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Kit
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 64
UK

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Hello you xxxx
I did say that would be hard to spell rolleyes
Hope you read all the instructions or you may find yourself on the end of one of these smackbottom

Tee Hee, look what I found lurking in my shower this morning - 2 for the price of one Girls lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I am sooooooooo much trouble now!!!!!!!
Enjoy the Chicken Legs
wink
and me!!!!!, you feeling a tad nostalgic tonight Jags wink
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
Snogs Jags passionkiss
you are the bestest
xxxxxx
Quote by Jags
whoops, that will be that Stella again I reckon, she is sooooooooo bad! I feckin hate her mad

He's gone to bed FFS!
Just no staying power :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
:shock:
he didn't tell me :shock:
Nope, not having this - I am going to wake him up, I am sooooooooooooo fed up of him going to sleep lol :lol: :lol:
Tigs,
our daughter went through the same thing at 16, but hers was to do with B12 problems, it was a bloomin nightmare for over a year or so for all of us, I couldn't do anything and that was the hardest.
She still has probs now occasionally but we know what to do now wink
Hugs and all my very bestest to you all
PM if you want to
Kit
xxxxxx
whoops, that will be that Stella again I reckon, she is sooooooooo bad! I feckin hate her mad
Hee, hee, and Stella sooooooooo has a way with him, that leaves others astounded rolleyes
Ohhhhhhhhhhh, jeez, Jags is bloomin tarting again rolleyes
2 bloody pages worth too wink
Quote by Bloke2005
Damn - you got me.... maybe that's where I've been going wrong all of these years wink

I doubt it babes :wink:
Quote by Bloke2005
Actually Kit & Shireen, despite what I've said, I see your point... although if I had half the non-judgemental people on here to listen/advise when I was getting my first girlfriends (yes, I've had several way back when wink ) and boyfriends life would have been a hell of a lot easier :P

Oi Bloke - i really thought at least you could tell your Kit from your Kat rolleyes
what a disappointment :wink: lol :lol:
Kit
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Quote by HornyRed
Please please please kiss :kiss: :kiss:
Can I get off the naughty step and have a guess ?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Ok wink
I think, You`ve been on the step for long enough today. lol :lol: :lol:
Oii!!!!
I put her there and she get's off when I tell her (whoooooooo, did I really say that?????)
on second thoughts Red - you do the telling :wink: but FFS, don't give her any more clues rolleyes
Sadie , Frank or whoever, you need to make your minds up or you are history rolleyes
Change that av bloomin quick or you are history babes wink
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Oooooooooooooh Davej :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: you are one flucking :crazy: :crazy:guy, but oh how I :love: you!!!!!!!!! rolleyes :roll: :roll:
More please???????
I really wanna see the shoes
:twisted:
bump - you disappeared onto page 2 wink
Hiya and welcome
No clues Sam rolleyes
You did promise - back to the naughty step with you lol :lol:
wave I've got Jags' black rope, but I'm saving it :rascal:
ask for a Mentor if you really want to be shown the ropes, but be warned you may end up in knots!
:doh: Interlude = he's lost the bloomin instructionsagain rolleyes
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Quote by TallFunLondon
Hi Dave, apply for a Mentor and they should be able to guide you wherever you want to go wink
Have fun and let us know how you get on????
Kit
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need putting over my knee again today kit? - lol
you will be over my knee if you keep hi jacking newbies threads rolleyes :roll: lol :lol:
Hi Dave, apply for a Mentor and they should be able to guide you wherever you want to go wink
Have fun and let us know how you get on????
Kit
xxxxxx
Stop it right now!
ummmmmm, it wasn't me BTW wink
Sorry, can't help with your cam questions - are you sure you read the instructions right cool
Quote by Dino
Well if the truckers can have one, so can we.
A place where all the S/H ice cream men can chat, swop stories n stuff and chat about any gossip from the world of ice cream van driving,
So here goes,,
Ive broke 4 cones this morning already confused
My freezer cabinet went down last night and all me Fab lollies melted. mad
and me wafers have gone soggy due to the sudden cold snap evil
On the brighter side guys, have you seen the latest ice cream van ring tones you can download from the net?
My van is playing " sponge bob square pants", the punters love it biggrin

ummmmmmm, do you have a liitle stool to stand on so that you can see over the counter????? lol :lol:
Ice - you may negotiate in pm's if you dare
Tall - bending now, but be gentle
ooooooops sorry Glasgow redface
Have your thread back kiss
Quote by TallFunLondon
wooooooooooooo, do you mean I popped him in here without noticing a naughty avatar :shock:
Jeez, I am getting soooooooooo distracted rolleyes
someone slap me please!!!!!!!

consider yourself slapped - and you are welcome to more!! wink :wink:
Thanks Tall,
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, more please?
wooooooooooooo, do you mean I popped him in here without noticing a naughty avatar :shock:
Jeez, I am getting soooooooooo distracted rolleyes
someone slap me please!!!!!!!
Quote by b.r.i
Oh thanks...
Took me a while to find where my post had gone...a complimentary email might have helped ;-)
B.r.i

I was just doing the housework, keeping you all nice and tidy and you want emails too :shock: lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
have a hug instead wink