Who let u out of SHBB????
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Kitty
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 49
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Quote by Shireen_Mids
:kissmyarse:
:grin: :grin:
Tut tut ES....
Shireen sighs and wanders off.... I dont know children today.....
Shireen
xxx
Shireen,
I swear (and Voddy will back me on this :twisted
I have to take him everywhere twice.....the second time to apologise for the first :shock: :shock: Kitty xx
Quote by Debbiewebs
Lets jump in the bush with Davej instead :bounce: :bounce:
Ohh Nooo!!!.............bugger orf the lot of ya! ..I've heard about this lark from me cousin 'Lilac' who's currently planted on a roundabout in Chigwell. She reckons that she gets this most Friday nights after the pubs kick out....starts off as sardines but then just ends up with her gettin puked on and havin spent condoms drapped all over her limbs.
Dont care!............... its a am bush girls. :bounce: ....let get him! :thrilled:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Quote by MISSCHIEF
Misschief and KcKat, you are cordially invited, along with Minx, to join me in my bath and blow a few bubbles with me.
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Woooohoooooo, lets go play bubbles :bounce: ........... they better not be bottom bubbles tho ES! :shock:
Hey, just had a thought! :idea: They might be glory holes to you ES, but thems a load of butt plugs you're chucking away
......... One bottom bubble from you matey, just one :twisted:Don't trust him Missy....he may look innocent........
What am I talking about, he never looks innocent. :twisted: :twisted:
Lets jump in the bush with Davej instead :bounce: :bounce:
Quote by Eagerslut9
This is an entirely serious matter girls.:roll: :roll:
Misschief and KcKat, you are cordially invited, along with Minx, to join me in my bath and blow a few bubbles with me. KcKat I've installed a Kitty flap in the perimeter fence, well hidden behind a bush, aka davej. Security will never find it! :grin: :grin: :grin:
:twisted: :twisted:
Blow bubbles with u in the bath???
after the Dutch Oven you gave me on sun :eeek::scared: :scared:
*Wanders off to find some wood and nails to block up the catflap :twisted:
Quote by Eagerslut9
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
It wasn't me, honest guv. Oh nooooooooooooooo! :scared: :scared:
I've been locked up all the time in the SHBB house
:rascal: :rascal:
Oh no, you'd neeeeeeeeeeeeever do anything quite so crass ;)
:roll: And you'd never be guilty of holding my head under the duvet either
I blame davej for morphing as body paint onto you to form an invisibiity cloak!!!!
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
Oooooooooh...........Ya Bugger!!!!!!!
Hope you haven't offered your services as a tormentor :eeek:
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
SORRY = just had to do it
The "Off duty and on Sabatical Nurse"
:twisted: :twisted: Fred
So.................You want a :smackbottom: too? :bounce: :bounce:
Quote by postie
is this house real? where can we see pictures or camera feed
It is real MidlandsDogger.... but we aint telling Newbies.... hehehehe
Oh ok... you have to press alt and f4 at the same time....
have fun....
:smackbottom:Oooooooooh...........Ya Bugger!!!!!!!
Hope you haven't offered your services as a mentor :eeek:
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Jags
Leave ES in!!!!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
I'm having a whale of a time without him clipping me wings ;) :twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Does he KNOW you've posted that???
:eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
No :giggle:
*Kitty hopes thread will have dropped by the time ES gets out
Quote by Eagerslut9
Waaaah Hey! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Can KcKat and I come along? :twisted:
Promise I'll..........................er................................/we.......................er........................I'll behave! Yep, honest.
ops: :oops: :oops:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock::whistling:
:roll: :roll: :roll: *I promise at least one of us can behave!!!!!!
Which one tho!!!! Quote by Clare_Lincs
Are united home or away? It would make the difference between nice quiet afternoon, or surrounded by 1000s of angry United fans after they lost
Its in Cardiff :doh:
Talking of :doh:
Eagerslut and I were driving along the M4 around Cardiff earlier....traffic jams galore, huge flashing signs declaring that there is football on today and there could be traffic problems....
ES:- Oh look, it's says theres football on today....
KC:- Yep.
ES:- Who's playing?
KC:- Arsenal and ManU
ES:-Oh..... *thinks a bit
ES:- Where are they playing then??
KC:-
*Sarcastic mode on.... WembleyES:- Must be expecting a lot of traffic to have the signs switched on up here.
KC:- Yes dear!
There really is no hope!
Quote by little gem
Ive been here a day now and i aint got a shag yet !
Try and find yaself a nice bird, you'd have alot more chance as a couple
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Tart!
Here I am trying to pimp out my biker chicks and then you cut in!
<pah>
Has anyone got some catnip? Maybe if I'm sneeky I can sedate the kitty long enough to get my biker chicks back in the running!
Gem, x ;)I was gonna dust off me jacket and join you, then me knicks blew off the washing line and I had to chase them around the garden :shock: :shock:
So I clean forgot :doh:
* Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, rubs agains Little Gem :twisted: :twisted: cause she's got catnip
