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14 Nov 2009

Yes your wondering what the `perve counter` is dunno

dunno

?
Its the amount of times other users have looked at your profile . Its on the old home page but not on the new one . Unless i really should have gone to spec savers ,and stand corrected.
We have been using it for a bit of fun to compare who has been perved at the most, considering mrs leics now has her own profile (so we can both chat) she has closed the gap very quickly as you would expect ! :sad:

14 Nov 2009

Mrs leics has one , i call the "pink sparkley thing " , as its got glitter in the shaft !

12 Nov 2009

HAPPY BIRTHDAY and thanks for having us over for a good laugh last night xxxxxxxxxxx
See you & the cross dressing chef soon lol

8 Nov 2009

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
I have to say, I'd give a lot of it away.

Sorry, if you are after a serious answer, then yes, I think you could make a lot of people very happy, in so much as you could take away any financial worries they may have. It would be a fantastic thing to be able to do.
I would love to be able to put an amount away for nephews and neices so they had something for when they got older. Love to pay off the mortgage for friends and familes, but most of all, I would want to help some friends of ours who lost their buiness and virtually everthing they had when he had an accident a few years back. They are a brilliant couple (and would be so shocked if they knew we were swingers) and to be able to make life easier for them, would be brilliant.
Even if you banked the money and gave away the interest each year (although it isnt much at the moment) you could help a lot of people and make life so much easier for them.
Awwww Bless xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

8 Nov 2009

Quote by two-4-more
I`m not a greedy person BUT ........wish it was us that won , we`d be happy with Â£10 million
The usual list would be of course
keep it a secret from those scrounging so call friends
Give up work
Big house with stables for mrs-leics
Flash cars
Separate annex for kids !!!
Electric gates to keep the `jovos` out
Private bar done like a country Pub with draught beer for our `swingingheaven` parties
What else ????

if we won we'd pay to fix your hot tub lol
Ahh Ha Two`s its fixed , at a cost of !
But since your offering ........................ lol

7 Nov 2009

I`m not a greedy person BUT ........wish it was us that won cool

cool

, we`d be happy with Â£10 million biggrin

biggrin

The usual list would be of course
keep it a secret from those scrounging so call friends
Give up work
Big house with stables for mrs-leics
Flash cars
Separate annex for kids !!!
Electric gates to keep the `jovos` out
Private bar done like a country Pub with draught beer for our `swingingheaven` parties
What else ????

5 Nov 2009

Get well soon Rach .
They probably got you on same drugs i was given with my breathing problem , we can compare prescritions lol
Hugs Gray & Kerry

1 Nov 2009

We went to a party last night & fook me 2 other blokes had same idea as me , white coverals plastered in blood (red paint)! mad

mad

1 Nov 2009

When i read the `skill fade` in the forum ,i knew it would be a `squaddie who posted it`
smile

smile

The only skill fade you get with sex is `sexual fitness`. Luckly after an illness i`m working hard to get mine back with the help of mrs leics and a few close `friends`, i`m currently doing very well redface

redface

1 Nov 2009

I like to see undies & bra`s thrown all over our bedroom floor with their owners on the bed naked with us redface

redface

29 Oct 2009

ffs , will have to change my signature for all the deliveries. redface

redface

Quote by travlinmanukok
I have recognised a few in Leicester where I live
but leave it down to discretion and not introducing myself.
As a courier i have to have a good memory so faces arnt a problem.
trav..

29 Oct 2009

Bloody phones !!
Wish you can try before you buy ! Everytime i change my phone it takes me ages to get into the `swing` of what it does besides making calls & texts
We curently have
Nokia N95 , love it to bits & can use it dead easy. Just like most nokia`s
iphone 3G , mrs leics , nicked this off me !! She loves it, great touch screen & she has downloaded loads of stuff , we have unlimited web use on O2 sim only plan
Blackberry Curve , i had it 3 weeks , not a great fan , i have fat fingers & this has little keys , seems to be suited to `yuppies` with little fingers & lots of time to get their yuppie` mates to show them how it works lol
Only good feature i have used it MSN on my phone , beats text sex lol

22 Oct 2009

I find them funny as fook !!!
But then i get told off for laughing redface

redface

22 Oct 2009

Quote by annie_19704
This is a subject that can be debated till the cows come home,it's a personal preference to each person.
I prefer bald as I hate getting hairs stuck round my tongue bar (that makes me gag lol).
I also prefer neatly trimmed men tho...hate to see an over grown cock lol.....but as I say thats just my personal prefernce.

Didnt know you had seen us naked Annie redface

redface

18 Oct 2009

Happy Birthday Stocks , hope Julia has got beer on tap for you instead of running back & forth to the fridge every 5 mins !!!!

18 Oct 2009

Quote by Sandybeach1
I must admit i have on the odd occassion, thing is i always wee before i get in anyway, it must just be the running water that sets my bladdder off again

That reminds me not to put the air jets on in the Hot Tub when sandy comes round!!!!!! smackbottom

smackbottom

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30 Sep 2009

Quote by Kinky_K_01
Me me me me me and I'll bring the ruler
Kinks xxxxxxxxxxxxx
ERrrrr i`ll pass on that , but i`m wondering how big your `magic wand` is ?????

29 Sep 2009

Not wanting to be a bore , but the ford focus is in the top three best selling cars in the UK. So chances are alot of swingers own one .
But we have a Mazda Bongo convertered into camper, which you saw at `swing camp` lol , an Isuzu Trooper 4x4 & mrs Leics has a ford cargo horsebox !
So we do own a ford cool

cool

28 Sep 2009

Quote by Mrs-leics
Yes please Try, we are both available for this. xx

Thats just two of us ,not 4 lol :taz:

28 Sep 2009

Me me me me me and I'll bring the ruler evil

evil

Kinks xxxxxxxxxxxxx[/quote
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Your ruler is banned for this one , you can bring your magic wand tho! :thumbup:

26 Sep 2009

How long to get ready !!!!!
Mrs Leics started to get ready at 1730hrs , we are not leaving till 1930hrs & it takes 20 mins to get to Cov from leics!!
So watching the newcastle game before i get ready !!

26 Sep 2009

Happy Birthday Mrs Tins :cheers:

25 Sep 2009

Mrs Leics said if i put anything on this post she would rip my balls off ! smackbottom

smackbottom

23 Sep 2009

There are some good comments to be honest but like someone said before its supply and demand , a bit of a harsh phase to use in this context.
I think it would be a good idea to offer a `loyality card ` scheme , not like a tesco points card (lol)but say visit the club 4 times get in free for the next or offer a free entrance at a special event.
Something to reward the loyal singles.
Comments please

23 Sep 2009

Quote by welikesinglemen
That ad where theres supposed to be 80 cars hidden in it...wayyyyy too fast to find them.
The fat solicitor bloke who is going to Make them pay you compensation, he scares me !
Michael Winner advertising insurance.
The cillit bang man, why doe she shout ?
I could go on, but I won't !

For a second weee , we thought you said ` CLIT BANG MAN`!!!
We not seen that one yet lol
Must have sex on the brain redface

redface

23 Sep 2009

We chill out in our Hot Tub.
Only a 10sec walk to the top of the garden and we are there!
Door Locked , music playing , drink to hand & just lie there chatting & being massaged by the water jets!
Heaven! cool

cool

22 Sep 2009

Quote by midsprincess
ok i confess yes it is my birthday and i think we should have jelly and ice cream but not in a bowl in a blow up pool oh what fun that woulds be. who thinks it could be fun?

I will only have a light meal before so i have room for my jelly & ice cream
Do i bring my own spoon or just lick it off ? lol

lol

20 Sep 2009

Can you add us to the list please XXXXXXX
won`t be there till early evening tho

18 Sep 2009

Please form orderly queue behind the bike shed ..............ladies first of course ! kiss

kiss

Quote by Mrs-leics
Sooooooooooooo many kisses! who do I collect them off first? hmm!
Thank you for the good wishes,see you all at Cov on the 26th
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

17 Sep 2009

You sneaky thing you , makes me look bad when my post is near the bottom of the list !

Quote by Gurlonloan
:rose: Hee hee :rose:
Happy Birthday Sexy Lady .....
Wishing you a good one !
Loves
Gurly