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26 Apr 2005

Quote by littlemee
You can have coffee if you wish but I only have de-cafe. Is that okay.

Oooo if you've only got de-cafe then I'll have a coffee please. coffee

coffee

Too much caffeine makes me restless and keeps me awake and when I'm awake in the middle of the night I get bored & horny. :twisted:
Not much fun when the only pussy in the house is called Sid and comes from the Cat Protection League!!!
Hi horny,
In that case load of caffeen for you then
Sorry to interrupt but could I just ask Kit-Off what she expects me to do when the caffeine kicks in???!!!
You can do what ever you like

26 Apr 2005

Quote by Horous
Could be I'm saving it for a later date.
John
xx

Thats what I like to hear. Can you help me please I have a strange guy sending me pms asking for my realy name. Should I just ignore him

26 Apr 2005

Quote by Horous
Now you are getting me all hot and bothered.
John
xx

Not yet but I am smoking my self silly. And I can spell well not weel sorry. Have you bashed one out yet? If not why not?

26 Apr 2005

Quote by Horous

I can lick them up for you if you want me to. Just say what you want and I will do what ever you tell me to.

That's my girl.
John
xx
Weel I am here to please. That is my perpose in life I think

26 Apr 2005

Quote by Horous
Thank heavens for that, the crumbs are killing me.
John
xx

I can lick them up for you if you want me to. Just say what you want and I will do what ever you tell me to.

26 Apr 2005

Quote by Horous
Yes to the question, and don't worry about spelling, not y strongest point either. How can you eat hobnobs whilst wearing Handcuffs?
John
xx

You can feed then to me or sod the hobnobs and just get on with the fucking

26 Apr 2005

Quote by Horous
Good for me. The more restricted the better.
John

So you like been domanent then. Sorry my spelling is so shit but I am dyslexic

26 Apr 2005

Quote by aperfectc23
can i share your handcuffs oppss
i mean hobnobs

How about we share both?

26 Apr 2005

Quote by Horous
Much better, we can start with the red and black ones.
John
xx

I like using them both at the same time as this means I cant move around as much

26 Apr 2005

Quote by Horous

So what am I going to wear then? I like the leather or PVC and love been tied up.

Sounds good to me, I prefer leather, but have no objection to PVC, and I have my own ropes.
John
xx
I have hand cuffs and leather straps so dont worry about the ropes.
OK, means I can travel light, hope the cuffs are not pink and furry.
John
xx
I dont have pink fluffy ones they are red and black and the other ones are just silver

26 Apr 2005

Quote by Horous

So what am I going to wear then? I like the leather or PVC and love been tied up.

Sounds good to me, I prefer leather, but have no objection to PVC, and I have my own ropes.
John
xx
I have hand cuffs and leather straps so dont worry about the ropes.

26 Apr 2005

Quote by PeteC999
Oh Good, I'll start practising now.
John
x

So long as you kiss me better after. But I dident think you needed practise
I just meant warming up my hands, and of course I'll kiss you better afterwards.
John
xx
Can I watch?
You can join in if you want

26 Apr 2005

Quote by Horous
Oh Good, I'll start practising now.
John
x

So long as you kiss me better after. But I dident think you needed practise
I just meant warming up my hands, and of course I'll kiss you better afterwards.
John
xx
So what am I going to wear then? I like the leather or PVC and love been tied up.

26 Apr 2005

Quote by Horous
Oh Good, I'll start practising now.
John
x

So long as you kiss me better after. But I dident think you needed practise

26 Apr 2005

Quote by Horous
Hi Kitoff
:welcome: to :swingingchair: Heaven
yes please mines coffee, black with three, cheers

Do you want a habnob with that or a finger?
Offering a coffee, three fingers and a nurses outfit, next it will be a slap as well, where will it all end wink

wink

I would say it will all end up with a red ass. GREAT
A very red ass by the look of things.
John
The reder the better
x

26 Apr 2005

Quote by gummy
Hi Kitoff
:welcome: to :swingingchair: Heaven
yes please mines coffee, black with three, cheers

Do you want a habnob with that or a finger?
If I bring the fingers can I offer you one Kitoff wink

wink

Only one? You meany

26 Apr 2005

Quote by PeteC999
Hi Kitoff
:welcome: to :swingingchair: Heaven
yes please mines coffee, black with three, cheers

Do you want a habnob with that or a finger?
Offering a coffee, three fingers and a nurses outfit, next it will be a slap as well, where will it all end wink

wink

I would say it will all end up with a red ass. GREAT

26 Apr 2005

Quote by Horous

What do you mean by getting involved?

Posting on here and getting out to meet some of these great folks. It works wonders trust me.
John
xx
That in exacly what I am looking for as I have spent most of my live in the country in the house.

26 Apr 2005

Quote by dambuster
Weclome to the asylum.
Just brewed up, not sure about the hobnobs (unless they're choc hobnobs).
What I could really do with is a shower.

I have a party shower so there in loads of room. Finish your coffee first or you could spill it and I will have to play nurse again

26 Apr 2005

Quote by gummy
Hi Kitoff
:welcome: to :swingingchair: Heaven
yes please mines coffee, black with three, cheers

Do you want a habnob with that or a finger?

26 Apr 2005

Quote by PeteC999
Hi kit-off
Why dont you tell your wife? I wish I could get a few slaps as I really enjoy been slapped

You really don't want to know trust me, I didn't want to tell anyone but I was cornered by a few members, I wish I had lied and sad i I was single now. biggrin

biggrin

Anyway how are you finding this place, apart from my slappings I think it is genuine and generally with good people in it, I was amazed when I found it, after all the sites that are only there to make money, I finally stumbled across this! I had almost given up hope that this sort of FREE site existed.
I have been looking for ages too and I am glad I was introduced to this site. I love it

26 Apr 2005

Quote by Horous
Only over the last few months have I got really involved here.
John

What do you mean by getting involved?

26 Apr 2005

Quote by Vix
Hiya Kitoff and Knightrider69 can i have coffee please and welcome to :swingingchair: heaven :bounce: :bounce:

Ooooh! Where have you been, stranger? Must be a party on the horizon, if you're around!
Party love them. Join in and we can try and have a party on the net. It would be better face to face though.

26 Apr 2005

Quote by Horous
I have to agree, and she is good company. Though you have known her longer than I have, having only met her on Saturday.
john

How long have you been talking to her on the net then?

26 Apr 2005

Hi kit-off
Why dont you tell your wife? I wish I could get a few slaps as I really enjoy been slapped

26 Apr 2005

Quote by Horous

Do you ware Glasses? If not then you might need to go and get them looked at. Only joking. I have been talking to Libra-love about you and she only has good things to say, so what were you worried about? She just said you were a nice guy.

Me worried, she is a great girl, and any friend of hers must be great too.
John
smile

smile

I have only known her for 6 days so it is early days yet. Once she gets to know me shemight not feel the same. I hope we came remain friends though as she is a good laugh and I enjoy spending time with her.

26 Apr 2005

Quote by Horous
It's that smile of yours, it lights up my whole room.
John

Do you ware Glasses? If not then you might need to go and get them looked at. Only joking. I have been talking to Libra-love about you and she only has good things to say, so what were you worried about? She just said you were a nice guy.

26 Apr 2005

Hi what great fun. Mine is Tootsie feather breath. Can we have more please.

26 Apr 2005

Quote by Horous
Spot on, no sugar, having tea with you will be necta enough.
John

Flattery will get you every where.

26 Apr 2005

Quote by Horous

If I remember you have no sugar. Am I right?