Kit
xxx
Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login
Kit
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 66
UK
Forum
Well, I don't have an advert or should I say 'we don't have an advert'.
I wouldn't know where to start with one and would probably let Kat write it
I find that we get more than enough interest just from our www and really don't see the need to advertise
However, I think that women hate the same thing as men ie 'in your face, one liners' but, with a weighted ratio favouring the females, we get away with it
Not fair, but then what is?
Kit
xxx
I wouldn't know where to start with one and would probably let Kat write it
I find that we get more than enough interest just from our www and really don't see the need to advertise
However, I think that women hate the same thing as men ie 'in your face, one liners' but, with a weighted ratio favouring the females, we get away with it
Not fair, but then what is?
Kit
xxx
Quote by FredFlintstone
I remember you being "Miss NoKnickers" and "Miss HoleyStockings" but I don't remember a "MissImprovisation"
Your memory is correct Fred, I have the bruises to show for it but not the knickers, the improvisation was reference to my very sober, quick thinking in using Chocolate and Hair Gel to deceive Sarge.And.....................
I think you were 'MrWearsKnickersonHisHead' and :shock: 'MrSniffer'
Kit
xxx
I was introduced to the Duck at the first NW Munch where he spent a while nestling in my 'average' cleavage.
He was quite content to nestle in various cleavages (what the hell is the plural of cleavage????) and did not wander far.
At this Munch I thought he was getting quite adventurous. He spent time in my cleavage, ripped stockings and 'uppity' my skirt.
Carpathian - beware, his confidence is growing :shock: He even came back for seconds and thirds.
Kit
xxx
Can't wait until we meet again yoou lovely Duck
He was quite content to nestle in various cleavages (what the hell is the plural of cleavage????) and did not wander far.
At this Munch I thought he was getting quite adventurous. He spent time in my cleavage, ripped stockings and 'uppity' my skirt.
Carpathian - beware, his confidence is growing :shock: He even came back for seconds and thirds.
Kit
xxx
Can't wait until we meet again yoou lovely Duck
Steve and Vicky - thanks for a fantastic evening 
Everyone else - great to see you all, I didn't get to talk to everyone I wanted to :cry: too many people, not enough time!
I had a brilliant night. My poor legs are well bruised and I didn't go anywhere near the slides :shock:
I have but one regret.....................................
I forgot the bloomin wax strips
Next time Sarge :twisted:
Kit
xxx
anyone know where my stockings are
Everyone else - great to see you all, I didn't get to talk to everyone I wanted to :cry: too many people, not enough time!
I had a brilliant night. My poor legs are well bruised and I didn't go anywhere near the slides :shock:
I have but one regret.....................................
I forgot the bloomin wax strips
Next time Sarge :twisted: Kit
xxx
anyone know where my stockings are
Kit tentatively pushes the door open and signals frantically to Jas So, as I see it I have two options:
1) Pass my gear to you and leave you lot to do the honours, thereby keeping my promise to Kat but still seeing MrFC getting waxed
2) Confess that I had my fingers crossed when I promised Kat and get waxing and enjoy whatever punishment he has in mind for me
Ohhhhhh, decisions, decisions - off to have a think
Kit
xxx
Quote by JasPsst you lot - Kat has made me promise not to do any more waxing in here, can't think why
Anyway considering Mr FC's behaviour over the last few days, I think we really need Kit in here with her waxing gear,
So, as I see it I have two options:1) Pass my gear to you and leave you lot to do the honours, thereby keeping my promise to Kat but still seeing MrFC getting waxed
2) Confess that I had my fingers crossed when I promised Kat and get waxing and enjoy whatever punishment he has in mind for me
Ohhhhhh, decisions, decisions - off to have a think
Kit
xxx
Quote by Lou
Do men or women make better drivers????
Actually, HIS argument is that i'm a bad driver cos i crashed the day after my test, then punctured my tyre twice (the latest time being last week) by hitting the curb. Oh, and i drive too fast, leave my braking too late, dont check my mirrors enough and am just a generally scary driver.
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Not saying anything :gagged:
You drive just like Kat does
Kit
xxx
gripping the side of her seat and eyes tightly shut
Roger, Your 'original' ad didn't really do anything outstanding for me but....................
PM me with the same type of language you wrote to Mal AND ...........
invest in a pair of white NEXT jersey boxer shorts
and you can watch my lips move anytime :twisted:
Kit
xxx
PS - Is that constructive enough??
PM me with the same type of language you wrote to Mal AND ...........
invest in a pair of white NEXT jersey boxer shorts
and you can watch my lips move anytime :twisted:
Kit
xxx
PS - Is that constructive enough??
Kit scurrys in and flexes her fingers
Can't stop Guys, I've got to get all my equipment ready for a waxing appointment extraordinaire :twisted:
Kit
xxx
scurrys off again humming her own version of Wilma's 'munching' ditty:
'A waxing we will go
A waxing we will go
Off to wax an Army man
Above and down below' :twisted:
Can't stop Guys, I've got to get all my equipment ready for a waxing appointment extraordinaire :twisted:
Kit
xxx
scurrys off again humming her own version of Wilma's 'munching' ditty:
'A waxing we will go
A waxing we will go
Off to wax an Army man
Above and down below' :twisted:
