Congratulations 
How about a days course doing some of that radio type stuff!?!
:ducks: before Dawn can launch anything at her!
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Kitty
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 49
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When I first had her it was just the two of us here.....she seemed to like my boyf at the time. 
Anyway, he moved in and she seemed happy enough.
One evening, about 2 months after he moved in she was in a wild mood, attacking things and racing in and out of the house....then after we'd been in bed a few hours, she raced up the stairs 'Miaowing' loudly jumped on top of him and
DID A CRAP!!
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I couldn't apologise enough, until 2 days later I found out he was crapping on me too!!
:evil:
I'm convinced she knew!!!
Anyway, he moved in and she seemed happy enough.
One evening, about 2 months after he moved in she was in a wild mood, attacking things and racing in and out of the house....then after we'd been in bed a few hours, she raced up the stairs 'Miaowing' loudly jumped on top of him and
DID A CRAP!!
ops: :oops: I couldn't apologise enough, until 2 days later I found out he was crapping on me too!!
:evil: I'm convinced she knew!!!
Quote by Dawn_Mids
No
when i'm hot i just want to be left alone
I am so glad I'm not the only one.
Sun burns the crap out of my skin so I tend to keep out of it and heat does nothing for me
Ditto.......I just wanted to enjoy the air conditioning when I got into bed.
Surprised ES hasn't given himself RSI...It was boiling hot and he was in tart mode ALL weekend! :roll: :roll:
Ok, ok....so I know you lot ALL know that we've been away on hols....
ops: I got home today, sent ES on a mission around the house to check for unwanted presents from the cat!
Sure enough, there was a "Gift" in the form of a dead bird under the bed - FFS
Yuck.....
Me thinks the cat is more than a tad pissed off with me though, cause the little blighter has pulled the keys off my laptop :shock: :shock: :shock:
:evil: :evil: :evil: It's taken me an hour to work out which order they were supposed to go back on in!!!
:doh:
Have I just got a stroppy (female) cat...or is this normal???! :dunno:
Quote by Jags
that's fairly good actually 'cos I was thinking of ordering a new shed, so you gays can put the blummin' thing together while I get the drinks ready. :P :twisted::lol: :lol:
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Some people being outed here??
:rotflmao: :rotflmao::giggle: :giggle:
Actually guys, hang fire on your offers.....they are coming to my garden in July, I may never let them leave again :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by davej
But surely normal people can just block that out and not dedicate a thread to who is BEST - that is not what it is about.
I'm not watching cos I'm not the slightest bit interested in it, so I can't comment on the performances, but I can say that whilst 'it' may not be about who is best, this thread is and in that I can't see anything wrong.
We aren't either...cos it doesn't seem to be on the spanish TV (Have we mentioned we are in Spain? :giggle
Totally agree with you on this one MrJ
Quote by Sarah
Just off for a 'date' with the washing machine, back in a few mins
Private Joke......Sarah, Is this before or after the bowling trip?? :giggle: :giggle:
Me thinks Sarah's in blonde mode this week...I had a PM asking me to add her to my list for bowling......She'd of course be very welcome, if I was arranging a trip :twisted: :twisted:
ES pulled a mother/daughter combination from the US last night. Brought them back to the room to drink champagne cocktails cos he was feeling naughty :twisted: :twisted:
I was suffering the effects of the Valium I used to fly, too much alcohol and no food........and fell fast asleep :roll:
Looking around at the room this morning.... I'd say he had a good night :twisted: :evil2:
I was suffering the effects of the Valium I used to fly, too much alcohol and no food........and fell fast asleep
:roll: Looking around at the room this morning....
I'd say he had a good night :twisted: :evil2: Quote by postie
....davej looks out the window at the rain again....
Eager...PISS OFF!!!
Get a waiter to translate this eagerslut.... orina apagado
hhehehehehe
Postie.....Ya daft bugger, ES is fluent in Spanish (he is an International Slapper!!! :bounce: :bounce
Me!?!.....I'm just happy embracing the language to order the Rioja (At least I think that's a Spanish word!!!)
DaveJ...send MrsDaveJ this way.......Sooooooooooooooooooooo much warmer than when we met her last week! :twisted: :twisted: (Promise we'll look after her
ops: :oops: )Kitty xx
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....see I am coming at it from a different angle, I don't want to be a crotch, a support type Angel ,I wanna be a modern Angel and help the lonely to be more satisfied with their loneliness.
Hmmmm the more I read the more a jockstrap comes into mind
:wink: :wink: :wink: C x
Is this a crafty way of saying I'm full of bollocks :shock:
I will have you know that I was an Angel many years ago in a school production. Resplendant in a Poly cotton sheet with a halo of tinsel wound around a bent coat hanger. I was too young to master the Harp, but was required to play a short rendition of 'Little Town Of Bethlehem on my recorder. :smug:
How I wish we'd known that before Sat night....you could have given us a rendition :giggle:
Quote by Morbius
OK folks, Morbius, Calista, Charlotte, Steve, DreamerHelen, Fabio, Lucy, and Mr and Mrs Genherts you're all on the list
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
There's loads of space for people to stay over, and even some proper beds ( :shock: ), so if you want to stay book a space early to avoid the floor :lol: :lol: :lol:
Thats a thought..... do we get a share in a bed if we book early?? :twisted:
Oooooooooooooh!!! :shock: :shock:
Can I get in between you and Cally :twisted: :twisted:
So 
.........how do you explain a woman navigating you around your run on friday (which ever way the map was up!! :shock: ) so that you finished about an hour earlier that you would have done, had you had to work out your routes yourself :huh: and without one wrong turn!??
RED CARD!!!! Mr Slut :roll:
:smackbottom:
.........how do you explain a woman navigating you around your run on friday (which ever way the map was up!! :shock: ) so that you finished about an hour earlier that you would have done, had you had to work out your routes yourself :huh: and without one wrong turn!?? RED CARD!!!! Mr Slut
:roll: :smackbottom: 
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