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Kit
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 66
UK

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just popping you into the Cafe wink
oh and welcome BTW wink
Quote by Dino
This site gets better and better, now the mods bring the tea round

THANKYOU KIT !

Hope you enjoyed the Tea Dildo, now I'll just empty your bed pan for you shall I?
Nah, that Dildo is sooooooooooooo old and slow, he'll be looking for his specs and shuffling ariund in his slippers trying to remember where he put the instructions rolleyes
Quote by Dino
Try clicking on the link confused

might have guessed it was your link rolleyes it's even more crap!!!!!!!!!!!!
Get it right you Dildo rolleyes
Mr. Nobody??????
ummmmmmm, Red - your link is crap rolleyes lol lol
Now this is the sort of news I like to hear.
H'Red is all better passionkiss :happy: :happy: :happy:
Go get 'em girl :twisted:
Kit
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Thanks again Auntie Alex kiss
Ever thought of a 'Minders' job??????? :twisted: Lord knows I need one rolleyes
Alex - did I ever tell you that I love you?????????
I wondered where that went confused
redface redface redface redface lol lol lol lol lol lol
mmmmmmmmmmmm, methinks more likely my thoughts were wandering rather than being on the bottle - I have been very distracted all day redface
and was that your lippy Postie was wearing at the Glasgow munch??????
very snoggable wink
Whooooooooooo, just seen this thread - ummmmmmmmmm, going to have to go for a lie down redface count me in Vicky wink
Will get back with a list when my tremors have passed rolleyes
Right - just to get this thread back on track rolleyes rolleyes lol lol lol
The Scots Munch Thankyou Thread ................
Firstly, and most importantly of all - Thanks to Lucy and Ken for organising a wonderful night.
Secondly - thanks to all those I snogged, beware, I may be coming back for more :twisted:
Thirdly - all those I missed, sad
and fourthly (if there is such a thing?) - when's the next one Lucy????????
not really into naming names but..............
Only me - small bloomin world babes :shock:
EdinburghBBW - stay out of the bloomin loos next time wink wink
Marcuso - rolleyes rolleyes
Ice Pie - care to renegotiate?
Dundeecple - whooooooo, cleavage and snogs :twisted:
Lep - sorry redface redface redface
Heasayandnk - I tried but your lap was just too high wink
Postie - your bloomin lippie got everywhere rolleyes
Targaid - would have loved to have chatted but, Dundeecple got in the way wink
Sarah - gorgeous as ever
Dammie - thanks for taking your tin out - twice :twisted:
HLB - kiss
soooooooooo many more to mention and I just can't do it redface
but very special thanks and snogs to Jags (no longer a munch virgin) and to LadyFeeBee and the Laird for making a Southerner soooooooooooo happy :twisted:
Highlights of the evening????????
1) - getting drenched in a pint of beer rolleyes
2) - a certain (not known) person winking at me from the bar
3) - entering my hotel with two gorgeous kilted men :twisted:
ummmmm, am I allowed any more highlights redface redface
oooooooooooooooooooooh, I am sooooooooooooooooooooooooo happy and shiny tonight that my toes are tingling wink
God I love Kilts :twisted:
and Jags
and Kat
and...........................
everyone redface
Kit wonders where all the wine went confused confused confused confused lol lol lol lol
wave
5ft 2" here too wink
never thought about being a Pixie before :shock: do you reckon I could get a Christmas job as one of Santa's Elves? confused
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dare we ask how old? :scared:

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
You can ask! lol lol lol lol

cummon then i'm asking wink
I'm not asking - I am daring you to tell :twisted:
Happy Birthday - hope you get loadsa friction burns and picnic tables wink lol lol lol
Quote by the_Laird
... we all get there in time for you to get a quickie in before the munch wink lol lol lol

Personally I'd prefer the full seven courses but there may be a McDonalds nearby should you prefer fast food wink
Ok, you've convinced me 7 is better than a McDonalds, but 8 is even better wink
Ummmm, that was a 'bump' BTW :twisted: lol lol lol
Quote by the_Laird
Seems like there may be quite a few SHers milling about Glasgow on Saturday.
Anyone interested in meeting up for some traditional Pre Munch drinks in the City Centre?
Fee and I are hoping to make the City between 2 and 3 pm so if you are interested AND on the official list of Munchers :shock: drop me a PM and we'll try and get organised.
the Laird and LadyFeeBee
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:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: Woo Hoo My first LMU post.......bet I still dont get a shag as a result confused

Count us in too Laird, we will have a word with the chauffer and make sure we all get there in time for you to get a quickie in before the munch wink lol lol lol
Happy Birthday Judy passionkiss
I hope you got to use your 'special knicks' :rascal:
Atom, I think I understand what you are trying to say - but I do think you could have thought about how you said it before you posted.
I am going to lock this thread now to give you a chance to think about what it is you want to say and start again.
Kit
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in a nice to newbies mood today wink
I believe you were given an explanation by a mod dunno
If you are still unsure, I am happy for you to pm me and I will try to explain
Kit
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Quote by westerross
Poshnbecks are real. The pictures on the web are no where near as good as the real thing. Will not put detail here but both are really friendly and absolutly genuine. She is wow and he is big what a great intoduction to swinging via this site. biggrin Should probably have kept this to myself so I may get another invite but have to tell in the sprit of swinging. I nomally can go for a few hours but she is stuning and as first time nerves weren't helping.
Poshnbecks hope 2 meet again.

Now generally speaking I'd say this wasn't in the 'spirit of swinging' - too indiscreet etc. However, judging by previous events, i guess they have given you permission to say what you've said.
But you are preaching to the converted here mate! Glad you had fun!!
This is exactly what PoshnBecks would want - graham is not being indiscrete at all!
good on you guys kiss
Quote by Alexandra
Alex, do you want a clue?

Could it possibly be the reason you are on your lonesome this evening?????? rolleyes
And if so, just what is his position in the queue? :shock:
I'm on my lonesome cos I am poorly, and his position in the queue would always be last wink
OMG ES, give me some stew now, I'm all hot and bothered wink
ps - not chicken stew tho pleeeeeeeese lol
Alex, do you want a clue?
Laird - as you seem to be an avatar conoussier (can't and won't spell!), may I ask your advice on a new one for me please? :twisted:
Simon, if you took the time to read about this site before you posted, you would know that we work very hard to eliminate time wasters and more especially 'working girls'!
If you wish to remain active on here, then please have the decency to familiarise yourself with how things work here, before making this type of first post.
I am locking this to give you the opportunity to post again, although my instinct is telling me to deactivate you mad
In that case Laird sweetie................
lets start with the jacuzzi - the steam will get things going lol