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Libra__Love
Over 90 days ago
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In contrast to my 50 ways to leave your lover thread I've put this one up in appreciation of our swing partners lol
So here goes.....
passionkiss Mysterybob...special place :love: for you always.
sillyassionkiss: worship kiss Marms, to me you're the blue print of an "honest single male" swinger. I'm glad I met you.
A certain couple :passionkiss: thank you thank you thank you
And to my special girls :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
And the final way to leave your lover?
Tell them they are a cheating lying scumbag, amoeba beneath your feet and you've nothing left to say!
Quote by midlandsman1970
Im a man so im stupid but this is my opinion,

Why would you call yourself stupid just because you're a man? dunno
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Isnt a SWINGING PATNER just that, someone you go swinging with, not a boyfriend or girlfriend wife or husband and if someone SAYS they have found another Swinging Partner then SO WHAT ?? find another yourself !

Depends on the agreement between the parties concerned. And relationships can move on to other levels as the "playing" goes along, eg asking your swing partner to go on the pill 'cause you don't want to use condoms.
Quote by midlandsman1970
Why all the bitterness over it? Doesnt NSA mean No Strings Attached !!

No one is bitter. A little pissed off yes, but no more than that.
Quote by midlandsman1970
I have my life and i have my Swinging Lifestyle and never the twain shall meet im not looking to surf the gene pool for the next Mrs Right, im just here to have fun and make friends along the way who i can swing with from time to time.
Sniping at one another gets all of us nowhere and will certainly make it more difficult for those involved to make new friends in the future.

I'm not looking to get involved, God forbid rolleyes
And why should the men behaving badly be protected?
PS Not bitter, warped or twisted.
Very happy infact lol
Erm....for the record this thread is not about me or my personal situation.
I can honestly say for the first time I am truly happier than I have ever been. My life is fucking fantastic! :bounce: And no de sade, I don't swing....(well only with some people :twisted: )
But I do say what I see. And some of the ways single guys leave, leaves a lot to be desired (or not confused ).
Thought they could use the inspiration.
No pussy-footing here...we spit it out and expect the same back.
True words never harmed no friendship. If it does, it never was.
Put yours and some random female's name down for a munch already booked by you and (ex) swing partner.
Quote by Happy Cats
1. Put them on msn block
2. Ignore all phone calls, pm's and text messages untill they go away
3. Arrive at pre-arranged meet with someone else.
Please add yours......

You could be a coward and do all 3!
No, sorry thats ridiculous.
Happy Cats, can you say the ridiculous bit again?
But this time really loud and bould please lol
Quote by Sarah
oh dear, something happened I should know about?????????
I am VERY fond of my swinging partner and my other swinging friends.
Carn't we have a day when we are all nice to each other? please

Yes something happened, and we all sympathised with HIM when he was hurting....but then he conducts himself as a cad.
So why be nice?
That's why the girlies are always getting played for fools on here, because nobody wants to speak up.
We're not mentioning names.......
1. Put them on msn block
2. Ignore all phone calls, pm's and text messages untill they go away
3. Arrive at pre-arranged meet with someone else.
Please add yours......
I have a mate who's bf riled her last week (she should chuck him out really). While he was off doing his own thing till God knows what time in the morning, she lobbed a brick through his car back window.
FFS...Why does it always happen to us she proclaimed when he discovered it.
And then she found out it was due for a mot the very next day. :lol2:
wave Paula
Quote by Wishmaster
If it's not too much of a hassle....... can you add me & leedslass to the guest list... tks Sarah

Who's leedslass?
And shouldn't you let your other swinging partner know it's over first?
:thumbup: Spot on.
And especially beware of those who are honestly taking the piss and just spewing lines till they get what they want.....
There are a few of them about.
Quote by roger743
Mine is still the better option, isn't it Rog wink

I don't trust you not to put the phone down and do something else while I'm busy screaming though. evil
It's hands-free, that's guaranteed :wink:
Reminds me of the time we talked :censored: into putting his dick into the vacuum cleaner :shock: rotflmao
Switch it off.... Switch it off... Swith it offf....
Oh.... memories rolleyes :giggle:
Quote by tallnhairy
OK the comp will now be open until MONDAY as I have a few peeps I know want to enter (Like Mrs TnH who is away) and only 1 pair of hands smile I am away this weekend, but next week I will dig up the thread, add any last minute avatars, and then finally add a poll so we can all vote...
Prize, an animated mini banner saying you got the best animated boobies...
Thanks to all those who took part, your efforts I know have cheered many peoples days.

I'd love to offer you another pair of hands :mrgreen:
wave Bi girl here looking for an angel please....apply within :angel:
Angel offering services too ...get back via pm :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by roger743
Anyone know a good way to stop yourself from throwing your computer out of your window and hitting it repeatedly with a large sledgehammer, whilst screaming "Take that you uncooperative pile of crap!!!"?

Yeah...call me and scream prophanaties into my ear wink
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Hi All,
Can anyone instruct us in how to switch pictures on our avatar. We would like to have multiple pictures rotating evey couple of seconds or so.
Yes we really are that thick lol .
shad.

Shad?
Bloody hell girl :shock: from your last avatar I had you pegged as an old man with a ws fetish.
Just look at you girl sillyhwoar:
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Thanks guys.
methylated at this time of night.....where? dunno

got an asda nearby?
oh, i thought of another solution too - move furniture/buy rug biggrin
If I move the furniture it'll reveal the paint stain I put there when the carpets where about 2 months old confused
Sorry :censored: lol
Thanks guys.
methylated spirits at this time of night.....where? dunno
Stuff it....tell me more about insurance. That way I can settle down on my couch and deal with it tomorrow wink lol