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Libra__Love
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Quote by Kitty
From ReadersDigest...
Spoon up deposit; avoid spreading the stain. Moisten a pad of cotton wool with amyl acetate or acetone (non-oily nail varnish remover), and dab on affected area. Use it only in a well-ventilated room, and do not smoke. Do not use oil nail varnish removers - usually the more expensive brands. First test on a hidden corner of the carpet as the acetone may damage man-made fibres. Use as little as possible, as over-soaking can damage the backing. Remaining traces of colour can be removed with methylated spirit. Apply a dry-cleaning solvent if necessary.

Thanks kitty/
Stupid me used nail varnish remover confused sad
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Libra__Love
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I tried nail polish remover. Will that count against me with the insurance? sad
Edit/ I'm rude...sorry...thanks for the advice
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Lock me if you have to...just don't delete....help needed...please pm me.
Beige carpets.....red nail polish.....
HELP QUICK...PLEASE...PLEASE....PLEASE!!!!
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Quote by freckledbird
Noooooo, don't apologise, it wasn't OT. Just waiting for people to take the piss now lol

Not gonna take the piss 'cause we genuinely learned something here. Even dyslexics did. Thanks. I admit, I wouldn't have even known how to ask the question.
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Libra__Love
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Excuse me but I'm bored and I've been surfing the net and it seems our Marms does get about a bit.... wink
Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?!
I thought you knew...
Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg?
No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!
Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
Do you take it up the ass?
Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?
Excuse me, have I fucked you yet?
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
Go up to a someone at a bar or a dance and ask her: do you want a fuck... (wait for a second gauging her reaction)...ing drink?
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to?
Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck? HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
Hey Baby! I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag!
Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?
Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?
Hi, do you want to have my children? (assuming the answer is 'no'), OK then, can we just practice?
Hi, I'm a tawdry slut looking for a good time.
Hi, I'm not trying to pressure you, I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; and by the way, you have my consent.
I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
I must expel some seminal fluid. May I use your body?
I want to thank you for , grab your ankles bitch!
I'm gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there.
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked.
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
I wish you were a screen door..... So I can slam you all day long!
Let's go get liquored up and each other.
I'd like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart...
Hey! Wanna play war? (replies)WHAT? (you)Yea, I lay on the ground and you blow the fuck outta me!
My dick's been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?
If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you fuck me? (if she says no) say Good, because mine is 8 inches.
Hey good lookin', whatcha got cookin'? Nuthin could be finer than the taste of your vagina!
Dah, wanna see my dink?
(silently mouth) I want a fig newton.
Do you wanna lick my tongue?
Do you like apples? (Yes.) How about I take you home and fuck the shit out of you. How do like them apples?
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Libra__Love
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I'm new in town...could I have directions to your house?
Does this cloth smell of chloroform to you?
You might as well sleep with me, because I am going to tell all your mates that you did anyway
Come on...you'll do
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too
You with those curves, and me with no brakes
Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?
But I always find my "Business Card" works well...
Quote by Business Card
Excuse me, I am the shy silent type.
I was wondering if you'd like to go to bed with me tonight.
If the answer is yes keep this card.
If it is no kindly return it as they are costly to reproduce.
P.S. You don't have to say yes, just smile
lol
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Quote by marmalaid
I thought DP was something to do with your personal hygiene...
Dirty Penis confused

Why does it have to be about MY PH?
If the crust fits...
Ah....I see you're already wearing it wink
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Quote by outdoorfun
Probably too far, for you, Pink Princess
but the best we know is just a few miles from here
Sandwich Bay is accessed through the town of Sandwich. It's a long strip of sand dunes, sometimes frequented by swingers towards the evenings - it is about 15 minutes hike from the car park at the gates to the Prince's Golf club.
Well worth a visit for good soft sands running out intothe relativeley warm waters of the bay.
details from us if you need them
The Kent Host

Now you tell us evil
Marms....did you know about this :twisted:
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Quote by Silk and Big G
Lets not be unfair to the girls . After all their vision when driving is often impaired , a scientific study at CalTech in the states showed that most women see the road similar to the picture below.

Yip, that's the sort of sign posting needed for me.
I don't drive at the moment so I have a driver and he twists and turns the A-Z around in his lap in the direction we are going. So, not only the girlies do that!
And at least us stupid woman have the good sense to stop and ask for directions if we're lost. What part of the brain is responsible I wonder? lol
As for the perephrehial vision thing, bull! You blokes just have to catch sight of a short skirt out the corner of your eye and your head's spinning around so damn fast you're giving yourself whip-lash!
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Quote by Dino.
it really isnt that hard, ive got myself a pile of disposable plates, plastic knives, forks n spoons. Im not gonna wear clothes during the day so they will be cleaner for longer, put a sleeping bag on the bed so the sheets wont need washing/ changing etc, sending the washing to the launderette and getting a service wash( includes ironing)and the day before she comes home, ive got a cleaner coming round for £20,,,, Sorted biggrin wink gives me time to watch the Ausses get whooped

So you haven't told the missus I'm coming to stay?
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Quote by Silk and Big G
I always thought it meant Like Oral? Loveit!
Knew it was too good to be true. rolleyes
Which now begs the question....
Have I been to forward :haha:

We thought it stood for Lick Over Libra
I like your version better.
Yes please :grin: :mrgreen:
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I always thought it meantLike Oral?Loveit!
Knew it was too good to be true. rolleyes
Which now begs the question....
Have I been to forward :haha:
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Quote by Possum

so size does matter
you want length and girth ..you dont want much do you
going for a horse dick transplant redface

I NEVER settle for second best :P
I have to say that a small cock being presented to you after a nice, thick 9" one the previous day is more than a let down... it's a right turn off... sorry... so, I'm shallow...oops :!:
But if it's big it's got to be firm!
Also had the de-boned leg of lamb type big. evil Feels like it's falling out.
surprisedops: :oops: Too graphic.....again confused
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Quote by SXBOY
so size does matter
you want length and girth ..you dont want much do you
going for a horse dick transplant redface

I NEVER settle for second best :P
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Look, cock is cock and mostly I don't have a problem with size, it's who's controlling it and how. But must say, big ones, bulbous at the base...yes please :grin:
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Quote by blonde
of course it does hun.....
do u take me for a complete blonde ( i am blonde today as i havent washed out the blonde spray from last nite)
MikeC

Oi......................... whats wrong with being blonde ?
It only becomes a problem when it's not out of the bottle
:giggle: bolt
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Libra__Love
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:welcome:
You've come to the right place. Join the chat in the cafe and put your name down for some munches and you'll be more than just a little addicted in no time at all wink
Have fun!
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Quote by lynx28
In a vase on the front window?

:thumbup: Good idea.
Think I'll give those delicate tail thingys the once over with hairspray too, to keep them in place. Then sit back and wait for the offers to come in :twisted:
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Well if you're anything like me you'll wait for someone else to take the inititative rolleyes redface :lol2:
Relax, meet somewhere public for that all important first drink, then just go with the flow if it feels right.
Good luck, enjoy and don't forget.......
We want to see the piccies. :twisted:
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Quote by equi-princess
Libra...... it is possible that you are as intuitive as you are wise........say nothing more......lol
equi-princess xxx

Very delicately put.
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Thank you thank you thank you Sarah and her little helpers. So glad you guys kept this going.
I've sorted the kids with the ex and bought my bus ticket. Now all I need is a list of hotels.
Whey-hey! :bounce:
By the time it comes round I'll be like a caged animal so all beware :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Quote by sexymale21
5. 'I am.' is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

"I am" is the shortest sentence in the Bible.
"I do" is just as short in sentence structure as " I am" lol
See...bottle blonde wink
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I look into my crystal ball and think I see..........
The lady is already captivated. And see's him in all replies wink
Don't blame me....blame the ball...I just tell what I see
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