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13 Jan 2005

Quote by johnneuk1

My mum always said that patience was not one of my virtues
OK - Two hands up you Jags

NOT what I meant!! lol

:P
:idea: have you made a cock up :!: bolt

Nah, I know she loves me really wink

Notice the smiley emoticons, that means she loves me really
Doesn't it? confused

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13 Jan 2005

My mum always said that patience was not one of my virtues wink

OK - Two hands up you Jags lol

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13 Jan 2005

Can I have half a dozen please Mistress Jags :twisted:

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13 Jan 2005

JGL

- don't let yourself be caught up in the Siren's song :shock:
Jags you are a bad girl smackbottom

You know tomorrow never comes :giggle: :twisted:

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13 Jan 2005

Bloomin Hell Tall,
That's not digging, that's fossil hunting :shock:

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13 Jan 2005

Quote by neilinleeds
ah well magik
you see, if you happen just to be doing the weekly shop, and see a lovely bunch of lilys, and buy 'em just cos you love her and know she'll like 'em, well the whole apology thing goes out the window doesn't it? just a thought for blokes doing the whole apology stigma thing! ;)
neil x x x ;)

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
you been bugging my lounge?????
Kat regularly buys me a bunch of lilys (my favourite white ones) when he is shopping, not because he needs to apologise for anything but because he wants to and because we agreed that I would only ever get flowers if he felt he wanted to give them to me.
Bloomin Hell - Kat, explain this for me please!!!!

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13 Jan 2005

Don't you dare Harry smackbottom

It takes me ages to come up with witty quips like this to match Kat's cutting SOH! :crazy:
I implore you Harry - be the gent that I know and love and keep the alternates quiet (well, at least for a week)
passionkiss

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13 Jan 2005

Helen,
How could you do this to me :shock:
You know I rely on you to keep Kat occupied and out from round my legs wink

Seriously, hope you feel well better soon, don't let the system keep you waiting for weeks to end your worries - shout and yell until they listen to the voice of reason (or anything to shut you up!) and you get the answers you need.
Fruity - 8 weeks for an ENT appointment is classed as 'jumping the queue' in my opinion wink

I had to wait 3 months :shock: lol

Big hugs Helen
ps glad you can still type kiss

xxx

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10 Jan 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
Ohhhh, dambuster, you don't know how much I long to see and feel a moustache in front of my lips 'sigh'

Stop shaving then. dunno

Sorry, please don't kill me, I just had to! bolt

Ohhhhh, Ice - I have logged back in especially to reply to you, lol

so now sweetie; you are soooooooooo going to suffer :twisted: Killing is far too good for you wink

I am away to my bed, to dream up dreams of tormenting Ice until he totally regrets submitting to his temptations or not as the case may be :twisted:

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10 Jan 2005

Quote by freckledbird
ooooooooooo time for bed

Absolutely :twisted:

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10 Jan 2005

Quote by dambuster
I have a couple of tattoos, and moustache
For the record, if the lady concerned asked - I'd lose the 'tache. (for a week or so)

Ohhhh, dambuster, you don't know how much I long to see and feel a moustache in front of my lips 'sigh'
Kat - you better be listening and taking note here poke

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10 Jan 2005

Quote by freckledbird
of course Kit, you mean you can't do that yet?
and Ice,

Think you mean 'Kat' there Freckledbird, and the answer is - No, he can't, he needs to be told rolleyes

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10 Jan 2005

Quote by davej
unfortunately I havn't got that many years of life left to have all mine done again.......

Awwww, Davej
Let me be the judge of that wink

I will inspect them all closely and then give you my professional interpretation of your long range forecast cool

If you can stay still long enough lol

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9 Jan 2005

Carpy!!!

Missed you MrMusicman wink

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9 Jan 2005

Quote by Rainbows
Never going to get my neck massaged at this rate!!! Hmm - should I flounce?

Whoa Rainbows - don't flounce yet!
Sarge will perform your neck massage for you, he appears to be hoping for a distraction from some certain pics confused

At the double now Sarge - atteeeeeeeeeeeeend to Rainbows desires!
found them yet Shireen?

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9 Jan 2005

Saved yourself a lot of 'something' there Shireen lol

please post it if you find it :twisted:

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9 Jan 2005

Bad girl Shireen wink

This might be time to make a confession...........................or an appeal
WTF took the pics of Sarge's waxing with the brown stuff?????

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9 Jan 2005

Tinted darling - pleeeese, put me out of my misery................... ummm, are you unique or am I naive??????
I thought all blokes could DIY at any time redface

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9 Jan 2005

Quote by shireen-steve
Of course :twisted:

Sooooooooooo the question is...... How much?? wink

Shireen
xxx
I really need to stop using these bluddy emotions
Ohhhhhh, as I gaze into Easy's mouth of cotton wool balls with a smile cool

I see an SH auction on the distant horizon lol

How far you gonna go Shireen wink

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9 Jan 2005

Quote by shireen-steve
I don't think so
Been there, seen it all and waxed it too :twisted:
Time for plan Z????????

Got any photos???? :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Shireen
xxx
Of course :twisted:

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9 Jan 2005

Quote by easy
What happens if the girls dont mind rats and spiders and hate shopping Easy??
Just a thought sweetie
Shireen
xxx

Well then we'll just have to bring out the big guns.
The ladies call him Mr. Loverman, The passion assasin, the Don Whan of SH but most of you will know him as..............
Sarge.......... if we can get him out the changing room.... mad

..........Now, if you were to mention cotton wool balls :shock: that would be a whole different ball game
*easy smiles to reveal a mouth full of cotton wool balls he's been chewing for the last 5 mins*
WHAT? :mrgreen:
Yeuuuuuch, bloomin hell Easy :shock: That is soooooooooooooo Kinky :twisted:
As for Sarge being you wenches 'Big Guns'...............................
I don't think so wink

Been there, seen it all and waxed it too :twisted: lol

Time for plan Z????????

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9 Jan 2005

:scared: I see you found your stockings then Kat flipa

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9 Jan 2005

:shock:

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9 Jan 2005

Marmite and hard boiled eggs on toast :inlove:
Ohhhh, got me going now worship

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9 Jan 2005

When I had mine added to, or should I say - developed further? The lovely tattooist 'went over' the old one so that it was as vibrant as the new bits.
Very reluctantly, I have to admit; that it is my experience that they do fade with age :cry:
But - you can have them 'gone over' lol

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9 Jan 2005

Quote by MrFC
Yeah Kat show yourself
I've done my bit in stockings

Who said you could talk yet wench whip

Besides, your denier leaves nothing to the imagination wink

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9 Jan 2005

Quote by Bassman69
I myself am cleanshaven and favour aramis after each scrape.
as for tattoos, well I've had a fair few compliments, and yes it was painful - took 2 hours to complete the job, but it was worth it.

Mmmmmmm, love the smell of aramis cool

Nice tattoo too bass wink

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9 Jan 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
WENCH!!!! :shock: :shock:
It's just like being at home
What can I do for you mistress ? :shock:

weee heee another sub :bounce:
come on girls let gets him :twisted: :twisted:
And its party time............. it me birthday :bounce: 21 again :giggle:
come on all lets have a orgie hump

Debs look around to see if kats inhere Hiya Debs babes - happy birthday sweetie
If it's Kat you want, you are welcome to him, he's hiding in here somewhere (frightened of spiders lol

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Now, if you want him in stockings - I can arrange that for you wink

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9 Jan 2005

Beards are great (but they need to be short, neatly trimmed ones are quite sexy on the right person, can't abide the grizzly Adams ones)
Tattoos are great too, both Kat and I have at least one each (of course his is bigger rolleyes

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I don't think they are painful at all, mine started off as a small one on my shoulder and I have added to it over the years (still not as big as Kat's though lol

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In my opinion, piercings are much more painful :scared:

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9 Jan 2005

Quote by MrFC
COTTON WOOOL BUDS!!!

No, No, not buds, they are little and insignificant wink

I am sure I said BALLS wench lol

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