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Over 90 days ago
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dunno
Maybe with a slightly different approach too :dunno:
Quote by Sarah1448
OMG!
Look at the state of the place this morning - what on earth have you lot been doing overnight?

Shagging your marines...................
(is this working as you intended?) lol
Maybe we could have some firefighters now,............. :twisted: :twisted:
Well I was about to hop off for a girlie break in the sun for a few days.....but now you've mentioned firefighters :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: I'm right behind you :evil2:
Quote by rachel-lane
ok doh blink thought it was midnight but its not is it redface :huh: innocent

:shock: :shock:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
and as for you kitty ive seen you at your worst wonder if there will be a bed handy

redface surprisedops: :oops:
Sometimes a girls just gotta sleep!!!! :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by GenHertsCpl

Michael Jackson's been found NOT GUILTY

Oh what a surprise! rolleyes
I know....I'm not sure now, why I bothered tuning in for it...... :roll: :roll:
Michael Jackson's been found NOT GUILTY

>>> Michael Jackson cleared of abuse <<<
I took the liberty of adding the BBC link, hope that's OK. Mark.
Polo, I think ES has been drugged.....he's repeating himself and going back to the house leaving the marines he's not yet seduced behind :shock: :shock: :shock:
That's soooooooooo not like him! :grin:
Quote by RedHot

Ok so I won't wear my best mink or the tiara

Phew......was thinking I'd have to pull out for a minute.....I'd look like a bag lady :rascal: compared to Red Hot in her tiara & mink!! :twisted:

But it was ONLY the tiara and mink I'd planned on wearing :twisted:
T-J
Ooooh!! redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
In that case..... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by RedHot
Ok so I won't wear my best mink or the tiara

Phew......was thinking I'd have to pull out for a minute.....I'd look like a bag lady :rascal: compared to Red Hot in her tiara & mink!! :twisted:
Quote by RedHot
I can still go on the swings though can't I? :twisted:

:bounce: :bounce: Too right you can :bounce: :bounce:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: Actually I'd better stop that so soon after eating your cake, I'll be sick!
Happy Birthday :high-smile:
Kitty & ES xx
Quote by Shireen_Mids
I was going to wear jeans confused Have we got to dress up?? Oh eck!!
Shireen
xxx

Shireen.....
You've not seen ES's legs, he'll put all us girlies to shame if trousers are banned for the night :eeek: :eeek:

innocent
Quote by freckledbird
Well i'm priceless!! wink

No Dave, that's just what Mrs Dave tells you because she hasn't found anyone willing to pay for you yet lol
:giggle::giggle::giggle:
:notes: Happy Birthday Mr GHC :high-smile:
Kitty & ES xxx
Quote by PoloLady
Polo, I'm guessing that ES won't be pleading, last time I saw him he was being spit roasted in the marines exercise yard :eeek:
innocent

Did he hang onto the underside of the helicopter? The cheeky bugger!
I can't see him here - but there are 2 Marines missing? rolleyes lol
He gets EVERYWHERE!!!!!
One whiff of a cock and he's gone bolt
Polo, I'm guessing that ES won't be pleading, last time I saw him he was being spit roasted in the marines exercise yard :eeek:
innocent
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
think you will only find ladies here mate
none of the other term you used mad

I can send Eagerslut over if he wants a slut :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Oooooh you bugger!!!!
smackbottom
:jagsatwork: now don't do it again! :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by postie
i do have a problem with people who have a problem with homophobia... (so what does that make me?? Homophobe-phobic?/???)

Ooooooooh dunno now my head hurts :shock: :shock:
Quote by Jags
:scared::scared::scared::scared::scared:

Big Black Dalek will SO love it!
I really am worried.
:shock: :shock:
We'll have to edit the ending b4 he sees it :eeek:
Ooooooh! right....Libra can you take charge of the invites :twisted:
Misschief & Polo are my recipe consultants for the night....DaveJ can do his naked chef impression.
Rach and I will have to do the supermarket run when the food gets burnt, cause he'll undoubtedly be distracted with the SH waitresses (Silky, Jags and Me!!) I've got lined up! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Salt n Pepper - well that role doesn't need explaining ;)
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
I'm soooooooooooooooo excited :twisted: :twisted:

P.S He forgave me passionkiss hump
Quote by Little Brother
kiss :kiss: :kiss: for ES!
:kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: for KcKat too!!
Sun has gone in here... damn it! Oh, well will take myself off the park anyway.
Snogs all round
:kiss:


:bounce: :bounce:
Oooooooooh!! redface
A few more of those and we can have a party :twisted: :twisted:

Little Brother likes the idea of Jags and KcKat and Tune Essence having there own little party that they have set aside the water bed just for your use today as special treat and if you want any of the house mates to join you, then ask away biggrin
Can we have Olive too pls??
That way we can play with the oils and the visiting housemates :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by bigDewi69
The sun might be in the sky, and the birds might be twittering....
But I've had 13 hours sleep in the last 78, I'm hot and sweaty cos of the sun and so tired that I'll throttle any bird that even considers tweeting within 200m of me.
<--- off to grinch everyone else's day

Bah Humbug :evil2:
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Quote by Jags
kiss :kiss: :kiss: for ES!
:kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: for KcKat too!!
Sun has gone in here... damn it! Oh, well will take myself off the park anyway.
Snogs all round
:kiss:


:bounce: :bounce:
Oooooooooh!! redface
A few more of those and we can have a party :twisted: :twisted:
I'm gonna need a huge pie for when ES arrive later..... :shock: :shock:
I've checked the Internet and can only find one that contains deers inners confused
:scared::scared::scared::scared::scared:
Now I've pissed him off, and want to make amends....but does serving up Bambi's inners, really help rectify the situation?? dunno
:scratcheshead:
Quote by bluexxx
What about a daisy-chain game at the next party then? that would really Christen the new house blue.
Judy

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: I can definitely see that idea catching on :evil2:
Thought you might :P wink
The girls can play too if they bring there own kit rolleyes It seems quite a lot of them do have anyway. We could do a sort of boy, girl ,boy, girl ,boy, girl thing as a link.
Doesn't bear thinking about really does it :twisted: :twisted: :censored:
Judy

I'm liking this idea a lot :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Me too :twisted: :twisted: Damn you Judy, I'm having flashbacks to the Lil Bunny impregnating JudyTV in the attic room memory and I'm all alone, horny and flustered now redface surprisedops:
:evil2:
Quote by JudyTV
What about a daisy-chain game at the next party then? that would really Christen the new house blue.
Judy

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: I can definitely see that idea catching on :evil2:
:thrilled: Congratulations to you both
:twisted: Enjoy :twisted:
Kitty xx