Eeeeeeeeeeeek!
Rushes to find keys to join Kit in the queue
F*ck the dogging, what about Blues Housewarming Party
Kitty xxx
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Quote by Jags
No GFZ this weekend - Munches, parties, holidays and other distractions means that the forum will be mostly quiet. So, I have decided to sit here, on my own, and have some cyber massages, a bit of cyber malt, a touch of virtual massage and a tray of virtual nibbles.
I'm happy!
:beer: :beer: :beer:
Budge up on that virtual couch you, I'll come join you for a cyber malt
Kitty xxx
Quote by davej
sorry to have to bump this up
but WBB is going to be ariving at my house any mo
so i will pin her arse down here to say hi to every one at some point ok :thumbup:
thank you so much for all you posts.... tex massage that you wanted me to pass on to wbb..... and pms
Debsxxxxxxxxxxx
and this is gonna be a comfort to her :shock:.......
.busty all my biggest hugs and blah blahs to you
:twisted: :twisted: LOL @ DaveJ
WBB - Sorry to hear things aren't good right now, you know where I am if you need anything
Kitty xxx
Quote by Sarah
Kitty
I hope you and the gang, all have a wonderful evening and all of you be good!
Thanks Hunni
Good???? You've got to be kiddin :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
We've got Mr No Longer in Leeds down for a start......then that blummin Mars - he's a scamp when he's got a drink inside him!! ;)
ES....I really don't need to say anything on that one!!!
Venus and I are of course ALWAYS well behaved
K xxx
This time next week....ES will be polishing his nails ready to go out.....Venus and I will probably be 
although our drinking buddy Voddy will be missing from the terrible trio :cry:
I'm hoping a certain lady's sat nav system will manage to point her in this direction :twisted: :twisted:
Anymore for anymore
Kitty xxx
although our drinking buddy Voddy will be missing from the terrible trio :cry:I'm hoping a certain lady's sat nav system will manage to point her in this direction :twisted: :twisted:
Anymore for anymore
Kitty xxx
Quote by valley boyo
Hi all, Anyone fancy a nude cleaner / gardener ( only outside when its not freezing or piddling down... cold wet plums never do well).. to come over and do a few jobs about the house..... i'll even bring my own duster!!!!
Male 34, tanned, dark hair, hazel eyes, nice looking, VWE ...ex-escort...
If you do.. let me know
You can PM me or write to
VB
Oooooooh! Yes!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Providing you are happy to visit a bi cpl??? Eagerslut wants his truck washed....I wanna watch :giggle:
* I don't know if this really happened or not as I saw it on a different forum but I laughed so hard at it I just had to share *
Kitty xxx
:scared: :scared::scared::scared:
All hair removal methods have tricked us with their promises of easy,
painless removal - The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now...the
wax.
My night began as any other normal weekday night. Come home fix dinner,
played with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my
mind for the next few hours: Maybe I should pull the wax out of the medicine
cabinet. So I headed to the site of my demise; the bathroom. It was one
of those cold wax kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the
strips together in your hand and then they get warm and you peel them apart
press it to your leg (or wherever else) and hair comes right off. No muss,
no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean I'm no girly, girl but I am
mechanically inclined enough that I can figure it out. *YA THINK!!!*
So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two strips facing each other
stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, I get out the hair dryer
and heat it to 1000 degrees. Cold wax my rear end (Oh how this phrase haunts
me!) I lay the strip across my thigh. Hold the skin around it tight and
pull.
OK so it wasn't the best feeling, but it wasn't too bad. I can do this!
Hair removal no longer eludes me! I am She-ra, fighter of all wayward body
hair and smooth skin extraordinaire.
With my next wax strip I move north. After checking on the kids I sneak
back into the bathroom, for the ultimate hair fighting championship. I drop
my panties and place one foot on the toilet.
Using the same procedure I apply the was strip across the right side of
bikini line, covering the right half of my vagina and stretching down to
the inside of my butt cheek (Yes, it was a long strip) I inhale deeply and
brace myself. RRRRIIIPPP!!!!
I'm blind!!! Blinded from pain!!!!....OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!
Vision returning, I notice that I've only managed to pull off half of the
strip. S&%T!!! Another deep breath and RRIIPP. Everything is swirly and
spotted. Do I hear crashing drums??? OK, back to normal. I want to see
my trophy - A wax covered strip with my hairy pelt, that has caused me so
much pain, sticking to it. I want to revel in the glory that is my triumph
over body hair. I hold up the strip!
There's no hair on it.
Where is the hair. WHERE IS THE WAX??? Slowly I ease my head down, foot
still perched on the toilet. I see the hair..The hair that should be on
the strip. I touch. I am touching wax. S&%T I run my fingers over the most
sensitive part of my body, which is now covered in cold wax and matted
hair.
Then I make the next BIG mistake...................remember my foot is
still propped up on the toilet. I know I need to do something. So I put my
foot down. ######!!!!!!!! I hear the slamming of the cell door. Vagina? Sealed
shut. Butt?? Sealed shut. I penguin walk around the bathroom trying to
figure out what to do and think to myself "Please don't let me get the
urge to poop. My head may pop off" Hot water!! Hot water melts wax!! I'll
run the hottest water I can stand into the bathtub, get in, immerse the wax covered
bits and the wax should melt and I can gently wipe it off right??? *WRONG!!!!!!!*
I get in the tub - the water is slightly hotter than then that used to
torture prisoners of war or sterilize surgical equipment - I sit. Now, the only thing worse that
having your nether businesses glued together is having them glued
together and then glued to the bottom of the tub. In scalding hot
water. Which, by the way, doesn't melt cold wax. So, now I'm stuck to
the bottom of the tub!! God bless the man that convinced me I should have a
phone in the bathroom!!!!!
I call my friend thinking surely she's waxed before and has some secret of
how to get me undone. It's a very good conversation starter "So, my butt and
who-ha are stuck to the bottom of the tub!" There is a slight pause. She
doesn't have a secret trick but does try to hide the laughter from me. She wants to know exactly where the wax is located on bottom "Are we talking cheeks or hole or what?" She's laughing out loud
by now...I can hear her. I give her the rundown and she suggests I call the
number on the side of the box. YEAH!!!!! Right!! I should be the joke of someone else's
night.
While we go through various solutions. I resort to scraping the wax off with
a razor. Nothing feels better then to have your girlie goodies covered in
hot wax, glued shut, stuck to the tub in super hot water and then dry
shaving the sticky wax off!! By now the brain is not working, dignity
has taken a major hike and I slip into glazed donut land. My friend is still
talking with me and my hand reaches towards the saving grace....the lotion
they give you to remove the excess wax. What do I really have to lose at
this point. I rub some on and OH MY GOD!!!!!!! The scream probably woke
the kids, scared the dickens out of my friend, but I really don't care. "IT
WORKS!! It works!! I get a hearty congratulation from my friend and she
hangs up.
I successfully remove the remainder of the wax and then notice to my
grief and despair..................................THE HAIR IS STILL THERE.......................ALL OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
So I shaved it off. Heck, I'm numb at this point.
Kitty xxx
:scared: :scared::scared::scared:
All hair removal methods have tricked us with their promises of easy,
painless removal - The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now...the
wax.
My night began as any other normal weekday night. Come home fix dinner,
played with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my
mind for the next few hours: Maybe I should pull the wax out of the medicine
cabinet. So I headed to the site of my demise; the bathroom. It was one
of those cold wax kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the
strips together in your hand and then they get warm and you peel them apart
press it to your leg (or wherever else) and hair comes right off. No muss,
no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean I'm no girly, girl but I am
mechanically inclined enough that I can figure it out. *YA THINK!!!*
So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two strips facing each other
stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, I get out the hair dryer
and heat it to 1000 degrees. Cold wax my rear end (Oh how this phrase haunts
me!) I lay the strip across my thigh. Hold the skin around it tight and
pull.
OK so it wasn't the best feeling, but it wasn't too bad. I can do this!
Hair removal no longer eludes me! I am She-ra, fighter of all wayward body
hair and smooth skin extraordinaire.
With my next wax strip I move north. After checking on the kids I sneak
back into the bathroom, for the ultimate hair fighting championship. I drop
my panties and place one foot on the toilet.
Using the same procedure I apply the was strip across the right side of
bikini line, covering the right half of my vagina and stretching down to
the inside of my butt cheek (Yes, it was a long strip) I inhale deeply and
brace myself. RRRRIIIPPP!!!!
I'm blind!!! Blinded from pain!!!!....OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!
Vision returning, I notice that I've only managed to pull off half of the
strip. S&%T!!! Another deep breath and RRIIPP. Everything is swirly and
spotted. Do I hear crashing drums??? OK, back to normal. I want to see
my trophy - A wax covered strip with my hairy pelt, that has caused me so
much pain, sticking to it. I want to revel in the glory that is my triumph
over body hair. I hold up the strip!
There's no hair on it.
Where is the hair. WHERE IS THE WAX??? Slowly I ease my head down, foot
still perched on the toilet. I see the hair..The hair that should be on
the strip. I touch. I am touching wax. S&%T I run my fingers over the most
sensitive part of my body, which is now covered in cold wax and matted
hair.
Then I make the next BIG mistake...................remember my foot is
still propped up on the toilet. I know I need to do something. So I put my
foot down. ######!!!!!!!! I hear the slamming of the cell door. Vagina? Sealed
shut. Butt?? Sealed shut. I penguin walk around the bathroom trying to
figure out what to do and think to myself "Please don't let me get the
urge to poop. My head may pop off" Hot water!! Hot water melts wax!! I'll
run the hottest water I can stand into the bathtub, get in, immerse the wax covered
bits and the wax should melt and I can gently wipe it off right??? *WRONG!!!!!!!*
I get in the tub - the water is slightly hotter than then that used to
torture prisoners of war or sterilize surgical equipment - I sit. Now, the only thing worse that
having your nether businesses glued together is having them glued
together and then glued to the bottom of the tub. In scalding hot
water. Which, by the way, doesn't melt cold wax. So, now I'm stuck to
the bottom of the tub!! God bless the man that convinced me I should have a
phone in the bathroom!!!!!
I call my friend thinking surely she's waxed before and has some secret of
how to get me undone. It's a very good conversation starter "So, my butt and
who-ha are stuck to the bottom of the tub!" There is a slight pause. She
doesn't have a secret trick but does try to hide the laughter from me. She wants to know exactly where the wax is located on bottom "Are we talking cheeks or hole or what?" She's laughing out loud
by now...I can hear her. I give her the rundown and she suggests I call the
number on the side of the box. YEAH!!!!! Right!! I should be the joke of someone else's
night.
While we go through various solutions. I resort to scraping the wax off with
a razor. Nothing feels better then to have your girlie goodies covered in
hot wax, glued shut, stuck to the tub in super hot water and then dry
shaving the sticky wax off!! By now the brain is not working, dignity
has taken a major hike and I slip into glazed donut land. My friend is still
talking with me and my hand reaches towards the saving grace....the lotion
they give you to remove the excess wax. What do I really have to lose at
this point. I rub some on and OH MY GOD!!!!!!! The scream probably woke
the kids, scared the dickens out of my friend, but I really don't care. "IT
WORKS!! It works!! I get a hearty congratulation from my friend and she
hangs up.
I successfully remove the remainder of the wax and then notice to my
grief and despair..................................THE HAIR IS STILL THERE.......................ALL OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
So I shaved it off. Heck, I'm numb at this point.
Ruddy great burn on his nose WTF????
There I was offering sympathy :therethere:, rubbing cream in for him, thinking the poor dab had been a bit worse for wear and accidentally burnt the end of his 'Snoz' with his lighter....
What's the truth of it???
It's a picnic bench FRICTION burn from a session in an ES Layby on Weds night
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
If only he'd let me take a photo :twisted: :twisted:
WTF????There I was offering sympathy :therethere:, rubbing cream in for him, thinking the poor dab had been a bit worse for wear and accidentally burnt the end of his 'Snoz' with his lighter....
What's the truth of it???
It's a picnic bench FRICTION burn from a session in an ES Layby on Weds night
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
If only he'd let me take a photo :twisted: :twisted:
I've not been having the best times emotionally lately :cry: and Eagerslut :inlove: really came into his own over the weekend with TLC, hugs and support
Anyway, he went home yesterday evening to go back to work, I went up to bed with a nightcap chatted to him on the phone until I drifted off to sleep :sleeping:
I woke up this morning to find at some point during the night I'd got up, collected up his dirty washing and carted it back into bed with me :eeek:
Is this normal behaviour? :giggle:
I'm guessing not!! :twisted:
Anyway, he went home yesterday evening to go back to work, I went up to bed with a nightcap
chatted to him on the phone until I drifted off to sleep :sleeping: I woke up this morning to find at some point during the night I'd got up, collected up his dirty washing and carted it back into bed with me :eeek:
Is this normal behaviour? :giggle:
I'm guessing not!! :twisted:
Quote by HornyRed
I so wish i could come, would be great to meet.
But not able to make this, because of that horrible thing called WORK
I hope its a successful night, im sure it will be :rascal: :rascal:
Maybe another time kitty
Eagerslut i hope you will be as slutty as possible
Take a sickie !!! :twisted: :twisted:
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