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26 Jul 2005

Quote by Miss-Red
cya kit-off mmmwwwwaaahhhhh!!!
was lovely to see on several occasions, not sure if we,ll see each other before you go but dont look back get out of this stink hole of a country and enjoy it xxxx
DONT COME BACK YA HEAR!! ........in a nice way
x rache x

Thank you honey,
I do hope I will see you before we go. We wont be going untill late August/early September. Besides my little one likes you and I might need a baby sitter rotflmao

rotflmao

arh i reckon i could be down before then. can i keep jasmine please please, i'll look after her promise. i know what to do, how to feed them and stuff. she,ll get a healthy balanced diet of ribina, wotsits, and kinda eggs and kebab. and to put her in the cubard for safe keeping if im going out :lol: x
Yes you can have her. If you get a rabbit hutch then she could sleep in there. Just make sure she has loads of kinders

26 Jul 2005

Quote by Drifter
I like a woman to be dressed as a secretary or a nurse with black knickers, stockings and suspenders underneath. Come to think of it, as long as she has those items underneath, she could be wearing practically anything over them!

I have a pin strip secetary unifor with stockings and suspenders atteched. Belive me it leaves nothing to the imagination. Knightrider loves it.

26 Jul 2005

A good tatoo artist will come to your house and do it or you can go over the the shop after hours and get it done.
I have four tatoos but none of them are in any strange places but I hope to have a man with a lawn mower (you can guess where) and I want a tatoo on my boobs saying talk to the face as the tits are not listerning.

26 Jul 2005

Quote by Miss-Red
cya kit-off mmmwwwwaaahhhhh!!!
was lovely to see on several occasions, not sure if we,ll see each other before you go but dont look back get out of this stink hole of a country and enjoy it xxxx
DONT COME BACK YA HEAR!! ........in a nice way
x rache x

Thank you honey,
I do hope I will see you before we go. We wont be going untill late August/early September. Besides my little one likes you and I might need a baby sitter rotflmao

rotflmao

26 Jul 2005

Well I must be a slapper as I love any uniform from firemen to sailors. Come and show me your uniform and I will show you how it affects a women like me.

26 Jul 2005

Quote by ptolemy1975
Sounds like perfection, A friend of mine did the same and now has a campsite somewhere in the south, he's never looked back either, all the best.

Thank you and I hope it will be perfect. I to have heard so many people go out to France and never look back. I just have my fingers crossed that it will be the same for us. I hope we can rent out our house over here soon because as soon as it is rented we can move over for ever (I hope)

25 Jul 2005

Quote by DreamerHelen
Good luck to you, I Hope you can still make it back over for some Munches!!

I hope we will be able to but if not then we will have to have a munch in France. Will you be up for that?
Definitely, as long as I have plenty of notice and it is on a weekend.....
Dont worry I will give you loads of notice and we can do it when ever you want. So a weekend it will be. I will post on sh and see how many people reply

25 Jul 2005

Quote by DreamerHelen
Good luck to you, I Hope you can still make it back over for some Munches!!

I hope we will be able to but if not then we will have to have a munch in France. Will you be up for that?

25 Jul 2005

I am still here you just havent been to my area.

rotflmao

:rotflmao:

25 Jul 2005

Quote by x-man0223
i wish it was that easy for me i am only just getting myself out of debt and i dont own a house so a few years away for me yet that is but i will get there
have fun when you get there and dont take any crap from the french lol

We have found the French really nice and helpfull so I dont think there will be any crap. We are in a small village in the country and everyone knows everyone and they love us already. I really cant waite as this country is going down the pan.
so it must just be my dad and grandad that are grouchy ones then
happy for you guys
I dont know I just suppose it depends on where you are. I hope your dad and grandad are not the groughy ones.
go
relax
and enjoy

25 Jul 2005

Quote by x-man0223
i wish it was that easy for me i am only just getting myself out of debt and i dont own a house so a few years away for me yet that is but i will get there
have fun when you get there and dont take any crap from the french lol

We have found the French really nice and helpfull so I dont think there will be any crap. We are in a small village in the country and everyone knows everyone and they love us already. I really cant waite as this country is going down the pan.

25 Jul 2005

Quote by GenHertsCpl
Aawwww, heres wishing you, Knight Rider and your lovely kids the very best of luck! Make sure you get yr internet connection sorted ASAP out there and stay in touch. We could be looking at our first French munch in about a years time?!
Good luck lass

We want to do swinging partys in France. I will let you know when we are ready and you can be one of the first to come over

25 Jul 2005

Quote by GenHertsCpl
Aawwww, heres wishing you, Knight Rider and your lovely kids the very best of luck! Make sure you get yr internet connection sorted ASAP out there and stay in touch. We could be looking at our first French munch in about a years time?!
Good luck lass

Thanks honey

25 Jul 2005

Quote by x-man0223
you lucky people
that's it i am going to win the lottery and retire at 30
hope you have a good time out there and it all goes smoothly for you

You dont need to win the lotto. Just do what we have done and that is remorgage your house any buy a property in France. You can only make money as property in France is always going up. We will rent out our house over here just incase things go wrong and in two years we will sell our house over here. Whalst you are over in France rent out your house and that will pay off the morgage. We are going to run a b&b so we will have an income.

25 Jul 2005

I just thought I would shear out great news with you all. As some of you are awear we where buying a house in France. I can now tell you we have sighned the contract and the house in ours.
We just have to rent out our house in England and then we are off for good I hope. My older daughter now has a French teacher so she will be able to speak French soon and the best thing is it is not going to cost a thing. We met her teacher in France and she said she would come to our house when we move over and help her so she can make friends.
Everything is going so well for us I hope they continue.

1 Jul 2005

Smoking Muff your sneezes do sound like you are stepping on a Yorkshire terrier. Sorry. When you were over the over day you know what happened to Willow when you sneezed dont you. I am sorry but they are so funny. I dont think anyone could sneeze like you. lol

lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: Okay so now you are going to come over and kill me because of my reply. Just do it quickly. kiss

kiss

Love you really.

29 Jun 2005

Quote by rachel-lane+peaches

thank you tnh your a star
x rache x

Nice boobs can I have a lick. Sorry Rach I could not help myself.

29 Jun 2005

Quote by freckledbird
I dont konw if any one has see my post about looking for a quad bike. If you havent seen it then any suggestions on where I can get a cheep one for a 10 year old then please help. Do you think a gokart would be cheeper or should I get her a small scrambler?

lol

I think the people on here have real bikes, not toy ones.
No you dont say. But they also have contacts!!!
Honey they can only read the same magazines/websites that you can. I don't think it's a secret society or anything. Do a search on Google, maybe that might yield some sites dunno

dunno

As an ex biker myself I know bikers dont read to many bike mags as they are out on their bikes with their mates. They also have kids who might grow out of their bikes and might want to sell them. They also know weather a scrambler is better than a quad or a gokart for a first timer. If yoyu were a true biker your self you would know all of this.
I never claimed to be a true biker. I've just been nosying on the thread.
If you know all of this (as an ex-biker), how come you don't know all the sites or pros/cons, scrambler versus quad or gokart etcetera?
Oh, and I was only trying to help, as I tried on your original thread about it too.
Yes you did try and help me on my thread and I was very greatfull for your help. But bikes have come on a long way since I was a biker and I have olny had my computer for a year and I dont know my way around it yet.

29 Jun 2005

Quote by freckledbird
I dont konw if any one has see my post about looking for a quad bike. If you havent seen it then any suggestions on where I can get a cheep one for a 10 year old then please help. Do you think a gokart would be cheeper or should I get her a small scrambler?

lol

I think the people on here have real bikes, not toy ones.
No you dont say. But they also have contacts!!!
Honey they can only read the same magazines/websites that you can. I don't think it's a secret society or anything. Do a search on Google, maybe that might yield some sites dunno

dunno

As an ex biker myself I know bikers dont read to many bike mags as they are out on their bikes with their mates. They also have kids who might grow out of their bikes and might want to sell them. They also know weather a scrambler is better than a quad or a gokart for a first timer. If yoyu were a true biker your self you would know all of this.

29 Jun 2005

Quote by freckledbird
I dont konw if any one has see my post about looking for a quad bike. If you havent seen it then any suggestions on where I can get a cheep one for a 10 year old then please help. Do you think a gokart would be cheeper or should I get her a small scrambler?

lol

I think the people on here have real bikes, not toy ones.
No you dont say. But they also have contacts!!!

29 Jun 2005

I dont konw if any one has see my post about looking for a quad bike. If you havent seen it then any suggestions on where I can get a cheep one for a 10 year old then please help. Do you think a gokart would be cheeper or should I get her a small scrambler?

29 Jun 2005

I too have a Dyson animal and it has been great. Any small probs I have had with it have been sorted out by calling Dyson. I would just say call them and tell them the troubles you are having and you want it sorted out. Did you take out an extended warrenty out with it? As you have only had it for three months Dyson has a garentee for a year. If you do not have their phone number pm me and I will send it to you. Good luck.

27 Jun 2005

Quote by tsmcbean
you'd be better off buying over there
stacks of places who sell off their older models in the winter, to locals

I know what you are saying but we go a month later (at the latest) So we need to get it for her over here. But I will see if any one in France can help.

27 Jun 2005

Quote by freckledbird

loads here, plenty under Â£200

I did see that page thanks but the cc is to high for a child of 10 years old or they are under Â£200 but have a long time left to bid which means it will go over the Â£200 mark.
But thanks for looking
It does depend on the time of day they finish, as to the final price. Worth watching them. If you go any lower in cc, it's toy ones. That said, I think they're bloody dangerous anyway. We took a group of 9 & 10 year olds to an activity centre. They were under the supervision of fully trained instructors, wearing all the correct gear and still one flipped over and landed with the bike atop her. I wouldn't let my kids on one.
She will not be able to use it over here but will in France when we move over so we will have the land and my hubby is an ex biker so he will go around with her untill we feel she is confident enough to do it alone. The reason it has to be that cheap is because we will have to get her all the right safty gear as well. I am looking for one that is 50cc max.
Again thanks for looking :rose:

27 Jun 2005

Quote by freckledbird

loads here, plenty under Â£200

I did see that page thanks but the cc is to high for a child of 10 years old or they are under Â£200 but have a long time left to bid which means it will go over the Â£200 mark.
But thanks for looking

27 Jun 2005

always try local farms, or karting people, they tend to have stuff like that.
Kids have grown out of them, or farmers have one or two spare, if not maybe try auto trader.
don't know if that's any help mind lol, but wish you good luck smile

smile

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I have tryed the auto trader but they had nothing. But I havent tryed the local farms. Do you know of any good web sights I could try?

27 Jun 2005

I am looking for a quad bike for a 9 year olds 10th birthday. I have looked on ebay but cant find anything for Â£200 or under. Can anyone help. It is her birthday next Wednesday (6th July) I just cant seem to find onE. I know that is not alot of money but I would have thought I would have been able to find a second hand on for that.
Any of you bikers know where I can get one?

24 Jun 2005

Quote by smokerjim
Here's a pic of Smoking Muff on her wedding day - and the ugly slaphead is of course me!

Sorry to say this hun but you look like the bloke from the Rocky Horror Show!!!!!! As for smoking muff you look great. Sorry Smokerjim it must be the glasses. :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
"....it drives you insay-yay-yay-e-yane. Let's do the time warp again!"
Dont forget the jump to the left and then a step to the right

24 Jun 2005

Quote by smokerjim
Here's a pic of Smoking Muff on her wedding day - and the ugly slaphead is of course me!

Sorry to say this hun but you look like the bloke from the Rocky Horror Show!!!!!! As for smoking muff you look great. Sorry Smokerjim it must be the glasses. :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

23 Jun 2005

Quote by MikeC
tonight is a family nite
last nite was the work piss up and meal.......
tommorow is my mates
then i am down in sussex for sh drinkies on sat
i have to get myself around
MikeC

Family night must be great then as you are on SH. Have a great night tomorrow and I will get you a drink next time I see you.