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Lazeeboy
Over 90 days ago
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Quote by t&t
Hey, Dawn is so engrossed on another thread, I don't think she's noticed this one ........... so what shall we do .............. bolt

Raid it!
Party?Party
(Lazee wanders in and doffs his cap)
Good evening ladies,a thread full of women with MY reputation!
Lb wink
Quote by ben_1984
She doesn't no. Why?

mmmm a fisherman methinks.
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Quote by cu3b4ll
I have a sneaking suspicion:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/31346.html
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Kinda thought that stirred the few remainin brain cells.
"What the fuck happened to originallity for fuck sake?" (Oscar Wilde :wink: )
Ha ha made meself laugh then.
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Quote by flapjackboy
I knew you were going to say that. lol

So did I!
Spooky or what?
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Quote by freckledbird
The term 'blow job' derives from years ago when prostitutes would offer 'below jobs' to describe what we now know as a blow job. Apparently.
Bev
xx

'tis true.
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Quote by ben_1984
Totally genuine - one 20 year old male who has never been able to complete oral sex no matter who it has been with. I would really like to as I love oral but it has never happened.
is this a problem?

I have,it aint half good.
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Quote by racer3
just got me too. 275 quid for connecting to a place called tuvalu. bastards!!

Owwwch!
mmm,seems so,so I shall take my rapier like wit for a dip in the surf.
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Oh man that's it,I am totally fucked now :eeek:
Has my brain suddenly got smaller?
Confused or what?
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Quote by Sgt Bilko
what can i get u St Bilko dunno

That Cement in Celluloid sounded nice.......... confused :? :? :? lol
Ok I'm officially confused now.
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Work weird hours,mostly 24hr shifts,seem to get loads of free never go back to 9 to 5.
But hey I'm even quitting that soon for no work at all!
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Quote by Composer
Just joined as Newbie & saying hello
It's late & I am up still working, anyone else in the same boat in London

Hey man :welcome: ,excuse my friends responses,they get a bit"Tired"around this time.
So tell me about this boat ya live on.
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Quote by steve-shireen
Perhaps shutting the curtains might have been a better way to go about it..............
Especially in front of an entrance to a childrens playgroup.

What he said.
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Quote by Vix
I got it Vix!
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Cheers chicken. I think I'll get that air fare with you after all. rolleyes
surenuff!
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Quote by johnneuk1
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I,am what I,am ,happy with my body and mind, loon confused:
accepted what i,ve got dissmissed the things I can never have rolleyes
So can you say I,am what I,am or would you change things :?:
talking body& mind wise , wink
:thumbup:
:wink: not material things like cars homes money :roll:

ok serious answer?
Personally I'm happy in my own skin,ok,I'd like a bigger cock,more muscles and the wit of Oscar but I've long accepted they aint gonna happen.I think that sometimes people try to compensate for their own perceptions of themselves due to peer and cultural pressures,which is maybe part of growing up.
I guess it's a peace of mind thing,but it's great when you find it.
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Fuck!Runnin out of baccy now!
Fucking country!
Glad I'm leavin. wink
Can't even blame the Tories anymore.
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Or - "lick my pussy and my crack". umm - radio 1 - play a different version of that!
Why's that then? wink
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Quote by sugapinkspicered
Aww thanks scandal - i really enjoyed writing that - i think i might dig my diaries out and type up some more escapades! :twisted:
Lazeeboy - my best gig was watching Manic street preachers in Manchester last year and i'm looking forward to seeing oasis later this year in southampton. i'm mainly into indie stuff but i enjoy dance events like creamfields and gatecrasher (got fucked in there a couple of years ago, up against a speaker the vibrations kept me tingling all night! redface ) too........
vee

Never seen the Welsh wizards,seen the twice 't realise they were touring again .Last gig was Counting Crows last to self:Get off this fucking computer and get out more!!
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Quote by AndyS-NE
Fuck it,going up the offy!
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ok the stopwatch is on - last post at - how long will it take.
I say 15m minutes - anyone else fancy a guess?
ok BAK!
Time please?!
Fucking freezin out there!
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Ok so you can phone up and order a chinese,curry,pizza why can't you order beer?
FFs it's cold out there and I really fancy a beer.
Gap in the market?
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Hey Vee :welcome: .What's your best gig then?
Lb :love: Resident musicman.
Quote by MikeNorth
Strange these urban myths aint they wink

And it's official, see:
THAT'S got to be embarassing!
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