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Kit
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 66
UK

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MMMMMMmmmmmm, that will do nicely MrFC, I see MrsF has you well trained, now just remember to bend at the knees when you place the drink in my hands :twisted: a well placed clench would be good too :twisted:
Kit
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thinks to herself *I wonder if Kat realises he has competition in the stocking department, he is going to be sooooo mad* :twisted: :twisted:
Hey One,
I think you are elusive and 'beautiful'. Good to see you back
Kit
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Nope - It means MrFC YOU are THE serving wench and Kit rules the GFZ tonight until Kat realises what is going on
Now, be a dear and charge my glass if you please
Kit
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Manalive - I think Wilma's post was in jest and not meant to cause offence.
Please, don't make me feel old and retire before I am financially able to!!!
Kit
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MrFC Kat is rather occupied elsewhere at the moment, but he says to tell me and adhere to my decisions in his absence.
So what was it you wanted to say ??????
Kit
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ps Davej - a bottle of Champers would promote some rather selective hearing on my part if you would be so kind :twisted:
Wow, Kat missed me out again! That means that he approves of me being in here (women's logic) so........ MrFC, pour me a glass of Chablois and clench your buttocks a bit faster whilst you are at it :twisted:
Davej - just so you know, I am expert at parralell parking, map reading and refreshing my lippy in the rear view mirror (but not spelling!)
Happy to receive extra tuition where appropriate though
Kit
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WARNING GIRLIES!
Kat is headed over here with the intention of throwing you all out lol lol lol lol
Smile sweetly and flutter your eyelashes OR better still offer to wash his car for him and he will be putty in your hands :twisted:
Kit
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Quote by westerross
They wouldn't be of the chienning variety would they

cool cool cool Very subtle tune wink
Welcome back
Kit
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Roger, yes you were very unfair - shame on you wink
Kit
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Only my closest friends are trusted with my bra size cool
Personally we do not meet with married men without their wife's consent/knowledge. This is very much a personal choice and is not in any shape or form a judgement on those that do meet with married men OR on married men who swing without their wife's consent/knowledge. It is just that we have no desire to be caught up in a messy divorce.
For us swinging is about having fun. Therefore we only meet with single guys after getting to know them first.
Kat has said all this many times before and I will not bore you all by repeating Kat's words lol lol
The main thing is that we have fun together and that our relationship is stronger than it has ever been in our 22 years of marriage.
Kit
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And from my perpective - I LOVE Kat watching me with another bloke cool
Got to admit that it is extra fun when he joins in too though :twisted:
Kit
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:shock: :shock: :shock: Bloomin Hell :shock: :shock: :shock:
I pop in here for the first time, hoping for a bit of peace and tranquility to ease the tensions resulting from sharing a home with Kat for far too long, and what do I find ..........
Arti leading a menagerie mutiny :shock:
Arti my dearest man, what happened?? I always had you in mind as a gentle, peacable soul. confused
Kit
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Never mind, just shout "FREEDOM" until your lungs feel like they will burst and, ummmm; have fun :twisted:
Kit
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I bow to Sarge's newly acquired Superior Grahics skills and bid you a warm, but small and mundane :sleeping: welcome
wink
Kit
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Kat says he is sooooooo glad he didn't ask :shock:
Byron, I have but one question - have you ever considered the possibility that you may be adopted confused
Kit
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Quote by KitKat
:smug:
Ha! Kat is only smug because I tested a similar version of this on him before I used it at work.
I won't divulge the results of his first test lol
Kit
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who wants to know????
Quote by Kat
I am so sulking!
mmmmm, pout a bit more babe. Love it when your bottom lip quivers :twisted:
Kit
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PS - I used your link lol
Quote by Kat
AH Mr FC, keeping Mrs FC pissed is obviously working a treat!
OMG :shock: I must be suffering from a 22 year old (possibly more confused ) hangover then :shock:
Kit
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Quote by davej
fingers up ones own arse....sounds like my last work appraisal!!!

lol lol lol
*sigh - I've wanted to write something similar to that so often*
Kit
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Dave, perhaps I misled with the word 'dash', the A34 is generally gentler than gently lol
Kit
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Well, my daily dash down the A34 was actually very enjoyable with my top off this afternoon :twisted:
Kit
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Isn't that a Twinkie Winkie??? lol
Does anyone know what a 'twink cock' is coz I don't, neither does Dawn and I suspect Unswung is not entirely clear either confused
Kit
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What reason would I have to disbelieve you?? confused
Kit
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1987 Kaci (singer)
1982 Eric Von Detten (actor)
1975 (singer/songwriter)
1973 Neve Cambell (actress)
1971 Kevin Richardson (singer)
1969 Gwen Stefani (singer - No Doubt)
1962 Tommy Lee (singer)
1959 Jack Wagner (actor, singer)
1959 Fred Couples (golf)
1954 Stevie Ray Vaughan (guitarist)
1950 Pamela Hensley (actress)
1947 Lindsay Buckingham (musician)
1941 Chubby Checker (Ernest Evans) (singer)
1940 Alan O'Day (songwriter, singer)
1938 Eddie Cochran (singer, film)
1934 Madlyn Rhue (actress)
1933 Neale Fraser (tennis)
1925 Gore Vidal (writer, actor)
1916 James Herriot (veterinarian, author)
1902 Harvey Kurtzman (cartoonist)
1900 Thomas Wolfe (author)
1873 Emily Post (Price) (etiquette authority
:cry: I had to go right back to 1925 before I knew anyone on the list! Incidently - I was born the same year as the Mini was (DJohn - that is car - not the skirt rolleyes )
Kit
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lol lol lol
That is absolutely brilliant Will.
However, I now find myself with a dilemna.........
Do I smackbottom you for posting when you should be working? OR Do I kiss you for making me smile after an exceedingly tedious day?
The decision is yours :twisted:
Kit
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Lillys are my ultimate favourite (longiflorum and asiatic). However, flowers that delight me include Daffodills, snowdrops, Bluebells, liliy of the valley and honeysuckle.
All for very different reasons that I won't go into here redface
Kit
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:welcome: Paul,
Hope you find what you are looking for and enjoy the journey
Kit
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MrsFC - kat might not be so 'understanding' about a Party in the GFZ, after all, he did say that when he grows up he wants to be 'KATKIT'
Kit
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thinks - boy am I glad Kat will never grow up, I'll always come first :twisted:
I said SUMMER not SUNDAY!!!!
On the other hand MrsFC, throw a Party on Sunday in the GFZ, if it is anything like your last one we'll be 'dancin in the moonlight' well into Monday wink
Kit
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might want to try being a 'Party Girl' just once before I have to grow up
It's my thread Arti and I forgive you, but unfortunately KitKat have already passed 3,000 post point (you need to add my paltry 35 to the Kitkat total)
redface redface redface
Party happens in the summer when the sun shines and the living is easy
Kit
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