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Quote by dambuster
The Sandman.
redface
It was some time in my mid-thirties that I discovered The Sandman to be a good dude.
I thought he was a nasty piece of work, to be avoided at all costs like his mate The Bogey Man.
My mother used to scare us kids into staying in bed at night by telling us that if we got out of bed, The Bogey Man would get us :scared:
So - when I heard about some dude called The Sandman throwing sand in your eyes; it was obvious to me that he was a bad dude dunno
It wasn't until I had pop at Mk II some years ago for scaring our kids by signing The Sandman song that anyone had actually explained it to me surprisedops:
Did any of that make any sense to anyone other than me ???

The 'signing' bit made sense to me you numpty rolleyes lol :lol: :lol: apart from that - nope!
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Aha, at last a Northerner who wants some English snot lol
Where do you want it Laird?
and how? :twisted:
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Quote by EagerSlut
Well I am waiting, where are you ???? wink
phredd

Women always keep guys waiting Fred! :wink: Jags is no exception! rolleyes :roll:
lol :lol: :lol:
Oooooooooooh, I am so poorly I am home alone tonight and in need of some TLC
BTW - I know that Jags is shagging, so you will have a long wait :lol:
If you want to know who - just have a look and see who is not logged on tonight :twisted: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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After 23 years I still believe Kat when he says he will do something rolleyes
ps - I used to be blonde but not any more and I still believe him FFS :shock:
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Quote by Calista
Seeing as we seem to be getting a constant influx of new addicts ... erm swingers to our delightful corner of the 'net perhaps we ought to look at the essential kit neeeded by a swinger :shock:
Inflatable mattress ..... for the occasional overnight guests, also saves carpet burn on the lounge floor :twisted:
For those with young children ...... don't throw out those baby monitors ... hey serve as an excellent 2 minute warning when the little "darlings" wake up in the middle of the evening just as you are settling down for some fun.
Anyone add to the list?
C x

ummmmmmmmmmmmm,
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Come on Dildo - more pics, you're never gonna make 60 at this rate rolleyes lol :lol:
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passionkiss sillyassionkiss: :passionkiss:
Hey Heather,
good to hear life is treating you well sweetie.
Is that the Doubledeckers you playing with now then? :twisted:
Big hugs
Kit
xxxxx
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Quote by Jags
Thank you TallFunLondon.
If I can just get ALL SH into a big group hug I'll feel even better. wink
Now where's that bubbly jacuzzi when you need it? :wink:
Fee
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Group hugs are good Fee, can I join you please? Oh and a bloody big glass of wine to dull my poor poorly pain :therethere:
Now - Kit you KNOW I love you more than brussel sprouts (but less than chocolate) but you have got raging snot - I'll pass you a tissue, a large glass of wine now and then but you're not getting any nearer than 5 foot from me. I don't want your snot.
Could you smackbottom :smackbottom: Kate for me? He sent me a very rude comment with my CD and I opened it in working company!! rolleyes :roll: :roll:
:therethere: :therethere: :therethere:
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: duly administered Jags and a :kick: for good measure :wink:
What do you mean, you don't want my snot confused It is good , honest English snot free to you Northern Heathens :roll: Think yourself bloomin lucky, I generally keep my snot to myself lol :lol:
Swap you for a large Pinot :rascal: kiss
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Quote by LadyFeeBee
Thank you TallFunLondon.
If I can just get ALL SH into a big group hug I'll feel even better. wink
Now where's that bubbly jacuzzi when you need it? :wink:
Fee
XX

Group hugs are good Fee, can I join you please? Oh and a bloody big glass of wine to dull my poor poorly pain :therethere:
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Guess it wasn't your lucky night :twisted:
Didn't you tape it yourself? dunno
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ask them in the 'Dogging' section Alex - they are always complaining that nothing happens at here, here, and here lol
Hugs sweetie - that made me laugh
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Quote by well_busty_babe
Calista my darling,
How did you find this?
For making my smile,
You win a big kiss! :twisted:
T’was so long ago,
The memory’s gone fizzy.
I’d forgotten it all,
Life’s been so busy! confused
But look there at mal.
Task 4 still not done.
I sat there waiting -
He went on the run! mad
It would be quite fab,
A new task to start.
It just wish I had,
The time to take part. :cry:
But someone could do it,
Enjoy flexing their whip,
If they got stuck -
I’d pm them a tip! :twisted:
I think we should vote.
Or at least nominate.
Cos who in there right mind.
Would volunteer for this fate? rolleyes
My votes for calista!
To be the task master.
Dragging this thread up -
Proves nothing gets past her. biggrin
She could be quite stern.
Even if she’s messing .
So please take my game over.
Calista, with my blessing! kiss

Oooooooooooooh Calista!
How could you resist?
You know you want to :twisted: lol
WBB - absolutely brilliant :kiss:
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Quote by Sexysteph
It was done a couple of months after I got here Blonde and it was hysterical.
I reckon if it was to be done again it should be someone like KitKat doing the tasks and Jags setting them - that way KIt can validate them as an ajudicator
Steph wink lol
/bolt before Kitkat sees this :giggle:

Hee hee, quoting this for you Steph so Kat doesn't miss it :wink:
I love the idea of Jags setting Kat tasks to complete :twisted: and especially my suggested role as validator, but there is a flaw in your plan - Kat doesn't have the time to complete SH tasks, he barely manages to complete RL tasks at the moment rolleyes
But, I will bear this in mind for a few months down the line when he will have some time :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:
So, who's next then?
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Kat has a fantasy about the neighbour - no way would it happen, but it is fun thinking about it :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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OOOOOOOOOh, welcome back Gary,
have you been brushing up on your sign language? :twisted:
Hugs
xxxxxxx
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Quote by Dino
Do you require a clue ?

Yes please Dildo wink
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Quote by MrsFC
Hellooooooooooooo alex !!
I think the girlies should have our own day trip and show the fellas how its done ! :rascal:

Kit slips in - not been in here all weekend and can't be bothered to read it all
redface
Girlies Day Trips Mrs FC?
How's about a long weekend :twisted: Give the boys a taste of freedom lol
BTW - Looking good babes wink
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So that's a first for you then wink
Hi and welcome - I'll come back later and add my thoughts to your questions if no one else replies
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Quote by Dino
Onlyme?

Yes, and though it grieves me to say it,, well done lol
yay - I got it and Dildo had to be nice to me :twisted:
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Quote by the_Laird
I am serious...

You're not REALLY a Doctor are you?????? confused
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
This has been done lots of times - use the search button to find the threads, there are links to sites with loads of information there
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Babies and stretch marks go together - you can't have one without the other, unless you are a celeb and can 'airbrush' all your pics :shock:
I have had four children and have the marks for each of them , I wear them with pride and don't worry about them at all - they are as much a part of me as my children are.
I would not be without them.
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Welcome numpty
I hope you read ALL the advice pages in full before you make your first numpty post wink lol
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Quote by da69ve

But they are ugly gits.....and its only the money that is attractive!
so the women who go with these kind of guys aren't too fussy either!

They are fussy - if you havn't got money, no shags rolleyes It's the money that attracts them wink
Different people find different things attractive, each to their own.
I
i wonder if they imagine they are having sex with a big £ sign..... lol
they are probably spending it as they are shagging :roll: :lol: :lol:
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I gave up a RNMS placement to get married and move to Germany with Kat. We have now been married for 23 years, have four children and I am a Senior Manager in the NHS.
I did not work whilst I was raising the children apart from shift work. Kat and I spent many a year as 'ships that passed in the night' whilst the kids were young. I would not give up my time with the kids whilst they were young ever. This gave me the opportunity to bond with them and understand them as they were able to learn to understand Kat and I. When they were really old enough to understand life choices, I went back to work full time and went to Uni and made a career for myself. Now our kids are adults, they are able to respect the choices their parents made without feeling compromised. Our eldest is in her 3rd year at uni herself, and is able to appreciate, recognise the benefits to her and respect the choices we made.
I grant that this would not always work for everyone - and believe me, it was bloody hard work at times! But life has recently taught me that you never know what is around the corner, and children are precious. Careers can be resumed, children can't.
Kit
xxxxx
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Quote by da69ve
But they are ugly gits.....and its only the money that is attractive!
so the women who go with these kind of guys aren't too fussy either!

They are fussy - if you havn't got money, no shags rolleyes It's the money that attracts them wink
Different people find different things attractive, each to their own.
I
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Quote by Sarah
I don't have one as I hate hate hate tea and coffee.........yuk...........
However I do have tea and coffee mugs for those who visit who do drink the stuff, flowers and fruit pattern on them

and very nice they taste too Sarah wink
mine was a pressie, it says - I love to cook with wine - sometimes I put it in the food!
from a person who knows me far too well :twisted: lol
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