Quote by Jags
He's neither big nor a bully!!:lol:
He's one of the two :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 49
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Quote by well_busty_babe
I've never read such a load of anally-retentive shite in all my life!
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
errrr... except when i caught you reading "how to hold onto an enema in 10 easy steps!"
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Quote by MISSCHIEF
Old davej will happily climb out onto the thinner branches of the 'cynic tree' as he is pretty sure that they would bear his weight. However in the current climate of kissy kissy, everyone go lightly, regardless of the type of hogwash, he will bash his typing finger with a small mallet so as to keep the status quo.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Davej
But doesn't such restraint cause ........ aaargghhh!!!! 
can't think of the word, what's them poohs that don't come out?? :shock: 
Grrrr I don't have a mallet tho
I have the handle - but the lumpy mallet bit at the end flew off when I last went camping and forgot to retrieve it 
OK has anyone else quoted me that I need to edit???? :shock:
Misschief - off to dig out her Status Quo ablum :bounce:
Quick send a medic....I'm choking on me glass of wine here......ya buggers!!!!!
:smackbottom: Quote by freckledbird
Subject:
If a woman is having frequent sex with swinging guys, then why not charge for it?
Please discuss!
Because if she did, she would then be a prostitute.
KcKat has already quoted one of your posts when you thought it was 'horny' for someone to have paid to screw you. Does this post now mean that you are considering it, or justifying why you accepted that payment?
Awwwww
Can I hide behind you babe, you wrote what I wanted too but was not brave enough too :twisted:Quote by MISSCHIEF
Subject:
If a woman is having frequent sex with swinging guys, then why not charge for it?
Please discuss!
I personally wouldn't happy with the concept.....You mentioned the below in a previous post
Quote by sheffieldfun4two
Strangely enough, having thought about it for several days, it seems quite horny that a guy paid to screw me!
I'll pretend it was just a bit of role playing! That'll be my justification!
I think for me it could only ever be a fantasy role play with someone by prior arrangement.
Not for any money to seriously change hands.
Kitty xx
Oh Kitty you beat me to it!!!
I was looking for a certain thread (the one KcKat managed to find
) and came up with a few posts you have made about money changing hands etc - Even you have stated that you think it's totally different from swinging!!!Quote by sheffieldfun4two
Has anyone else had sex at work?
Whenever "M" goes away with her boss on conferences, she sleeps with him in the interest of bettering her career!
Quote by sheffieldfun4two
We met a single guy a while ago in a bar in Leeds and then went to check into the hotel. At that point he turned to "M" and asked her how much it was!!! She felt like a prostitute and told him to get stuffed. End of meeting!
Come on guys, show some respect please!
Quote by sheffieldfun4two
We met another guy at a Travel Lodge off the M1 for MFM at the weekend. He said he would pay for the room and this time, I agreed to it. When the fun was over, hubby was in the bathroom and the guy gave me £50 which I assumed was for the room cost. I was wrong! on our way home it turned hubby told me that the guy had already given him £45 for the room when we met!
In short, that makes me a prostitute, or am I being silly?
You've posed the question this time, you've not given your views on it at all - I am curious as to what you think, because the question comes across that you can't see anything wrong - yet in that middle post I picked out, the last line comes across that you got quite huffy about it when it happened?
Edited out paragraph here cos was out of order
I can never find the right smileys when I need one, wanted the pointy up one......:doh: but anyway.................What she said ;)
*Takes the mallet of davej......behave, you soooooooo know that's gonna hurt ;)
Quote by sheffieldfun4two
Subject:
If a woman is having frequent sex with swinging guys, then why not charge for it?
Please discuss!
I personally wouldn't happy with the concept.....You mentioned the below in a previous post
Quote by sheffieldfun4two
Strangely enough, having thought about it for several days, it seems quite horny that a guy paid to screw me!
I'll pretend it was just a bit of role playing! That'll be my justification!
I think for me it could only ever be a fantasy role play with someone by prior arrangement.
Not for any money to seriously change hands.
Kitty xx
Quote by Calista
Eagerslut
What you need is a good PA, to sort it all out for you.
mail you alerts, tell you what is going on, who is having a laugh and who is moaning, etc etc etc
Has ES already got a PA???? :twisted:
C x
I tried my best but it's an impossible job
Kitty: Hunni, you had some replies to your thread.
ES: What thread?
Kitty: The one you posted last night.
ES: What did I post about? :dunno:
Kitty: FFS! - Exactly that !!!!
:banghead: :censored: 
:drinkies: :drinkies:Quote by MISSCHIEF
Oh ES .............. just when I think you've done it all :rotflmao: is there not beginning to your maturity :rotflmao:
Just brilliant :bounce:
Sorry Misschief, I've pinched ya :shock: :shock: .....Well, not quite - but I've borrowed this from another thread ;)
I've just had a call from the lovely ES, who's parked up in a layby 'Up Norf' right now.
He's been there an hour and not had a hit yet
:evil: About 5 mins ago he spotted a motorcyclist further up the layby, who was chatting to a guy in a car....
Latest Update: The guy has just got into the passenger seat of the car. :twisted: :twisted:
I'm opening the book now, on ES having another slurp of super strength lager :rascal: stripping to his Fuscia Pink thong (matches his toe nails) and jumping in to the back of the car :eeek: :eeek:
Kitty xx
Quote by Jags
I've certainly gone into gadet overdrive recently
Ipod - thanks Jags, great, aren't they? :lol:
Tom Tom satnav - thanks again Jags, best toy i've had since my scalectrix!
Lap top wireless - Thanks Jags (do you see a trend developing?) Now I can be on SH anywhere in the house!!
DAB radio - Thanks Ja..... - I think you get the picture!!
Mal
:wink:
:lol: :lol:
I've now added the iShuffle to my collection! Keep up Mal
:happy: :happy:
iPod linked to car or home stereo
Netgear MP101 plays all my music (on PC hard drive) wirelessly through stereo
TomTom joined at the hip to me otherwise I'd lose my way downstairs!!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
ops: :oops: I must have been stalking ya buggers around the shops without even knowing it!!!! That's my list too :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by davej
Yep!
I made a serious post but no-one's taking it seriously (Yeah, yeah, I know, I didn't post in normal size font but hey!). :P
Anyway, I think it would work so I'm going to try my theory out tomorrow.
The problem I'm having at the moment is to decide whose name to shout out.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...................................
Oh right!...take you seriously!...........I've just tried it, oh yeah brilliant idea.
MINGELIKER!!!.......OH MINGELIKER!!!!...ARE YOU IN HERE!!...
I kid you not one minute I'm looking for another member from here and the next I'm picking my sorry arse out of the 'crinkle cut chip' freezer section where I landed after being battered by some ugly hairy arsed bloke who clearly didn't think that my shouting in a supermarket in front of his wife and kids was what he wanted to hear.
Security reckon that I will be banned from all their stores nationwide.
Eager this wasn't one of your better ideas!
:giggle: :giggle: Davej......take it from someone who very often has to be seen out in public with him, ES almost NEVER has good ideas ;)
So......er.... did u find Mingeliker after all that? :dunno:
Quote by dambuster
A few weeks ago, someone gave me "the glad eye" Don't worry, I picked it up and rolled it straight back to her.
This is actually a serious question.
Do you still vanilla date?
I don't mean the Saturday night pub/club hunting and chasing. I'm thinking more generally.
I haven't stopped flirting. I still look with an admiring eye when I see somebody attractive/appealing, but seem to stop short of actually pursuing a date opportunity.
This has come to a head for me personally because I actually noticed today that I didn't respond to the same young lady again this morning, in a way that I would have done previously.
There have been other occasions when I've asked myself this question, like in Tesco or a truckstop or MSA, but today; it hit me like a wet kipper round the face. Possibly because if I do have a "type" - this girl fits it to a T.
So - my question is, Do the singles that are actively involved in the swinging "scene" still actively look for dates outside swinging?
I ask it of both males and the girls.
Disclaimer: No - the search button is not my friend. Whenever I search for something; I always get 376 pages. Too much for an old fart to trawl through.
Very thought provoking DB, ya see, I've had the laces on me swinging shoes well and truly knotted for now.... he never mentioned that I couldn't try a vanilla date though :giggle:
P.S Happy anniversary
Quote by hornyred and dino
women love shit like that , pluckin eyebrows, waxing , exfoliate
:lol: Hmmmmm......Eagerslut loves shit like that too! :twisted: :twisted:
I think it was lucy's lovely who commented at Blues last party that there was a lovely pair of painted toe nails sticking out of the bottom of our duvet the following morning.....and they weren't mine!!!! :eeek:
Quote by cu3b4ll
:giggle:
:shock: :shock: :shock:
You saw him too then ;)
:scared: :scared:
:bolt:
Quote by freckledbird
Becos u dint send me a pic 2 reply 2 n I can't be arsed anwerin stuf that int spelt rite n hasnt gor a single fing I wanna c.
Hope that helps!
Gem. x
On the other hand you might just be minging and no-one wants to shag you! :P
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:What they said!!!!
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