Quote by satin
hello.
just to let you know ive left SH and apart from the wigan munch coming up i will NOT be attending ANY SH events in the future.
ive met some really nice genuine people on here and hope to keep in touch by mobile,ive also met a couple of slimy pricks of which im finding it harder and harder not to punch when i meet them so as my son is more important than prison this is a small part of why i must go.
i owe this explanation to the "friends" ive made on here,i dont wanna be deactivated as one day i might wanna come back on but if thats wat the mods wanna do then shit happens.
i wll be going to the village in manchester when i can so i may see some of you from time to time.
to all my friends thanks for a good time and your friendship.
goodbye
satin
xxx

I'm gutted to read this, but I totally respect your choice and reasons for doing so. :therethere:
Never get out to the Village , but hope we'll meet again none the less.
Take care
Kitty xx

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Okay!! Time to fess up!!
Bailiffs started a thread about why they have not received any replies to their ad. In a moment of weakness I thought I would do a URL for them to put into their signature, linking to their ad.
When I tested the link I had intended to preview it, using their thread, but having a MISSCHIEF moment, I posted it instead. My MISSCHIEF tendancies increased then, and I panicked, hitting the delete button in an embarrassing frenzy!! :shock: ops: :oops: :oops:
This of course deleted the post, but then, to my horror, I realised I had pressed the wrong Delete Button and had deleted the whole thread. :shock: :shock: :shock:
I then had to send a series of apologetic PMs in order that they didn't think I was having a Power Crazy moment!! :oops: :oops: :oops: :lol: :lol:
I'll get m'coat!!

assionkiss:
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Sarge - Hope they forgave you!
Can I just spank you for it anyway tho :twisted: :twisted: :oops: :oops:

Quote by Sarah1448
Well Tune found it yet :

Oooooooooooh!!! Can I watch?? ops:

Quote by Sexysteph
Well Tune found it yet :

Oooooooooooh!!! Can I watch?? ops:

Quote by Eagerslut9
He hee!
Parked my truck up (finished early this evening for once), was met by prearrangement by a lovely lady, whisked back to her place, had a bath run for me, and in a minute I'm gonna be fed! :D
And later? :censored: (Mind yer own fecking business! :twisted: )
Dambuster, eat yer heart out. I bet you're stuck in some fecking windswept layby somewhere up in Lancashire, Lincolnshire or maybe paying 12.5 Pounds and sampling the delights of Chievely tonight! :P :P :P
Oooooooooooops! Someone's calling that dinner is ready!
Sign up here for the "Adopt and spoil a trucker scheme" :grin:

Quote by Eagerslut9
There is a link to my email addy in my profile so any member of the site would be able to see it.
I have in the past included my email addy in posts in LMU although I haven't done so for some time now.
I get regular stuff in my junk/spam folder (usually 2 or 3 a day) but just delete 'em without opening 'em.
It's not really a problem for me but I posted this thread because I didn't want people to think it was me. As I said before I never, but NEVER, email anyone on this site as an initial way of getting in touch. I ALWAYS use a PM.

I am on a few other sites but haven't used them for ages. They can do what they like with the photos and ads I've posted (and probably do) but, hey! I am exhibitionist so being in Google is ok with me. :D
Just don't do unsolicited emails, ok?
:grin: :grin: :twisted:
Fuck, it came out in dark blue and some black(not red or my normal blue). Now how did that happen? :undecided: :confused:

You left your "Computing for the Older Generation" book at mine, ya muppet xxx

Quote by Sexysteph
For a whole year I have been very privileged to meet a lot of very nice, gorgeous sexy people. Being part of Swinging heaven is great. You get to meet a whole variety of people sometimes I sit crying with laughter at the humour around the place. Other times I despair when some people try to crap on the site.
THANK YOU SWINGING HEAVEN its a pleasure to be part of such a fantastic community and I hope you will continue to put up with my ramblings for a bit longer
Steph

Steph assionkiss:
Congratulations on your anniversary Hunni
It was lovely to meet you at Blue and Satins :rascal: :twisted: Eagerslut still raves about the massage you gave him
Here's to the next year of posting :bounce: , partying :censored: , munching :eeek: and :swingingchair:
Kitty xxx

Quote by vodka_babe22uk
remember that dogs cock there legs anywhere
lmaoooooooo

He's probably counting on that
:roll:

Quote by dambuster
TSK ! ! ! !
All this talk of hamsters, and not one mention of cling film.
I AM disappointed.
:twisted:

Quote by vodka_babe22uk
it means
no nickers
nite nite
nice nob
no no
hope that helps

He hee :twisted: :twisted: Ya bugger!!!!!

Quote by alspals

Been working in the garden today, ES has just commented on a bare bit of 6ft fence towards the end of the garden and told me to buy some sunflowers to plant there.
Or do I need 'Special' ones ;)

Quote by KitKat
- I just don't think he has got the bottle Kc :angel:

Quote by Dawn_Mids
KcKat remember to wear rubber gloves :eeek:

Quote by KitKat
- I just don't think he has got the bottle Kc :angel:

Quote by KitKat
Can't you make clothes out of stinging nettles? :?
Why not just make him a little green thong? :shock:
lhk
Kat

He's just told me he'd thought of that but wasn't sure he wanted anything stinging his arsehole.......
Now I'm pretty sure that he must experience that on a regular basis if his stories are anything to go by!! :twisted: :twisted:

Quote by Clare_Lincs
Theres some wanking clubs in the LMU perhaps up your street? :grin:

:rotflmao:
:smackbottom: Ya Bugger!!!!!
Try Partners in Bury :happy:
Kitty xx

:grin: Please Miss... :jagsatwork: Can I have some more???
ops:

Quote by Clare_Lincs
Theres some wanking clubs in the LMU perhaps up your street? :grin:

:rotflmao:
:smackbottom: Ya Bugger!!!!!
Try Partners in Bury :happy:
Kitty xx

Quote by Clare_Lincs
When a mate of ours saw a bloke buying a raw chicken and a pot of vaseline we had a good chuckle at that :giggle: