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Kit__Off
Over 90 days ago
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Great I have breakfast tea so I hope you will be here long enough to have that
Please join in but you will have to bring your own cup as I am running out of cups NOT ROOM
Great but dont take it to bed as you might lay in the china and that could be painfull
That is why the more you have in bed the less work you have to do to clean them up. Do you want a cup of tea and a hobnob?
This is so cool and I am really glad you glued the seat as I am here to stay. Thanks sweety I owe you one
Yeh! This is so cool. I am having a great conversation with Horous. Why dont you join in
Pain hay. You need help licking them up as there are to many to do it alone
Oh great they are so unconfortably. But I dont want to wast them as they are to good to leave
Both of cause and the add on the telly is right the crumbs go everywhere.
Dont worry he will stay off as he has to go to work soon and needs to relax, so it is just you and me. How is your tea? Do you want a hobnob with your tea?
Knightrider cannot use the computer as I am. I have more to say than him and everyong seem to want to talk to me not him. I dont know why may be I am better looking than him I dont know. I hate the way I look so I really thought he would have more replys than me. Sorry I did put Sugar in your tea so I will make another one and I hope you turn up for this one.
I am still waighting. Your Rum and coke is here along with your tea and bikkies but you must now be a no show as you tea is now cold. WHERE ARE YOU!
Hi Sexystef, Thanks for your reply. Libra-Lover has been great and I hope we will be friends for a long time to come.
Hi sweety I have heard great things about you from Libra-Lover and look forward to meeting you one day. I am ready for great things even if it is a good laugh and to be able to talk to people at last. Love Kit-Off
Hi Libra-lover, See I did It and I am getting replys so I am really happy. Thanks Kit-off
Quote by bluexxx
When I was a kid, I used to get 10p from the tooth fairy for every tooth that I put under my pillow. That was twenty-odd years ago, I'm sure the tooth fairy must pay out more than 10p per tooth nowadsys???
Does anyone know?
The reason I ask is cos one of my teeth came out today (long story - it's been loose for a few weeks rolleyes ) and I was just wondering how much richer I might be if the tooth fairy visits me tonight.
lol lol lol lol

Hi the price has gone up to a wopping £2 now
From Kit-off
Quote by Nomad_Soul
Hello and :welcome: to Swinging Heaven.
Grab yourself a coffee and some biscuits and come and enjoy yourself in the forums, and perhaps the chatroom as well lol lol
(By the way, its the newbies duty to provide biccies for the first 5 people that welcome them into the fold, and I prefer mine with chocolate on lol lol )

I have the tea and biscuits here waighting but no one to drink it! Where are you?
Quote by Benji Barnicals
'Ello and welcome to the board.
Enjoy your stay, though prepare yourself, things can get a little "heated" round these parts! ;)
Benji

Hi Benji,
The more heated the better so give me your best shot.
From #Kit-Off
Hi my husband is kinghtrider69 and I am kit-off and I would like to say hi to all and to let you know we are new. Thanks to Libra-lover I have found this sight. Any comments will be welcome so please say Hi. From Kit- off and Knightrider