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Kit
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 66
UK

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Well Corrie, all I can say is I reckon my car must be about to hit the jackpot mad
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:rose:
Will miss you too Arti
Take pleasure in your new grandchild and everything that is dear to you
:therethere:
Kit
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Yes Sarge? :angel:
Reporting for duty Sir! Is it time for your leg wax now?
I am just warming the wax now - would you like something to bite on? I would hate your upstanding military image to be tarnished by the sound of girly screaming.
Good - I see you are strapped to the bed nice and tight .
Now, is it left-right, or right-left?
Kit
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Quote by Kat
Oh, and tidy up all these stockings before you leave.
Your wish is my command rolleyes
But can I leave those lovely black seamed ones on Sarge please? He looks so adorable asleep on the sofa, it would be a shame to disturb him :twisted:
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Ummm, yep Mr. Bilko,
that is just how I see you men, trying hard to fight your way out of a wet paper bag lol
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Mr. Bilko,
My preference is definately IN (seamed stockings that is)
Now, if you are in, be a good chap and turn the heating up a tad; I've got goosebumps all over :shock:
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Hi Dan,
Have to confess to being a fan of cyber sex redface I indulge in this regularly with a member of the site. Never met him and not likely to either :cry: It is a great turn on and good fun. Kat and I get a real threesome going at times :twisted: Bit difficult when it comes to typing and climaxing at the same time, but hey; FUN is the main thing and it works well for us.
Hope you have some success
Kit
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Kat, didn't realise you were aware of how 'desperate' a woman can be
wink
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Who gave you access to my PMs??? Very nice it was too Boon wink
Mark - sort Kat out please?
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Kat has got some great seamed ones. I'm sure he wouldn't mind sharing :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Mr. Bilko - are you in or out ? confused
Mr. Bilko, I relent mad if outside and NO stockings is where you want to be then so be it
Kit
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just don't come whining to me that you are missing all the fun in June
No Sargicums, your are on the inside, looking out, now, what denier would you prefer? :twisted:
Kit
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WooHOOO! Now I KNOW Kat wants me to control the GFZ
lol lol lol lol
Kit
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Mr. Bilko - 'tenshun!
Ha, stockings and a stiff one - heaven :twisted:
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Where's Kat when you need him? dunno dunno
Oh Mr. Bilko, it is so reassuring to find a person who experiences the same frustrations as oneself cool Take my advice and forget about him, find succour where you can :twisted:
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and keep those stockings on, you give me goosebumps :twisted:
If the telly is that crap Boon, I'm confused that you need somone to bring you up to speed confused Havn't you read it all already confused confused confused
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:shock: :shock: Wow Mr. Bilko :shock: :shock:
Great legs cool cool
Now about that stiff one ............
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Sarge, when you are calm and in touch with your aura I will let you in. Just to bring you up to speed, Kat is off elswhere and has delegated control of the GFZ to me. So Mr. Bilko, don your 10 denier and pour me a stiff one :twisted: Have you got any ice???
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Don't listen to him MrsDavej, Kat is always ready to slip it in anytime.
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PS - 'slip' might be a bit misleading cool
Moorhopper, may I be a tad pedantic here and suggest that you pose this question as ' do you mind seeing your wife taking another man?'
After all, if you are swinging in the truest(from my perspective) sense as a couple, ths is the most 'honest' scenario.
When I meet with a guy, I have already decided that this is a person I wish to meet. When I meet them, I think it is quite safe to say, that I take them on my terms not vice versa. I am in control at all times and it is my wishes and desires that are paramount to all involved at all times. It is my experience that most guys want to satisfy their partner, they actively ask what I like and how they can satisfy me.
Therefore, I would say that if you swing as Kat and I do, that; Kat enjoys seeing Kit take another man!
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Davej - get out here you wimp and let us girlz decide wether you pass the stocking test or not :twisted: you know you want to be a tart really lol lol
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Quote by davej
..I get this feeling that the girls are... eerrr.... manipulating things slighty...
Absolutely right Davej, now get your stockings on like MrFC and Kat and bring on the Pimms.
Kit
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Oh how I love a man that knows his place
Quote by mirth
relaxed mellow and ready for anything funwise!!! ( dry french white for me!!!)
Yes mirth darling, that sounds good. Mind you don't trip over the TV cables on your way to the bar. Corrie, MrsFC and my good self will have the same.
That Fred Flintstone is so atypical of British builders! Gracious me, how standards have slipped in this place rolleyes Kat really does need to focus :twisted:
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Hiya MrsFC, I have control of the GFZ (with Kat's blessing). Sit yourself down here girl and join in the fun. MrFC, Davej and Kat are here to do our bidding, so if you have any 'essentials' speak now!
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MrFC, bend over a bit more doll, I can't quite catch thoser stocking tops :twisted:
Kat dearest, darling, bunny rabbit, you know you cannot ignore me for long wink You delegated control of the GFZ to me and now you are checking up on me confused Corrie and I would like a large glass of dry white asap. Don't you trust me babes :shock:
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Corrie darling, take it from me - it doesn't take much to confuse Kat cool He wears his brains in his trousers and they aint getting any bigger wink
Kit
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