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5 May 2004

Oh Rocky, that was so funny and reminded me of a time when I was on the receiving end of a similar hard/soft egg switch redface

This took place about 20 years ago and guess who the perpetrator was ???????? A snog if you get it right wink

Kit
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5 May 2004

Well, as an ex army wife, I always thought that 'OMO' stood for 'on my own' confused

Kat - How do you know that :shock:
Kit - ummm, thats what all the wives told me cool

Kit
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PS - I have heard of 'polished' outside drainage pipes to advertise that people were swingers :shock:

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4 May 2004

Bugger - too slow!

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3 May 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Right people, you are about to witness a new record breaking attempt!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
From the nanoo second that I post this I am going to run upstairs, turn on the shower, undress, shower (and wash my hair!!), dry myself then run back here and post again to confirm I am back

Ummm, Sargicums - di I need to add on a few seconds for you to get dressed again or are you just going to remain in your birthday suit ? confused

Kit
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3 May 2004

Faster and smoother eh Magik - could that be due to your new 'aerodynamic' anatomy????? wink

Kit
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3 May 2004

Oi Davej, it's not my fault you were turned down, don't start trying to blame me for everything. :shock:
Bloomin Hell, first Kat having a go at me and now Davej - some guys are just so seriously lacking in the 'appreciation' dept. I bend over backwards to help and what do I get.......... rolleyes

MrFC, two G&T's at the double if you please I am so frustrated with you lot mad

Kit
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3 May 2004

:welcome: To you both, hope you have fun
A word of warning - watch out for Kat he is a bit unbalanced at the moment (can't think why) :taz:
Kit
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3 May 2004

:happy: :happy: :happy:
Way to go Dan and NSG
Kepp at it :twisted:
Kit
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3 May 2004

Quote by Stevelix
I realise that having photo's with my ad is important, but I would appreciate some advice on the style that's appropriate, particularly from women and couples (whom I'd like to appeal to ), before I upload any.

You asked for this Steve lol

I recommend that you go for thigh, bum and stocking shots :twisted:
Seriously though - I don't want to see cock shots, I think the same approach should be taken regardless of gender. That is. anything that will arouse the curiosity and spark the imagination.
Kit
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3 May 2004

Kat, what on earth are you bumping your gums about? dunno

I have kept this place just as you like it
I've discussed the sacred art of bulling boots with Sarge, I've asked about the footie scores, set Davej up on a hot date, helped Sarge and Magik deal with their excess hair problems and introduced the guys to one of your favourite dressing up games.
Now why are you getting mad confused

Kit
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whispers to Kat - careful darling, remember your bladder

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3 May 2004

Quote by AngelChat
Ahhh now I understand Was just a bit "poor me" last night due to the length of time its been since I had anyone to put me to bed

:shock: WOW, What is wrong with some blokes confused

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3 May 2004

Quote by AngelChat
Now thats just bragging Kit

Angel, I think you misunderstand me - Kat sometimes has the ability to put me to sleep quicker than Mogoden tablets cool

Kit
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3 May 2004

Sarge - do a girl a favour and be quiet please, Magik is very happy at the moment, don't spoil my fun :twisted:
Magik, it is nice and hard now, brace yourself and get ready to experience a feeling that will take your breath away
Kit
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*flexes her fingers and gets ready to pull*

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2 May 2004

Now Magik, doesn't that warm wax on your thighs feel really sensual??? Can you feel it dribbling in between your legs and then as it cools getting harder and stiffer? :twisted:
Kit
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Sure you want to carry on?

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2 May 2004

Ummmm, you might want something to bite on Magik.
Now don't worry about your image, both Sarge and Davej felt the urge too :twisted:
Kit
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Just warming my hands Magik - ready when you are lol

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2 May 2004

Anytime Boon cool

Kit
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anyplace, anywhere ......

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2 May 2004

In that case Magik - just lie back and let SH's expert waxer initiate you. Sarge will verify my expertise in this area and endorse the results of this one off opportunity
lol

Kit
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2 May 2004

Ummm, am I shouting????
I know I'm not roller blading wink

Kit
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2 May 2004

TFFT - at least I'll get to fall asleep at the keyboard for once :twisted:
Kit
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Jags - want to keep him there for a week or so? Pretty please?????

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2 May 2004

Don't forget the wax guys, makes bulling so much easier :twisted:
Kit
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Sarge pleeeeeze pull your dress down

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2 May 2004

Trust a Military man to know about shiny stuff rolleyes

Sarge, Klear makes your boots go blue and is no substitute for a whole lot of .................bulling wink

Kit
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ummm, you can pull your dress down now Sarge, I've finished

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2 May 2004

OMG Sarge - I forgot your stockings :shock: Quick, get behind this curtain now and pull up your dress :twisted:
Kit
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2 May 2004

Hiya MrsFC, Corrie,
Pour me a large one please, I have had such a day rolleyes

That Davej is such a wimp, a bit of wax and he's off to A&E quicker than Kat :twisted: Sarge on the other hand, exemplary behaviour for an upstanding Military man, but bloomin hell, a bit of wax soon sorts the girls from the boys.
Now, any one know what the Leeds score was today :twisted:
Kit
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2 May 2004

That's what I love about him Jags - he never learns to keep his mouth shut :twisted:
What a tart :shock:
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2 May 2004

Jags - read the small print wink

Yep, he is a bit cheap :twisted:
Kit
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2 May 2004

Same here Angel, have NEVER fallen asleep at the keyboard - Kat always puts me to bed before I get too sleepy :twisted:
Kit
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2 May 2004

Mr FC, please keep the noise down, Sarge is feeling a bit 'delicate' at the moment and does not wish to be disturbed redface

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2 May 2004

Ummm, does that mean you wish to cancel your leg wax Davej confused

I'm afraid I will have difficulty fitting you in at short notice you know :twisted:
Kit
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2 May 2004

It was my post it Steve, but we won't tell Kat will we??? Well, not for a wee while yet :twisted:
Kit
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2 May 2004

Well, here goes:
Best Male Avatar - Mr FC, The tongue, Steveg
Best Female Avatar - Wilma, MrsFC, Well Bustybabe
Most prolific thread starter - MrFC, Sgt. Bilko, Wilma
Funniest Poster Male - Sgt Bilko, Artificer, Davej
Funniest Poster Female - Wilma, Misschief, MrsFC
Best Thread - The Kick, GFZ, SH Hmmm
Best use of Emoticons - Sgt. Bilko, Kinky Lizard, Wilma
Best Newcomer - DazandLou, Angelchat, DreamerHelen
Mod of the Year - Jags, Fred, Bluexxx
Hugz and kisses to those I did not mention - you are all worthy of recognition
Kit
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