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30 May 2004

Oh Sarge,
Go on then, I'll have one last red and then I'm off to bed :twisted:
Kit
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30 May 2004

Will darling, let me pour that for you, rest your head on my shoulder and cast your worries aside
Kit
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30 May 2004

I thought I had already nominated Davej, but then the old grey matter is not what it used to be wink

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30 May 2004

oooooooo, I like Davej's advice about getting a Butler, as for grabbing a drink in the GFZ MrFC, I think you will need to be more specific with your advice if you really wish to deputise for Tkano here rolleyes

Kit
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30 May 2004

Think you are just bragging now Angel lol

Kit
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30 May 2004

Looks like Angel is sorting MrFc :twisted:
I'll just sit here quietly and think of .....................................
Kit
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30 May 2004

Me Me Me
can you hear me MrsFC????
Take the bloomin cotton wool out of your ears, Kat is otherwise occupied and I hope you have sorted MrFc out already!
Angel, what is your poison?
Kit
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30 May 2004

Quote by MrsFC
How about MrFC he has degrees

3 degrees of easy so I hear confused

OK, let's test him, now then Mr FC, I have a problem with my stockings. They keep getting ripped :shock: How can I avoid that happening in the future confused

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30 May 2004

That would please me if it was to happen :twisted:
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30 May 2004

Lou, Dare you :giggle:
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30 May 2004

Matt, just think of MJ's 'Ben' and I guarantee you won't feel ratty any more cool

Kit
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30 May 2004

Quote by KitKat
OK - shaved and trimmed for the first time today - and it is likely that the first Kit will know is when she reads it on here!
Tee Hee
lhk
Kat

Woooooooohoooooooo! What a surprise wink

Shaved works for me BIG time :twisted:
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30 May 2004

Well Tkano,
things getting too big for you :shock:
I nominate Davej and MrsFC as Deputies lol

Kit
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30 May 2004

Quote by Sappho
but I'll let Will explain about the single cream...

We are all waiting Will :twisted:
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30 May 2004

Me Me Me
ummm, I mean: It wasn't me that put the food in there Kat, but pleeese can I swing for it :angel:
Kit
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30 May 2004

Hey Davidr
:welcome: to the forum.
Hope you have lots of funinbournemouth lol

Kit
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29 May 2004

Quote by Jags
Because, if I wish for Strength I'll just beat him to death.

Awwww Jags, :therethere:
Sounds like you need Chocolate, Hugs and Wine in copious quantities rather than Love, Wisdom and Patience
and Kat to slap?
Kit
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15 May 2004

Hellooooooooooooooo?
Where is everyone confused

Kit surveys the GFZ - cremated chicken, fire extinguishers and squirty cream
rolleyes

Ahhhhh, GFZ BBQ wink

Think I'll settle on the sofa, put the footie on and open a can of Stella. MMMMMMMMMM, Bliss, it's sooooooooooo peaceful in here
Kit
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15 May 2004

I've got all night MOORHOPPER lol

Kat is away and so are the offspring!
How about you get over here in 5 minutes :twisted:
Kit
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14 May 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
i had to attend to swell the sergeants ranks.
would you care for a drink at all before i collapse??

I think Sarges ranks are swollen enough :shock:
A drink would be good, but collapsing is not acceptable :twisted:
Now, be a good lad and avail me of your massage skills, MrFC seems to be asleep on the job :shock:
Kit
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14 May 2004

Neil, sweetie,
sit down here and let me mop your fevered brow wink

Kit
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Girlies - new blood in the GFZ :twisted:

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14 May 2004

No staying power rolleyes

Bless :twisted:
Kit
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14 May 2004

Woooo, Cavalry AND Cannon fodder lol

OK Lads,
I am well aware that you have all been highly trained to respond to orders so......
'Tenshun, at the double, Respoooooond to Kit's every whim'
Kit
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a little lower please MrFC

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14 May 2004

Bloody Hell Sarge, I was trying to up my post count cool

Go and practice your powers elsewhere mad

S'pose you have to practice somewhere, so it might as well be on me rolleyes

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14 May 2004

OMG, I'm posting double lol

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14 May 2004

Quote by willxx69
Write then, where's the LBV?

Bloomin Hell Will :shock: just how much snuff have you had????
What's LBV confused

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14 May 2004

Kit barges the door open with her bum, a bottle of Pinot Grigio in each hand
Hiya Jags, Corrie, MrsFC, just got home and picked these up on my way over here. Anyone need a top up? Sorry, not much left in either of them redface

Did I hear that MrFC was offering massages? Just what I need to ease the tensions of my very lengthy working day.
Ready when you are MrFC, don't keep me waiting wink

Kit
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14 May 2004

Quote by Sappho
Sadly I cannot take credit for the waxing technique - that was the brainchild of a gorgeous forum member who will reveal herself; I just took advantage of the situation! Next time, no hair gel in the mix please! I'm sure we can work on alternatives...
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For you Sappho, I am revealed redface

OK, no hair gel, but lets keep the chocolate cool

Suggestions for alternatives to hair gel welcome lol

Corrie, when I go on holiday I ALWAYS take my slippers with me :shock:
Have a great time and don't think of us at all. But pleeeeze remember to come back!
Kit
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12 May 2004

Roger, you forgot to mention the vein that goes 'around and around and around' lol

Brill
Kit
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12 May 2004

:rose:

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