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Kit__Off
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I am one of the new ones ont this sight. I hope I will not dissapoint you. Hope you enjoy having a laugh.
Quote by littlemee
I hope to be moving to France soon and thought it would be great to have swinging parties for the British. What do you think. Will we get bookings?

It depends where the party will be as far as I'm concerned.
If it's in a 3-bed semi in a big town suburb then I'd rather stick to Blighty.
If it's in a chateau in the Chamapgne region or in St Tropez then book me in now!!!
How about a quite farm house where you can walk around with no clothes on. But the cows might see you
I can do that in Derbyshire!!!
Sell France to me to make me want to go.
Quote by Libra-Love
Now don't forget the pole, the swing, the waterbed and the glass wall.....
Oh, and I won't be leaving lol

Now thats's how to sell France to us.
How about have a BBQ by the pool wearing what ever you want without the worry about been seen by outsiders?
Kit-Off, maybe you should hire Libra-Love as your Design / PR / Sales guru.
The punters should come flooding in once she has let her creative juices flow on your new venture.
Quote by Libra-Love
wave
Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, l'll come.....Pleeeeaaase!
I'll give you the mood board, fabric samples and room design I like when I see you later today if that's okay with you hun.
Now don't forget the pole, the swing, the waterbed and the glass wall.....
Oh, and I won't be leaving lol
:evil2:

You are more than welcome to hepl. Dont forget the cella. That will need to be designed to.
Quote by McCloggie
Ok Kit off.
It sounds as if you are going to live there?
First and foremost LEARN SOME FRENCH - sorry for shouting but you will need it! (McC has lived in the south of France for a couple of years).
Secondly, you are going to a lovely part of the world and I am shure folks will want to come and visit.

I am learning at the moment
Quote by McCloggie
Where are you going to Kit-off?
The French are not backward about coming forward with regard to swinging!
If you want a Brit only event you had better be in a Brit area - ie the Cote D'Azur or somewhere similar.

We are goinf to the Auvergne and I only say Brits as I cant speak French yet sa I think it will be a little hard to talk
Quote by littlemee
I hope to be moving to France soon and thought it would be great to have swinging parties for the British. What do you think. Will we get bookings?

It depends where the party will be as far as I'm concerned.
If it's in a 3-bed semi in a big town suburb then I'd rather stick to Blighty.
If it's in a chateau in the Chamapgne region or in St Tropez then book me in now!!!
How about a quite farm house where you can walk around with no clothes on. But the cows might see you
I hope to be moving to France soon and thought it would be great to have swinging parties for the British. What do you think. Will we get bookings?
Sorry I think football is so boring. I can think of better things to do with my time but as my ex loved Chelsea I hope they lost
Quote by Benji Barnicals
OMG :shock: I go to bed and people are talking about me! no wonder my ears were burning lastnight!
Right you two (Kit-Off & Red) i have the right mind to put ya over my knee! ;)

Oh yes please.
I had one of those last night. He wanted to know my name where I live ect. He even thought it would be a good idea to send me his phone number! As if I would phone him.
His name was kalsia9. Ever heard of him? What a creep.
Quote by redstilletto
So long as he is only licking it. The though of any thing else does not bear thinking about

so he told you hes double jointed hey
there a pic of him on the net somewere
nibbleing his chicken nuggats
runs off to find it
I would love to see that
So long as he is only licking it. The though of any thing else does not bear thinking about
Quote by redstilletto
no comments
has he gone
good
just call him baggy chops kit
right ugly sod he is
he was plucking up courage to get saucy with you
leading you in with bacon n
sausages

So long as he goes to bed a happy man I dont mind
Quote by Benji Barnicals
benji go look at your pm box
i dare ya to ask
:twisted:
runs off laughing

Ooo well i never! :twisted: you!
chick
chick
Oh shame
chicken
right id lurve to stay but stuff to do .................
and some of us need our beauty sleep
so get to bed benji ya ugly git
:twisted:
grrr evil
nite red, dont let those beg bugs bite...
Sorry, thought u'd left us! I'm just about to nip off myself, need my beauty sleep - no comments red! NIGHT NIGHT
Quote by Benji Barnicals
benji go look at your pm box
i dare ya to ask
:twisted:
runs off laughing

Ooo well i never! :twisted: you!
chick
chick
Oh shame
chicken
right id lurve to stay but stuff to do .................
and some of us need our beauty sleep
so get to bed benji ya ugly git
:twisted:
grrr evil
nite red, dont let those beg bugs bite...
Quote by Benji Barnicals
benji go look at your pm box
i dare ya to ask
:twisted:
runs off laughing

Ooo well i never! :twisted: you!
What am I missing? Dont leave me out
Quote by BLACKIE
hello to all smile im new to the site i am 42 divorced have 3 children biggrin drive a bus for a living ,5.7 about 12 stone short hair i think mostly grey now live in central london looking to make new friends and enjoy life:)

Hi Blackie I am new to this as well and I have never had so much fun in two night for a long time untill now
Quote by littlemee
Keep on going and mabey you will get the tarta sause to go with the vinagar

Sweet confectionery & now condiment jokes.
Where will it all end?!!!
Did you forget about the sasages? Where do you want it to end?
Quote by littlemee
How is Micky doing has he wilted yet

He's just on the vinegar strokes now!!!
Keep on going and mabey you will get the tarta sause to go with the vinagar
Quote by redstilletto
7 pages about
tea and hobnobs funniest thing ive seen
:twisted:
subliminal chat from men
mention nobs alot
mmmmmmm
i get it
Do you want a hobnob?
:shock:
Quote by littlemee
He wanted to know my name, where I live and he gave me his phone number and wanted me to call him to arrange a day to meet up. his name was kalsi9. Have you ever heard from him?

Just ignore them mate.
A lovely looking lady like you is bound to attract all sorts of attention. Wanted & unwanted.
Dont worry I think he has gone now but I did have a little help though
Quote by Maia

I am still here. I have just had a weardo pm me so I had to sort him out sorry

Sorry Kit-off.. that was me! redface Was actually trying to accost Littlemee but erroneously sent it to you.. must be a freudian slip...
he he.. i was just joking, what was his line, hi hun, do wanna watch me splurt ?
Accost littlemee if you wish so long as I can watch
Quote by Benji Barnicals
I think Kit-off and I should confer wink

Kit-Off's gone very quiet.
You've scared her off Maia.
I am still here. I have just had a weardo pm me so I had to sort him out sorry
Oer, what's he sayin'?
He wanted to know my name, where I live and he gave me his phone number and wanted me to call him to arrange a day to meet up. his name was kalsi9. Have you ever heard from him?
I am not easly scared off
Quote by littlemee
I think Kit-off and I should confer wink

Kit-Off's gone very quiet.
You've scared her off Maia.
I am still here. I have just had a weardo pm me so I had to sort him out sorry
Quote by Maia

Well you can scratch my back and I can scratch yours!!! wink

I think Kit-off and I should confer :wink:
We can confer if you like
Quote by Benji Barnicals
Jesus! i've been away from the comp for a few hours and 8 pages later Kit-off has created yet another long thread! How does she do it?!?!?!
ps. I missed out on my cuppa, any left? sad

Yes there is coffee in the pot. Just dont go for so long and you might find out what crap I am coming out with. Love you really
Quote by littlemee
If you carry on like this ladies my hand will be doing something better than shaking Mickey's!!! redface

Oh yes do tell.
Quote by littlemee
You mean I would knowingly make myself horny while you are around.
What do you think I am?

A man who loves having sex
Quote by littlemee

You can do what ever you like

You're only saying that 'cos you're not here facing the consequences of force feeding me caffeine.
I dont think I would have to force feed you some how/ ~I think you would be willing