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and those few who couldn't make it last Sunday we hope! :P
Venusxxx

Of course

Quote by sussex_fun
any chance of an invite....kicked myself last week venus
(will promise not to go out on the friday night )

Of course....the more the merrier

Quote by tanglewood72
hehe why thank you ES - mind you, there may be some that would say bending over naked in front of you may be a tad risky :P

Nah.....You've got the wrong Eager, he'd be wiggling his thong clad bum around for receiving any cocks wanting to pass his way :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: but as for giving
Lazy toad :giggle:

Quote by VenusnMars
NOT at one of my locals!
List so far
Eager
Kitty
VenusnMars
NeilinLeeds.........
and those few who couldn't make it last Sunday we hope! :P
Venusxxx

Quote by Jags
Hiya all this tracey this is there fist time am doin a msg on this on my own b/f con out for a bit so am sort of new cos lee types wht i wht to say so ill just thort to say HI !!!
Tank you all for lookin at this xxxxx

Quote by Vix
Sudoku, anyone?
*is iller a word?

Quote by x-man0223
if she dose not get here soon i am going to sneak out of the dungeon and join in upstairs
congrats eager

HornyRed....quick, we have an intruder!!!! Dino Crack that whip.... HARD!!! :twisted: :twisted:
:evil2: :evil2: :evil2: :evil2:
Now....can I be of service to anyone?? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Quote by HornyRed
I haven't been tamed .....................................................yet! :shock: :shock:
It's gonna need a whole tribe of Amazons to do that. :scared: :scared: :scared:
Bring 'em on, yep! :grin: :grin: :rascal:
:uhoh:

It's a tiresome task :sleeping:
But I find shouting loudly, and often .....
Does nothing but encourage him :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Quote by HornyRed
Well HornyR, I'll have to ask Kitty and see what she can do.
The little white triangle's getting whiter so I guess the rest of me's getting browner. I'm gonna have to rely on that triangle to flash like a bunny's tail in the dark otherwise no-one's gonna be able to spot me!!
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: Eeeeeeeeeek! That wouldn't do!
ops: :oops: :oops:

Hunni, I'll happy oblige you, the biggest problem though is getting him to stay still long enough, to take a photo!!
He keeps wiggling his bum around
TART!!!!!

Quote by GenHertsCpl
Not sure how much it is elsewhere, but its this weekend only in Woolworths!

Quote by VenusnMars
We are available for a social drink on Saturday or Sunday afternoon. We both drink, smoke and swear, so if you expect civilised, then please don't respond. :mrgreen:
Venusxxx

Quote by EagerSlut
Please help,,, as most of you are aware Hornyred is away untill Friday, ive just done a pile of washing and the white stuff has gone a pale pink colour . What should i do next, ive got some bleach and ive found summat called "Vanish" but the instruction label has peeled off :( :(
This is fast becoming the worst week of my life :(
And please,, no comments about how shit men are when left alone cos at the moment i cant think of a good answer to counter that comment ops:

Now THAT tactic I KNOW works! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Except now you've found your niche as the "pegger outter"!!!!!
Dino, he dyed my uniform shirts pink after he decided to slip one of his thongs in with me whites FFS
Come down here for the weekend Pet and bring yer washing.....ES can practise his technique and we can.........err................ :censored:

Quote by Dino.
I have the 18 inches of bed nearest the window, Hornyred has the rest
BUT NOT THIS WEEK! ! :D :D
Ive got it all :D :D :D

Dino,
Sub Hornyred for Eagerslut and I could have written that myself !!!
6'3" and sleeps curled up in the foetal position…
According to nzgirl's website, it means he's
- Likely to be vulnerable, sensitive, shy, trusting and quite possibly sociable.
- In bed and relationships in general you are likely to be more willing to explore and try new things. Likely to be quite demanding in certain situations. :twisted: :twisted:
:shock: :shock:

Quote by westerross
UPDATE for Misschief...
ES has just declared that given the weather forecast for tmrw he's going to drive along with his thong clad bum out of the window to continue working on his white bits during the week!!!
So he'll be easily recognisable now :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Quote by dambuster

wonder if the boss would notice the extra fuel used if i do a slight diversion to m/k on my run from wakefield to manchester in the morning :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

:shock: :shock: Costs a bleedin fortune to do that!!!! next time make sure your stay involves a meal voucher and shower availability ;)

Quote by Vix
Obvious thing number 76... rebooted?
Obvious thing number 77... vacuum it. With the brushy-muff attachment.

Quote by MISSCHIEF
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Yep, guilty of now presuming that every trucker is either Dammie or ES and practically forcing myself not to beep me horn and wave at em
OK question for you guys - have you got anything distinctive on your truck? I don't mean like SAINSWAYS painted down the side :rotflmao: Can't you dangle a flag or something so then I know it's you?
Definitely need an SH truckers emblem :bounce:

Quote by Jags
Said all that was necessary - trust a man to try to gild the lily!!
:lol: :lol:

:dunno::dunno::dunno::dunno::dunno:
Can you explain that saying to the 'blonde down souf'?? :twisted:

Quote by Dawn_Mids

Awwwwwww, come here you... assionkiss:
Quick someone cuff her so she can't escape...... :twisted: :twisted:

Oooooooooh!!! yesssss ops: :oops:
Happy Anniversary Mrs Mids
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Quote by EagerSlut
"The whinge about everything marathon".
:undecided:

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Hi
Congratulations
How about a days course doing some of that radio type stuff!?!
I'll come with you if you like
:ducks: before Dawn can launch anything at her!

Awwwwwww, come here you... assionkiss: