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Kitty
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 49

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Quote by Jags

A naked grumpy Chicken Legs is no sight for anyone at m. :shock: :shock: surpriseduch: :ouch:
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Oooooooooh :shock: :shock: Did you get a picture??? We could have a Poll dunno
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Actually I did - but it was of Chicken Legs the night before. He's wearing shorts though, no nakedness before bedtime.
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Quite right too Jags.....nakedness before bed :dunno: what would the world be coming too?? :shock: :shock:
Actually now would be a bad time to post a pic of chicken legs.....I've accidentally poked myself in the eye :ouch: and to compound the issue further....what I thought was the eyebath to wash it out, turned out to be the little mouthwash cup evil :evil:

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Quote by Jags
A naked grumpy Chicken Legs is no sight for anyone at m. :shock: :shock: surpriseduch: :ouch:
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Oooooooooh :shock: :shock: Did you get a picture??? We could have a Poll dunno
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Quote by EagerSlut
Have you tried breaking things? dunno
You don't get expected to do all those chorey things if you keep fucking up! :P :twisted:
It works!! :grin: :rascal:

Either that or you like the punishments whip :whip: :rascal:
Thank you Shireen & Steve.
Lovely to meet everyone smile
Ian_Mids......Just knew it had to be you..... I saw a guy clutching a handbag and asked if it was his, when he replied saying the 'radio front' was in there.....who else could it have been dunno :twisted: :twisted: he hee!!!!
Next time I'm not gonna eat so I can spend more time mingling rolleyes :roll: :bounce: :bounce:
{{{HUGS}}}
Kitty xxx
Sarah kiss
2000!?! Wow......:notes: Congratulations :high-smile:
I can't remember how long ago the Masquarade Ball was when Eagerslut and I played you, you'd done nearly 600 posts then, and I read each and everyone of them trying to do a good job of impersonating you!!!
Well done you on becoming 'double god like' passionkiss sillyassionkiss:
Kitty xxx
evil :evil: I'm sulking cause I'm fond of the coast near Newcastle too.
Fond memories of dogging in the area redface surprisedops: :oops:
Hope you have a great night, will try to convince all you NE swingers to come socialise again next time I'm 'up north' wink
Quote by Jags
It's JUST the weather for that type of sex - bodies getting hot and bothered, licking sweat off each other, sliding off each other and hearing slurping noises as bodies move against each other. Long evenings, lots of light for a long time and then the early dawn to waken the senses and lighten the soul.
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MY type of sex.
Just wanted to say that!


Sounds divine :twisted: :twisted:
Except its that kind of weather and I forgot to put my sun cream on, so the only thing sliding on me tonight will be after sun :cry: :cry: :oops: :oops: :oops:
I'd just peg them out, I put mine and Eagerslut's on the line....If anyone's looking closely they'll realise that the tiny thongs on the line can't possibly be mine dunno :dunno:
lol :lol:
Quote by GenHertsCpl
Apparently, she was mid way through a blow-job and it was just tooooo much for the poor lass, too hot, too tired and just blown out apparently :shock: rolleyes
So she gave up :roll: wink

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:therethere: Libra+Love.....always best to have a 2nd in command in these situations...... :twisted: :twisted:
*rushes to stand behind Sarah in the queue
I'm good with an epilator...... just ask Eagerslut!! :rascal: :twisted:
..............he's no longer got any ear fluff in sight :shock:
Celticq, have you got your screen saver switched on?
If so everytime that cuts in - it resets the defrag

Kitty xxx
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I guess you've hopped over from the chatroom?
I don't get in there often..........it hurts my eyes rolleyes :roll:
Quote by HornyRed
R u in trouble, rehabilitated :shock: :shock: tell me u are telling fibs rolleyes

Trouble!?! dunno Nah....I just wanted him to get his kit off :twisted: :twisted:
innocent
I managed to get him to remove his mucky knickers, was hard work tho. Hope its not like this everyday for you wink
Why do you think I went on holiday alone!?! :giggle: :giggle:
Quote by HornyRed
R u in trouble, rehabilitated :shock: :shock: tell me u are telling fibs rolleyes

Trouble!?! dunno Nah....I just wanted him to get his kit off :twisted: :twisted:
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Quote by Eagerslut9
I mean, I'm still getting off on the fact they were soaked last night and I'm still wearing 'em :shock: :shock: (although they're dry now :grin: :grin: ) but if someone were to chance across me in such a condition would they be put off by my minging state? :undecided: :undecided:

:eeek: :eeek: :eeek: You SLUT!!! :rascal: :rascal:
I've only been away 3 days FFS! and you've not changed your flippin knicks!?! dunno :twisted:
Quote by AndyS-NE
This was always one of my fantasies.....you know, warm sand, water lapping around your ankles as the sun starts to set. :inlove:
The reality!?! :eeek:
A quickie on South Shields beach a cpl of years ago in November, FFS!!! it took me days to get rid of all the sand and to thaw out!! evil :evil:
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Sand Dancer eh??
He was / is lol
I'm now back living in sunnier climates 'down south' though wink
Happy Birthday :high-smile:
Looking forward to meeting you both next week
Kitty & ES xxx

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This was always one of my fantasies.....you know, warm sand, water lapping around your ankles as the sun starts to set. :inlove:
The reality!?! :eeek:
A quickie on South Shields beach a cpl of years ago in November, FFS!!! it took me days to get rid of all the sand and to thaw out!! evil :evil:
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Quote by GenHertsCpl
I'm volunteering to do the girls' washing today so I'll be round in a bit to collect all your undies. :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
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Undies?? :shock: Well ive not had a chance to get any on since I arrived here! :twisted:
Uh oh!! - now you've started something, he'll be wanting to look up your skirt to check :twisted: :twisted:
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I'm starting to get excited :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Mal
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You must admit, I'm a damn sight more sexier now I'm trimmed down, don't you think? :twisted:
Mal
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Mal...............You were very cute anyway redface surprisedops: :oops:
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Quote by Eagerslut9

I'm volunteering to do the girls' washing today so I'll be round in a bit to collect all your undies. :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
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You'll have to climb the fireman's pole to collect mine cos I aint coming down :rascal: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by lucyuktv2
I get men hitting on me all the time on here so I guess at least my bum must be sexy biggrin

It gets my vote redface surprisedops: :oops:
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Quote by mal609
Watch out girls, he's on his way!! lol
Mal
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We'd eat him alive :evil2: :evil2:
Quote by Sarah1448

Well I was about to hop off for a girlie break in the sun for a few days.....but now you've mentioned firefighters :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: I'm right behind you :evil2:


yes please
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:twisted: :twisted: On my way bolt
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