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Quote by marmalaid
:shock:
Erm...on second thoughts...I'll meet you and Marms at your place.

See you soon then. Dont forget you dental equipment.
I'm stuck at work or in the SHBB house, not sure which, both confuddle the hell outta me!
Why don't we all meet at mine? No kids here at all, just me and my bro biggrin
Im on my way!!!!!!!!!
Quote by dambuster
THANK YOU
THANK YOU
THANK YOU
Thank you all.
We came, we saw. and we munched ! ! !
Another complete absolute blast. They just get betterer and betterer.
I've always been grateful, and very happy to see ladies in stillettoes. A nicely turned ankle, the slight forward arc of the upper leg. But girls, how the fluck do you wear them ALL NIGHT ???????
My legs felt as tho I'd been riding for 3 days without stirrups ffs ! ! ! ! !
So - let me look.
Let me see.
Even let me feel.
But ffs - DON'T LET ME WEAR THEM ! ! ! ! !

That a shame the stillettoes looked great on you and you walked much better with them on than you did without them
Quote by Libra+Love
:shock:
Erm...on second thoughts...I'll meet you and Marms at your place.

See you soon then. Dont forget you dental equipment.
Quote by Libra+Love
Hey you two, stop flirting and get round mine now !

With all the toys blocking the frount door I will have to climb in through the window.
All clear now, got teenage boys visiting the teenage tear-away. Mommy mode is on again, but we could always send them out lol
Why? They need educating dont they
Quote by Libra+Love
Hey you two, stop flirting and get round mine now !

With all the toys blocking the frount door I will have to climb in through the window.
Quote by marmalaid
Just to say thank you and what an educating time I had. Jeeves is finding another job that payes more!!! Nice to meet you all. Must do it again soon. Rach sorry but your mudshacks were so strong it if I had finished it I would now be in hospital having my stomach pumped (hopefully by a sexy looking doctor)

I'd be happy to give you a good pumping........ cool
Are you a qualified doctor? Or at lest have the uniform?
Yes I have a uniform, and I'm Jewish, does that count?
Ok, so I have some medical equipment and I'm not Jewish.
Fine! I'll just humiliate myself here, when I say medical equipment I mean dental medical equipment, erm, a toothbrush and some dental floss!!!
You happy now you've made me feel totally inferior and worthless?
Sorry I dident mean to. But your dental equipment will be fine. But weather you would get time to use it is a different matter.
Quote by marmalaid
Just to say thank you and what an educating time I had. Jeeves is finding another job that payes more!!! Nice to meet you all. Must do it again soon. Rach sorry but your mudshacks were so strong it if I had finished it I would now be in hospital having my stomach pumped (hopefully by a sexy looking doctor)

I'd be happy to give you a good pumping........ cool
Are you a qualified doctor? Or at lest have the uniform?
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
does this mean all us gurls down south can expect a tank invasion sarge
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Lets hope hay.
Just to say thank you and what an educating time I had. Jeeves is finding another job that payes more!!! Nice to meet you all. Must do it again soon. Rach sorry but your mudshacks were so strong it if I had finished it I would now be in hospital having my stomach pumped (hopefully by a sexy looking doctor)
Quote by Sgt Bilko


Yep!! You are still a newbie until you have had sex with me! :rascal: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
Right - shut up you lot!! confused :? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Thought you were in your tank headed south.
John
:?
Oooooooh
Kit-off is in the south is she not?? Two birds, one stone etc. wink :? :? :? lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Now I have been to a munch as I still class as a newbe? Sorry for more questions

Yep!! You are still a newbie until you have had sex with me! :rascal: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
Right - shut up you lot!! confused :? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Could you keep us with me?
Now I have been to a munch as I still class as a newbe? Sorry for more questions
Hi to all who went to munch. What a great night we had. Sorry we did not get to meet you all.
A big thank you for inviting us.
Cant waite untill the next one we go to
Quote by tazman
Yep great night, lost some great people!
Hope you got home safe, not sure what happened, was following but got lost!
but home safefly lol shout me what tell me what happened.
kind regards
tazman

We dont know what happened!!!!!! One min you were behide us next min we could not see you. Really glad you got home.
Quote by Debbiewebs
Do you think we will fit in?

I'm sure you will kiss :kiss: :kiss: lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
ooo seee you are creeping now! rolleyes :roll: :roll:
to late ya done it now sarge........... your in her black book! :lol: :lol:
Please creep away I love it.
Quote by Horous

ooo seee you are creeping now! rolleyes :roll: :roll:
to late ya done it now sarge........... your in her black book! lol :lol:

I didn't see him give out his phone number. Got to give him his due, he is quick.
Back to the thread.
You'll both fit in well.
Now can I go in your black book please.
John
wink
Consider your self in my black book. Wight at the top
Quote by Debbiewebs
Do you think we will fit in?

Nope!!
(What?? Well you asked didn't you?? ) confused :? :? :? :? :?

ooo just ingnor that old bugger!..........got the grumps because he coulden make it him self!
Well if you were welcomed there like you said.......doent that answer your Q rolleyes
I just had to make sure it was not a one off as we were new.
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Do you think we will fit in?

Nope!!
(What?? Well you asked didn't you?? ) confused :? :? :? :? :?

Thank you for that. Ha ha
I went to my first munch last night and what a great night I had. I would just like to say thank you to all those who made us feel welcome and came over to talk to us. I was very over welmed (sorry about spelling) by you all. We went to whole night talking to as many of you as possable so I am sorry if I missed anyone.
Do you think we will fit in?
Quote by easy
OK that does it :shock: :shock: :shock:
I cant go on ignoring it any more ................ bigDewi69.......... WTF is that avatar??? it looks feckin disgutsin ................ has someone ripped your balls out by the roots or somefin???
or is it a raw leg of lamb?
you have so been waiting for someone to ask............ intcha? heh? go on, admit it :twisted:

Stolen from another thread, but I was wondering the same thing as well. confused :? :?
I can see what you mean. It does look like someones balls. Who has lose their balls? Tha must have brought tears to their eyes.
Pic is this.....
All I can say is no-one is impresed that you cam get internal photo's! :shock: OK. :P
Sorry I dont agree. I think the witch sould go from the BB house and into a mental home just to make sure she is on this planet. I wonder if she will cast any spells on anyone?
Quote by Libra+Love
Ok.. if we can't actually talk about sex
We could allude to it.. do that clever innuendo stuff

:shock: Could we? Really?
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
or should that be
hump :hump: :hump:
Oh f*ck, the cream's just plopped out of my doughnut with all this excitement
I will be over in just a min to help you clean it up DONT MOVE
Quote by anothersharron
so how long as it been since you had sex :giggle:

Who are you asking? If it is everyone then I havent had it since last weekend. Such a long time. So I looking forward to this weekend and I will have to make up for lost time
Quote by wonderknobhead
Ok.. Well, I know its a bit daring.. and hardly appropriate for a site like this..
but we could talk about....
SEX!

Ask Libra+Love that is my fav subject.
Quote by Libra+Love
To the supporters of the losing team (who was playing again.....and why?) remember, things could be worse. Like they are fore me. :cry: Forget the cup...my son is watching the God channel :shock:

Hay I think you need to speak to him then. I thought it was the music channel he liked. Tell him I am very disappointed. I no longer fancy him. Or do you think he is asking for forgivness for his early sins? ha ha ha ha
Quote by Libra+Love
Just wanted to say, change of plan and I am coming after all.
I live about 45 minutes drive from the venue. I have peeps staying over but still have room for more. So if you're stuck for accomodation feel free to pm me for a bed, couch or space on the floor.
May do a bbq (braaivleis with boerewors) on the Sunday, depending on hangover and weather.
See you all there :P

I will be there. But then I am always around your house so I guess you knew I would be there. Make sure you have load of Mudshakers in. I will bring the Vanilla ones.
So what do you want to talk about? You pick I dont mind. But please no football Sorry
Knightrider69 and Kit-off going to first munch so please be nice!!!!!!!!!!! Looking forward to meeting you all.
Thank you for all of your replys. It has been a great help to me. As I am now going to my first much next Saterday I will keep in mind what everyone has said. If you have any more advise please feel free to tell me. I am really looking forward to it and I just hope I have just as much of a good time as you all seem to have had.
Quote by Libra+Love
Kit-Off, I have two words for you....Vodka Mudshakes Edit/ I'll take your word on the vanilla flavour, but think I'll stick to the choccie one ta wink lol
And to answer your question, though you already know, I was soooo nervous my first munch. First person I recognised from the site was the man with his own association himself. He put me at ease. Then I went on to get horribly drunk,snogged loadsa people, fought with the fag machine (why do I always fight?) , threaten to kidnap Rainbows (anyone know where she is lately?) and got dumped by my bedbuddy rolleyes
All in all?
A brilliant bloody night.

Yes it is true about the Mudshakes but who got me drinking in the first place. I never drunk untill I ment you. ha ha ha ha