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Kitty
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 49

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I want one too ;)
Debs hunni passionkiss
Are you sure you're not wearing these? dunno


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Quote by easy
I'm feeling generous at the mo, so I'm gonna start a "Shag someone else!" thread. lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Quote by tsmiggy
i seem to have a lot of energy going to waste....

Join a gym?? dunno
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Quote by PoloLady
So to seek my revenge ...... evil ..... I am off out shagging at the US Marine base tonight.

Oooooooooooooh! Wait for me!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Shireen_Mids
It's 18 days to go now.... Anyone else want to come along???
:bounce: :bounce:
Shireen
xxx

:bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:
Can I put my hand up twice??? confused :? dunno
* reaches for coat
bolt
hehe :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
innocent
Er.................no............not me, I've never done anything that!!!!!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by cummon
Should I embark on a tour of the UK to buy all you bored ladies a drink confused:

Now ya talking ;)
Pls sir....can I be first?? redface
Quote by Newcnewbie
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/images/avatars/23417271542a1f0883f6cb.jpg

Nice feet vix
:eeek: :eeek: Vix....How tall is the rest of you ffs, if it matches these size 11 feet!?! dunno
:twisted:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by Debbiewebs
well i would gladly send you my kids over!
They have drove me mad all day banghead
But never bored!!
or you could go into this site

Debs that site is wicked passionkiss
Re: the kids........Obviously I'd have offered but but I have about 1000 links to check out on that website now ;)
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Quote by Mark
It's a clock problem... the server rebooted and came up an hour short! redface


Oooooh!!! It's like summat out of an episode of Dr Who wink
Quote by Shikukai
Kitty,
Think you just answered your own question.
Keep yourself occupied by cleaning the place from top to bottom lol :lol:
I'm sure ES would appreciate it?
Oh and dont forget his ironing and washing up!

:doh:
I walked right into that one.....not surprisingly he's in full agreement with you mad :x :x
I'd need several bottles of wine inside me before I agree to cleaning up after them!! wink

Quote by westerross
Kitty,
Hang on - let's get this straight now. You're in a house with 4 men.... and you're bored?
Next question: What makes a pussy whine?


Tune..you haven't seen the other 3 :eeek: :scared::scared:
This is what makes a pussy whine :twisted: :twisted:

redface
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
tell him to get a freeview box it does box in his area as ive got one then you can keep up with all ur fave progs


Ooooh!, hop on your bicycle and come and fetch me....I've had a glass of wine so can't drive
Quote by Shikukai
How about running a nice hot bath, light some candles (aroma therapy ones if you have them) Take a portable radio into the bathroom (not plugged in confused ) listen to some relaxing tunes, classical or soul, nothing to heavy.


Great idea, trouble is I'm at ES's batchelor pad for the weekend (Him and 3 other males sharing :twisted: )....so will probably come out of the bath dirtier than when I went in!!!! rolleyes :roll: :roll:
I'm a bit of a muppet in the chatroom, it's tooooo fast for me redface surprisedops:
TE, you'll have to wait for me to make another 6 posts for an intelligent conversation here - cos I'll be all god like then ;)
ES has just suggested I put my shoes on and go hang out outside the local supermarket like the bored teenagers around here do dunno
I'm bored senseless today, weathers crap, I've already had a shag :rascal:, been for lunch, done some shopping and poured a glass of wine. rolleyes
ES doesn't have Satellite TV - WTF? I'm not a fan of sport or star trek, thus ruling out the ordinary channels. :crazy:
There must be something more exciting to do with a Sunday afternoon.
ES is not bored, and quite happy to sit on the sofa snoozing ALL afternoon. evil :evil:
Any suggestions on how to improve my day? dunno
Quote by Sgt Bilko

Mal, has the picture been flattened??
Kitty xx

I thought all pics were flat? :shock:
Mal
wink
The one I carry of Vix in my back pocket is a bit curly around the edges!! confused :? redface surprisedops: :oops:

Men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FFS mad :x
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Mal, pls pls tell me you aren't gonna grow a comb over? dunno :eeek: :eeek:
BILKO!!!!! smackbottom:smackbottom::smackbottom::smackbottom:
Mal, has the picture been flattened??
Kitty xx
Quote by freckledbird
Shit I'm off before anyone spots me :shock:


smackbottom Knew ya wouldn't resist....now come quietly.... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by freckledbird
Dear me, I daren't, I just.....daren't lol
I'm not even going to look at this thread again :shock:

rotflmao :laughabove: :rotflmao: :laughabove: :rotflmao: :laughabove:
You sooooooooo know you're going too!!!! :lol:
Quote by Vicky_uk
what ever happened to just hello pmsl
i get things like
i love to **** that ass are you on msn?
if he had said hello I might just have answered lol

rotflmao :laughabove: :rotflmao: :laughabove: :rotflmao: :laughabove:
:eeek: Marms....you bad boy!!! smackbottom
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For me, my first experience was in a club with my ex partner.
I was fine when I was playing, but then stopped him :doh:
I know....I'm a greedy girl lol :lol: :twisted:
In hindsight, the relationship wasn't a secure one, he'd cheated on me previously and if I'm honest I only explored the scene initally to try to get our relationship back on track :shock: :shock:
Had the relationship been more secure and the trust been there, then things could have been significantly different I guess. dunno
Quote by Sarah1448

As far as I know, he's tucked up safely back within the tower, working on the next SHBB task.

:shock: :shock: When does he ever do what he's supposed too?! dunno
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Oiii
As SH chief trucker fluffer,
Why was I not invited??
Me either evil
Hey! :idea:
Let's meet in a layby later and..........er...................um..................
Do whatever they do in layby's ?? :dunno:

innocent
Quote by SXBOY
I can see the new road signs now..... rolleyes lol

it lacks balls
Pssst......It's not a real one :twisted: :twisted:
Bailiffs - The only advice I can offer is to report this incident to your local police force.
They can assist with number changes, restrictions on numbers able to call you and liasons with your telecomms provider about tracing calls from withheld numbers.
Shikukai - I've been trying hard to bite my tongue at your posts....the only advice I can offer you is to show some maturity and common sense with the content of your posts about hacking!!!
Quote by bigDewi69
I can see the new road signs now..... rolleyes lol

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Quote by Eagerslut9
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
It's not against the law to wank when you're on the phone, is it? :undecided:
Actually, it lets me pick both nostrils at once! redface surprisedops:
:rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
bolt

:shock: :shock: Kind of depends where you are hunni!!!!!!!
:eeek:
Eagerslut9 has bought himself a bluetooth handsfree kit for his mobile phone......
Is he being a responsible trucker and abiding by the law for not using the phone while driving?? dunno
Oh no............
Apparently, it just makes it easier to w*nk whilst talking on the phone if he has both hands free :shock: :shock: :shock:
I really should have guessed :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by dambuster
As far as I know, he's tucked up safely back within the tower, working on the next SHBB task.

:shock: :shock: When does he ever do what he's supposed too?! dunno
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: