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Leics
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 57
Bisexual Female, 57
UK

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awwwww I hope you get well soon
xxxxxx
Kerry (and Gray) but mostly me lol
Quote by GnV
Shit...
I thought this was a vote for whether brucie should be banned (again, if he hasn't already) :doh:
Poor brucie.. he does take some stick, doesn't he :lol2:

I'm glad it's not just me that had that thought lol I think i need to get out more redface
Happy Birthday Clare , loved the bunny outfit last night , but i think matt`s pants stole the show wink
Hugs Graham & Kerry
Cocky are you going to grow those rude shaped carrots & potatoes that the supermarkets dont sell???
Cant beat a carrot that has grown a `willy` lol
Cant reconise who you are as your boobs are covered sillyhwoar:
Try can you change mrs Leics to Mr & Mrs Leics , as i dont want to be labeled as `mrs Leics` even if she thinks i am dressing up in womens clothes .............she better think again !
Quote by Gurlonloan
can i book me corner please

I`d stay out of the corner for once :twisted:
If i say what we have done in 2009 , mrs leics will be writing in next years thread on same subject.
"beat Mr leics"
But seriously we have had a great start to 2009 , first club , first house party, first social but then dropped off due to illness & work commitments, but 2010 looking good !
The one thing i hate about new year eve is, when its midnight and the new year has begun. Complete strangers who stink of BO want to shake your hand or kiss you and link arms singing. To be honest i just want to get another beer in !drinkies
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Ohhh I love to be called a sexy slut at the right time, preferably while being taken from behind and spanked :angel: I even go for sexy dirty bitch :twisted:

So thats what the noise was at camp , i thought it was mr Bwm unable to start his motorbike
Home alone as well , but not having as much fun as that little git in the film :sad:
My list of jobs done so far this morning at 1135am
Collected all the cups and plates from around the house
Washed up
Emptied the bin & put out boxes for recycling
Washed the car , as its covered in salt !
Picked up the dog mess off the lawn (using a spade of course)
Restocked my beer fridge in summerhouse
Checked the hot tub water for chemical balance (added more PH)
Checked mouse traps in summerhouse , as the little bleeders like the warm !
Then treated myself to a cuppa tea !coffee
No rest for the wicked eh
Also if i never did the above , Mrs Leics will spank my arse ! smackbottom
Ffs dont encourage him ! :twisted:
Dean is bad enough as he is without introducing him to youtube .
Birthday suits for us , unless its bloody freezing & mrs leics put on her satin nightie. But i always sleep in the buff regardless of conditions , very hot blooded !
Lassy , now tell the good folks in the forum what you fell over ! Or i will wink
Do you just love blackmail lol
Happy Birthday Mr News , hope you have a gingerly good day wink
Happy Birthday Dean , is planty`s birthday the same ? dont want him feeling left out !
Must be gluttons for punishment but please pop us down for another fun packed night xxxx
Does that mean PK is getting a pole for xmas? and we are not talking about the type that picks turnips in Lincolnshire !
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Hi is it possible to add us down for the cov social please smile xx

Can we swap wigs lol :lol:
be nice to meet you pair in person
I (Mr Leics) does the most cooking , infact we had `swinging friends` round last night for dinner ,which i cooked in front of them in the kitchen diner ,whilst Mrs Leics & `friends` drank wine. I cooked a nice little Italian dish with a yummy by a naked soak in the Hot Tub !
OOOer you kept that quiet , we could have given you the bumps in the jelly last week !!!!
Have a good day but dont let mr Justa out drink you lol
Hugs Mr & Mrs leics xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Congratulations from Mr & Mrs Leics . xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Does this mean i cant send you any dirty jokes , now your a `
married` lady lol
I used to buy a ticket without fail for the first few years , but when the jackpots declined & we never won , we lost interest. But we did always do the `rollovers` lol
The most we won was £72 with 4 numbers & had 3 lots of £10. Cant remember what we spent the £72 on , probably alchol :cheers:
But now the Euromillions is here we do that instead , not won yet banghead
Oh i won £8 on a scratch card 3 months ago

Happy birthday Ali xxxxxxxxx
See you later
Hugs Gray & Kerry
Quote by Gurlonloan
gurlies and guys i needs your help......
can we make sure that we have penty of jellyyyyyyyyy so that the jelly fighting can commence and all have a blast.....
girls bring a bikini if you dnt want to get your sexy outfit dirty and nor do you desire to go naked in the pool (i won't mind if you want to go nakid lol)
secondly does anyone have spare hardwaring waterproof sheets that can go on the flooring if so could they pm as really do need something to put down so that the jelly doesn't go on the floor in chams
Regards
Gurlly
Empty the Jacuzzi and have the jelly in there , be alot cleaner & more fun
:taz: :bounce: :sticky:
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Aaaahhh, I've read this wrong :doh:
The actual number thing.
Yes.
:doh:

Get a brew & put your legs up lol , you need a rest xxx
Love is ..........sleeping in the damp patch ! blast
Love is ..........confusing as fook dunno
Love is ..........buying Mrs Leics flowers ,when i have not done anything wrong :rose: