Ice Pie needs urgent help

20 Jun 2005

Some of you have seen the following in the Nottingham munch thread

Quote by 'icepie'
Can I come as Ginger Ice?

Now Ice Pie being the man he is, needs URGENT help with the following, if he is going to achieve wearing 'that' dress!! lol

1. Legs:- can someone help with exfoliating
2. Underarms and chest exfoliating
3. Nails
4. Bra and knickers
5. Stocking and shoes
6. Make up
7. Hair
I want to make sure he is as much like Gerri as possible, so all offers of help would be gratefully recieved. :twisted: rolleyes

20 Jun 2005

what size shoe is he ?

20 Jun 2005

Quote by HornyRed
what size shoe is he ?

Not sure I'll find out, :P
what sort of shoes do you have in mind for him??

20 Jun 2005

Geri used to wear big wedge shoes or boots, will be hard finding a large size confused

20 Jun 2005

I would love to offer my services as the SH Official waxer lol

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So Ginger Pie, bend over, drop em, and brace yourself for a back, sack and crack wax :shock:
Loves to be of service :bounce:

20 Jun 2005

Quote by Alex_Female
I would love to offer my services as the SH Official waxer .
So Ginger Pie, bend over, drop em, and brace yourself for a back, sack and crack wax :shock:
Loves to be of service :bounce:

Good Alex,
after all you exams a bit of light waxing will do you wonders!!!!!!!!!!!
Now what type of wax you gonig to use, that microwavable stuff!!

20 Jun 2005

Quote by Sarah
what size shoe is he ?

Not sure I'll find out, :P
what sort of shoes do you have in mind for him??
confused

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20 Jun 2005

Quote by Sarah
that microwavable stuff!!

Ouch

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20 Jun 2005

Quote by Sarah
I want to make sure he is as much like Gerri as possible, so all offers of help would be gratefully recieved. :twisted:

He's gonna have to shag Chris Evans!!!!! OMG!!!! Poor Bastard!!!

20 Jun 2005

Does he not need any plucking?
I'm up for that.

20 Jun 2005

Quote by HornyRed
that microwavable stuff!!

Ouch

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No that is what Gerri Pie will be saying when Alex get going :twisted:

20 Jun 2005

Quote by Libra+Love
Does he not need any plucking?
I'm up for that.

Eyebrows please

20 Jun 2005

Think I better volunteer for emotional support for Ice smile

20 Jun 2005

I'm good with an epilator...... just ask Eagerslut!! :rascal: :twisted:
..............he's no longer got any ear fluff in sight :shock:

20 Jun 2005

still need hair and make up

20 Jun 2005

still need hair and make up
I can offer my services with the Hair and Make up ............................. we now have a ginger spice !!!

20 Jun 2005

Quote by Sarah
1. Legs:- can someone help with exfoliating
2. Underarms and chest exfoliating
3. Nails
4. Bra and knickers
5. Stocking and shoes
6. Make up
7. Hair
I want to make sure he is as much like Gerri as possible, so all offers of help would be gratefully recieved. :twisted:

You've been talking to that reprobate Kaz, haven't you?
This is a goddam conspiracy and I'm going to... errrr... to....
...waggle my finger very menacingly until.... until... until you've had enough, oh yes, you mark my words! mad

I tried to counter Kaz's threats by saying if she was going to wax my legs, I would pluck her pubes. She said go for it, which is not the correct response:
Fear me! I demand that you fear me!! :taz:
Oh, and I am NOT shagging Chris bloody Evans!!

20 Jun 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
1. Legs:- can someone help with exfoliating
2. Underarms and chest exfoliating
3. Nails
4. Bra and knickers
5. Stocking and shoes
6. Make up
7. Hair
I want to make sure he is as much like Gerri as possible, so all offers of help would be gratefully recieved. :twisted:

As quoted underneath I have organised the waxing, thou apparantly we need handcuffs coz he's not going to come willingly :twisted:
BRA - you can borrow my chicken fillets again ice, they gave you a lovely cleavage if you remember ;)

Quote by Ice Pie
You've been talking to that reprobate Kaz, haven't you?
This is a goddam conspiracy and I'm going to... errrr... to....
...waggle my finger very menacingly until.... until... until you've had enough, oh yes, you mark my words!
I tried to counter Kaz's threats by saying if she was going to wax my legs, I would pluck her pubes. She said go for it, which is not the correct response:
Fear me! I demand that you fear me!! :taz:
!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: who you calling names, you dont frighten me duel

:duel:

:lol:

20 Jun 2005

Just emailed Chris Evans ....................... he says he is interested !!!

20 Jun 2005

Right Blonde you are on hair and make up
Now we need the rigfht outfit etc who can help here
Gerri Pie none of this is gonig to hurt, just let kaz start work :twisted:

20 Jun 2005

Quote by Sarah
Right Blonde you are on hair and make up
Now we need the rigfht outfit etc who can help here
Gerri Pie none of this is gonig to hurt, just let kaz start work :twisted:

just making it

20 Jun 2005

ummm, can I help Kaz with the waxing please?
Sarge can vouch for my waxing skills :twisted:

20 Jun 2005

Quote by Kit
ummm, can I help Kaz with the waxing please?
Sarge can vouch for my waxing skills :twisted:

yep Kit I'm sure she wolud like help

20 Jun 2005

Right.................just been told............no ordered to get in here to offer my services to do make up for Ice Pie!! :twisted: :giggle:
rolleyes

Avon to the rescue huh!!

20 Jun 2005

Oh dear, what a shame; It appears I have overlooked a prior engagement. No, honestly. Really. Errrrrrr.
You're not falling for it are you? confused

20 Jun 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
Oh dear, what a shame; It appears I have overlooked a prior engagement. No, honestly. Really. Errrrrrr.
You're not falling for it are you?

grabs Ice by the scruff of his neck and hauls him back in hereNow Ice - stay still whilst I do a quick recce of your hairyness to guage how much wax will be needed :twisted:
Ummm, you might need to bend over a bit too if we are going to go for a genuine Gerri look :shock:

20 Jun 2005

Quote by Sarah
ummm, can I help Kaz with the waxing please?
Sarge can vouch for my waxing skills :twisted:

yep Kit I'm sure she wolud like help
oooooo thanks for the offer, gonna need some help, he's very hairy, you start on the left and i'll do the right working from toes upwards wink

20 Jun 2005

I have organised the waxing, thou apparantly we need handcuffs coz he's not going to come willingly :twisted:
i have got the handcuffs :P

20 Jun 2005

Quote by tjandchris
I have organised the waxing, thou apparantly we need handcuffs coz he's not going to come willingly :twisted:
i have got the handcuffs :P

tj you helping kit and i with the waxing wink

:wink: oooo ice your in for a treat lol

:lol:
do you want the fillets by the way?

20 Jun 2005

Quote by kazswallows
I have organised the waxing, thou apparantly we need handcuffs coz he's not going to come willingly :twisted:
i have got the handcuffs :P

tj you helping kit and i with the waxing wink

:wink: oooo ice your in for a treat lol

:lol:
do you want the fillets by the way?
Oh yes, the fillets. The exfoliating, DNA sampling chicken slices. Only you could have got such a sadistic idea from such an unfortunate event. You are a truly evil and bizarre person. :twisted:
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