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9 Jan 2005

Quote by tallnhairy

Right! It has come to my attention that the girlies are taking over our little bastion of maleness.
This can no longer be tollerated!
As such I have had the following installed overnight.......

Rats! In undersized cages to aid easy escape.

Cute rat... want another rat... more rats in the GFZ!!
Wow, loads of rats for wenching duties today lol

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Easy, Kat, Tallnhairy and some newbies wink

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Easy - you are such a lovely thoughtful wench, not only did you bring some newbie wenches you also thought to bring some some lovely, tickly spiders! Did you know that spiders have the ability to evoke the most amazing responses in some females :shock: Just thinking about all those little hairy legs, makes me all a quiver lol

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Now, if you were to mention cotton wool balls :shock: that would be a whole different ball game redface

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8 Jan 2005

Quote by corriefem
I want everyone :shock: :shock: :shock:

Sorry Corrie,
you can have the boys by all means wink

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but I don't 'do' wenching duties :shock:
Well, only for special people if they ask nicely wink

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8 Jan 2005

Quote by KitKat
lhk
Kat (glad to be back!)

Tee hee, so confused he forgot to complain about the Jacuzzi lol

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Hi Corrie,
MrFC is on wenching duties tonight, but judging by Kate's fragile state of mind I reckon she should be your 'named' wench for the evening :twisted:
The choice is yours wink

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8 Jan 2005

Quote by MrsFC
Nooooooo !!! you bad wench Kit !! :grin: :grin: :grin:

Moi? :angel: :angel: :angel:
you should see the look on his face as he is trying to untangle the PC :crazy: banghead

banghead

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banghead

dunno

:silly:
Now, who thinks we need anotherJACUZZI in here? This one does seem a bit small at peak times.
MrFC sweetie - run and fetch me thatJACUZZI brochure I left on the chair

7 Jan 2005

So, now we can enjoy the JACUZZIin peace without having to hear his irritating rambling all weekend lol

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Any one want their glasses charged?
Now MrFC, be quicker to respond next time I make a demand

7 Jan 2005

Ok, now we know that MrFC is not listening cool

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Whispers - I have been very naughty today.................
I sneaked into Kat's 'Office' whilst he was out shopping and nobbled his PC redface

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7 Jan 2005

Quote by MrFC
Ahh Kit!!
A large pee what?

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Bloomin hell Mrs FC, where did you find him rolleyes

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MrFC - GLASS - OF - WHITE - WINE - PLEASE - NOW!

Quote by MrsFC
Oh Kit do tell We want to know don't we Jags

Snuggle up then, we don't want MrFC or any other boys to hear this wink

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7 Jan 2005

Kit pushes open door and saunters in looking very smug cool

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Hi Jags, MrsFC, and all, budge up there in the JACUZZI please - MrFC - you are in the way in here sweetie - jump out of the JACUZZIand pour me a large Pinot please, there's a good boy wink

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Psst Girls, want to know a secret :shock:

4 Jan 2005

Quote by Mark
It's OK, I think we got away with it :uhoh:

Smoooooth

Oh No you didn't lol

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3 Jan 2005

Quote by teppic
You are just about to log out for the night when that little Msn Messenger box pops up in the bottom of your screen saying "You have received new email from Forum@SwingingHeaven"
Do you continue to log out ? The hell you do ! You go straight to the Forum to see what's new !

arghhhhhh...this is me.....help, do i need a doctor or what...i spend a full 9 hours on here whilst at work...does this make me an addict???? confused

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No it does not :shock: - it makes you a very naughty boy who needs a good smackbottom

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Umm, you didn't happen to see Will69xx whilst you were logged on at work did you? He is way overdue for a SLAP for being on here when he should be working :twisted:
Does dreaming about Mark & Helen make you an addict confused

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3 Jan 2005

Hi Midnight
Hope you eventually find what you are not sure what you are looking for confused

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One piece of advice from me - keep MrsMidnight posted on what you are learning, she may be happy to let you do what you want at your own pace; but if she is anything like me - she will want to know what you are up to :twisted:
Enjoy your journey and have fun wink

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(Kit=other half of KitKat)

3 Jan 2005

Hi both Pauls wave

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Paul 1 - daft is good wink

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Paul 2 - pissing people off is not good wink

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Hope you both have fun lol

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3 Jan 2005

Quote by butters999999

OK then whatsit I'll remember never ever to call you Hun again!!! And most of London doesn't understand Cockney!!! So Ugly gone to pm me????

This is true .. i'm married to an ex cockney and there are many times I don't understand him .....
oh wait no wait ............................ I've realised it's nothing to do with the cockney bit ....
he's a man :doh: totally incomprehensible to the female of the species ;) anyway LOLOLOL
Scared to ask but how is he an ex cockney? an ex londoner yes but you can never be an ex cockney!
Oi, not fair - I was going to ask exactly the same thing :shock: lol

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3 Jan 2005

Jeez t&t
if that is your Christmas joint I make it 9 days old now :shock:
If I have counted correctly (my fingers have never let me down before wink

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) your Ham is fit only for the bin rolleyes

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Sorry, but you will need to find another excuse for a party :cry:
But hey - do you really need one confused

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Every one to t&t's PARTY TIME
kiss

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Got any mince pies left?

2 Jan 2005

Quote by Colette
Thanks for all the welcomes, glad to know I'm not the only extra mature vintage variety.
Just to let you know what kept me from posting so long- I've only just realised that the chat room isn't the same as the Cafe, and as I haven't been able to get into the chat room, I thought I was destined to lurk forever
Unfortunately I cant ask my daughters for help on this site! :!: Any offers of techno help and advice gratefully received

Welcome Colette,
sorry, but I can't help with the techno side of stuff (Kat does all that) am happy to talk about daughters though; if you need to - got 3 of the angels rolleyes

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Have fun
xxx

2 Jan 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
And Kit its me age babes!......nearing 45 :eeek: now thats enouth for anyone to get mixed up! :doh: .

NOT an acceptable excuse Debs smackbottom

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Away above you wink

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Ice- pop your stockings on and you will have nothing to fear - promise :twisted:

2 Jan 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
Ice - you are in charge.

I'm what?
Hello?
Where's Beadle?
Errrmmmmm....
Whadoidonow?
Wait for your invisible friend to take you by the hand and lead the way through the pit of despondency and mayhem that is the GFZ
I have the blueprint of the GFZ refurbishments secreted in the safest of safe places wink

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Bloomin Hell Kat - those stockings are so last years!!!!! lol

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and the stubble rolleyes

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2 Jan 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
Just kick a man when he is upside down Alex!
Ice - you are in charge. If anyone asks for me, I wasn't here and you don't know where I am.
lhk

if i dident get confused to who is kat and who is kit and who is the cat and who is the tom!..and who likes tom and who like cat!.then mybe the pussy might play

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Bloomin hell debs, even I am confused now :shock:

2 Jan 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
Hello? Can I come in?
Ten months I've been on here and I still haven't figured out what the GFZ is all about. I think it's about time one of the girls who aren't here took me in hand and explained things to me.

I'm not here :twisted:
What do you want explained wink

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2 Jan 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
Dont tell her!...the nosy sod!... ..tell me instead!

Oi, who you calling a nosey sod????

Nosey x 2
certified by MrsFC

2 Jan 2005

Talking of sleeping........................

2 Jan 2005

Quote by corriefem

Kit tart my arse ( sure someone else has said that ) and as for KY jelly ....................................

Aww Corrie, you may be very right :twisted:
Never mind him, tell me more about you and debbiwebs in the same bed :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Angel - how about a Baileys then, need warming up wink

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hahahahaha Kit it wasnt me and Debbie webs that is such a cruel rumour going round biggrin

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I can definately say I have never slept yet with Debbie :twisted: :twisted: lol

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Oooops

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too much info and too much Pinot :twisted:
Now Corrie (serious head on here!) sweetie, tell me all about you and ANGELCHAT in the same bed wink

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Yay, got it right that time - never one to start rumours me

2 Jan 2005

Quote by corriefem
Kit tart my arse ( sure someone else has said that ) and as for KY jelly ....................................

Aww Corrie, you may be very right :twisted:
Never mind him, tell me more about you and debbiwebs in the same bed :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Angel - how about a Baileys then, need warming up wink

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2 Jan 2005

Quote by RedHot

Techie things confuse me

Well if that doesn't prove you're a woman, nothing will wink

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T-J

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Girl - I always thought of you as female, now I know your story, I still think of you as female kiss

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I have had the pleasure of meeting Judy and sharing the most intimate contents of our handbags wink

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(Judy, hope you don't mind me saying this but, hers was far better equippped than mine :cry: )
I have worked closely with a person who is a post op ts (ouch, label!) and TBH when I first met her I really was not aware of this - she was a woman and that is how I viewed and responded to her. It was only after I had known her for a while that some one else 'advised' me confused

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Needless to say, this person was always female to me from the moment I met her and she is still female to me now. I echo Misschiefs sentiments - somehow, people stay as they are introduced to me.
I am glad you are happy Gurl, just want to say.....................
Go Gurl wink

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2 Jan 2005

Quote by corriefem
Wow Mrs FC, Kitkat, Jags and Alex in here
I am really happy now

Yohoooo Corrie wave

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I'm here as well wink

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Great to see you sweetie kiss

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Now then, looks like it is about time we had some fun - Kat appears to be in a playful mood, but unfortunately he doesn't seem to have his stockings on yet rolleyes

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Methinks he is missing them :twisted:
Nice to see so many girlies in here - we need a plan to fill Kat's stockings wink

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I suggest we get him to slide down the bannister whilst Jags holds the stockings ready for each leg to slip into :shock: and then Alex, Corrie and MrsFC snap on the suspenders whilst I spin him around for maximum effect :twisted:
Any other ideas?
(Pinot going down well here)

1 Jan 2005

Hey Corrie,
you have got far too much going for you to be down - think about the great things in your life................
kids :shock:
waistcoats :shock:
all the people who love and care about you - on here and otherwise wink

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Have a big Kit hug and a slap at the same time (cos now I know where those 6lbs came from that I woke up with this morning!!!!)

29 Dec 2004

Well, my plate was chosen and bought for me by Kat rolleyes

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Not telling what it says cool

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but I love it almost as much as my car and a bit less than him wink

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I personally think plates are for fun not naff wink

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23 Dec 2004

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Sorry - got a bit pre- occupied with all the talk of men in sussies and boots :twisted:
Have pm'd you wink

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22 Dec 2004

Quote by Lazeeboy
I worked for a bloke who insisted on using those 'orrible American acronyms. TEAM was one of his favs:
Together Everyone Achieves More
:bs: :fuckinghell: :kick:

Bucket please!
In my former guise I once heard a colleague say on the phone to an irate client"it's ok now Bob,we have a green grass situation!"
Can you understand why I left that business?
One word guys..............
SYNERGIE
:shock: can't believe I said the S word :shock:

22 Dec 2004

Quote by teppic
i will be honest, i have not met many from s/h, something i intend to rectify, but reading post's...and a very vivid imagination....i think i'm getteing there

well dont wait too long to get to munches as I will be very very old some time in the future wink

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well will definatly be at the essex munch in jan...so thats a good as start as any
Wearing lingerie? :twisted: