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Quote by MikeC
ummmmm nearly pulled a german girl from work
yes i can see the jokes starting now.........
i have nothing against germans as my mother has a german maiden name, but i rember 1990 and 1996 sad((((((((((
MikeC

Did you get anything nice? Are you going out tonight for dinner or a good old booze up? If you are then have a drink on me.
Happy birthday. I hope the day has been a good one for you. Did you do anything exciting?
I hate it. I love a man with a smooth face and very soft. I get a rash if I kiss a man with a hair on their face. I also think that a man with a beard looks older than he is.
Quote by hornysussexmale
hey kit off ive a yamaha diversion 900 and its a comfy ride
better seat then the zxr's ang gixers lol
(no offense to the zxr's and gixers mind you, nice bikes but not for pillion) cool

Very nice. I must learn how to ride agian and get my licence so I can be on the road again.
Hi smoking muff and glad to see you finally got around to putting your name up. Now all you have to do is get your photo up instead of hubbys.
All I can say to SH is watch as trouble has now joined , so good luck SH this woman knows how to handle her self. But boy can she talk!!!!
Enjoy your self honey and dont take any :censored:
Quote by Silk and Big G
Nothing is ever quite as good as your thoughts :-) but its alot of fun . It seems these days dogging has many different meanings to different folks , and most of what you see going on here is just swingers meeting in the outdoors .
The thrill of dogging for us , and most real doggers is the anonimity and the sheer nasty tackiness of it all . Complete strangers wanting you and showing their excitement , the sounds the smells the crunch of gravel as they approach the line of rapidly pumping hands on hard ons as they feast their eyes on you behaving like a complete slut for all to see , the cold night air around your thighs and pussy , your legs drawn up and wide apart so they can see right inside of you as they bring themselves to climax . The guttural grunts and the sound of skin on skin as the heavy breaths of cumming men echo around the carpark - then then sight of huge wads of a strangers spunk shooting from their cock just from watching you , wanting you .
Or stuff like that :-)

That sounds great fun. Do the police ever interfear? Can you be arrested for it? We have kids and cannot afford to have any problems with the law. I am sure others have kids to so what do you do if the police come. Sorry about all the questions but I have to know as muchabout dogging before we do it ourselves.
My hubby and I have never been dogging before and the idea really exsites my hubby (knightrider69) What is it really like and is it as good as our thoughts. Does anyone have any advice for us such as codes etc? Any advice would be much appriciated.
Quote by senneborn
imagine some of these poor souls might have three daughter plus wife all with pmt at different times
you would want to move into the garden shed

You forgot to mention that with every wife there is a mother in law.............and they dont even need PMT to be scary!!
In my situation it is not the mother-in-law it is my mother.
Quote by SXBOY
imagine some of these poor souls might have three daughter plus wife all with pmt at different times
you would want to move into the garden shed

Sorry I thought that is where a man was supposed to be at all times!!!!!
Hello and welcome to SH. I hope you enjoy sitting by your computer for hours as you will be spending all your time laughing and typing. On my first night I dident go to bed untill 3am so I hope you are a night person. :doh:
Dont worry I had my first one on the 4 June and what a great time we had. We were made to feel very welcome and were never alone. Relax and be your self. Most of all have a nice time.
Quote by Libra+Love
Funny thing this pmt.
Had it 2 weeks ago, but no show, nada. I knew I couldn't be preggers so wasn't as concerned as my mate Kit-off seemed to be.
Well....turns out the it's her to blame!
You know this whole bloody synchronised periods thing?
That's the one mad :x :x
And the school secretary is about to suffer from MY PMT :x

DONT BLAME ME (oh sorry pmt hit) you are the one late and I am on time. You lucky thing two extra weeks without and pmt. Feel sorry for knightrider and he has got pmt from me and hormons from older girl. Should we sit down together with choc and veg out on the sofa and tell the kids to leave us alone?
Quote by fleagal
Kit-off.....I think I win....1000cc big and throbbing and always gies a satisfying ride too...
wanna test ride??
fleagal

What a big boy you are!!! I love big throbbing bikes. What make is it?
Quote by penfold77
That's pretty sweet....the next door neighbour love thing....you could sell your story to ok/hello etc (sorry was your surname Beckham/Rooney smile )..I think i need a lady on my dorstep to fall in love with but as yet not seen one of thm signs with the lights.

Dont worry love will find you before you even know whats hit you. Dont try to hard and go and introduse your self to new people who move into your area. If shes there you will find her. I took me a year to realize but I got there in the end
Quote by Mikehboy19
Why is it you women pretend as if you havn't? Well, its obvious sometime when you have a little grin at yourself, but why? And why when you check out a guy do you do it sooo discretely? Yeah some people do notice the quick eyeball glance, or staring through a reflection. Are you afraid we'll go all primape and start humping your leg?
What does ye hair actually look like now?

My hair is now shoulder length and is red with a few black streecks in it. I pretend not to notice as I am married but when I was single and a man eyed me up in a pub I would go up to him and introduce myself. My husband was my next door neighbour.
Quote by clouseau and kato
From the age of 8 I had a motor cross bike and used to race in Africe. Then when I was 18 I was a side car passanger on a 500cc Krouser (I know I cant spell) and travelled around Britton and France racing. I dont race bikes now and I miss the old times. I have to give it up due to health so I cant do it again.
So I think I am a biker girl what do you think?

u can get on the back of my bike anytime xxxxxxxxx
Tbone :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
What do you have? I only like big ones
Will a Honda Fireblade 918 do? wink
Thats even better. I love anything large and powerfull viborating between my legs.
Quote by penfold77
lol :lol: :lol:
typical
us blokes can never tell when a woman has had her hair done

I know! Why is that do you think?
so you didn't go for a crew cut No.1 job then? Then maybe he would have noticed smile
Though how come you didn't notice him eyeing you up?!...how come women never notice things like that (or is that just when i'm around sad )
I have just grown my hair again after having a skin head. My friends once called me GI Jane. I dident notice him looking at me as I was to busy talking. Us women do notice men looking at us most of the time but just choose to pretend we havent
Quote by Mikehboy19
Go? Me? Eh? loon woman
Ye not gonna get rid of my ugly mug that easily, gonna have to try harder than that :sparring:

I dont want to get rid of you I would love you to stay.
Quote by Mikehboy19
Me? Observant? Pffft only on the footy scores :P Or whos holding the tv remote, any new pieces of clothing around the chest area etc etc
Nah i wont reply seriously to that one, do you think I'm an observant one?

That is what I am trying to find out
Well if your asking because of the marriage remark, then, NOOOO. I am not observant, just I.. err... notice unusual things? bolt
Oh what a shame. Dont go.
Quote by Libra+Love
Hun, you know he said he was checking out the red-head?
He was actually checking out the blonde wink

I am a red head, okay from a bottle I know but still I am red. If he wants a blonde then go for it.
Quote by Tbone
From the age of 8 I had a motor cross bike and used to race in Africe. Then when I was 18 I was a side car passanger on a 500cc Krouser (I know I cant spell) and travelled around Britton and France racing. I dont race bikes now and I miss the old times. I have to give it up due to health so I cant do it again.
So I think I am a biker girl what do you think?

u can get on the back of my bike anytime xxxxxxxxx
Tbone :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
What do you have? I only like big ones
i only have a gsxr 750 keeps up though lol
Tbone :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
That is big enough I will ride on the back of your bike any day
I was a goth and worked in London in my goth clothes the company I worked for wanted me to wear it all the time as they loved the image. I am into all heavy metal music and I am getting my two kids into it as well.
Quote by Mikehboy19
Me? Observant? Pffft only on the footy scores :P Or whos holding the tv remote, any new pieces of clothing around the chest area etc etc
Nah i wont reply seriously to that one, do you think I'm an observant one?

That is what I am trying to find out
Quote by Mikehboy19
lol :lol: :lol:
typical
us blokes can never tell when a woman has had her hair done

I know! Why is that do you think?
Probably because that would require us blokes to use our head and be observant confused:
You find one of them, marry him for christ's sake :shock:
Are you observant then?
Quote by Tbone
From the age of 8 I had a motor cross bike and used to race in Africe. Then when I was 18 I was a side car passanger on a 500cc Krouser (I know I cant spell) and travelled around Britton and France racing. I dont race bikes now and I miss the old times. I have to give it up due to health so I cant do it again.
So I think I am a biker girl what do you think?

u can get on the back of my bike anytime xxxxxxxxx
Tbone :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
What do you have? I only like big ones
Quote by jamnat20032003
lol :lol: :lol:
typical
us blokes can never tell when a woman has had her hair done

I know! Why is that do you think?
From the age of 8 I had a motor cross bike and used to race in Africe. Then when I was 18 I was a side car passanger on a 500cc Krouser (I know I cant spell) and travelled around Britton and France racing. I dont race bikes now and I miss the old times. I have to give it up due to health so I cant do it again.
So I think I am a biker girl what do you think?
I just thought this was funny. Libra+love and I had just had our hair done for the Essex munch and we were walking down the road to meet up with my husband (knightrider) and as we were walking down trying to fine him he passed us. When we got into the car he was laughing. We asked him what he was laughing at and he said he saw these two sexy looking ladys walking down and was eyeing them up only to find out it was us. He cant belive he eyed up a lady he had been with for 8 years.
I just had to share this with you as it was so funny yet sweet.
My ex and I have never been to court for access for my daughter. He can see her when ever he wants but he chooses not to see her. Her nan sees her every weekend and stayes there on Friday and comes home on Sundays but she very realy sees her dad. That upsets her but there is little I can do to help her. I dont feel it is his right to see her I feel it is her right to see him. We are due to move to France and he knows all about it and has never spoke to me about it or tryed to stop us from going. I feel for those parents who want to see their kids but are unable to due to the parents selfishness. My daughters dad does not know how luck he is and I hope that when we leave he will realize what he is now missing. He has been told he can come over when ever he wants but I dont think he will. Its people like him that give parents who want to see there kids a bad name.
I am happy and shinny as everyone apart from me are asleep and there is loads of pease and quiet. Hope it lasts. Pleeeeeeeease