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Libra__Love
Over 90 days ago
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Mmmmmm......nice nips :lickface:
I wanted to have my nipples and my hood pierced, but after the disaster of having my tongue pierced I'd rather not.
My gums started bleeding, I got ear infection, swollen glands and a sore throat. The infectin worked itself through me (thanks smoking muff for you advise and medical knowledge) causing my tummy to burn every time I ate and then I had the problem with farting every time I coughed and it got worse :shock:
So no, as nice as those piercings are no more for me.
I'lll enjoy piercings on partners instead :twisted:
Hi and :welcome:
Hope you smell better than your name suggests. If not please sit over there >>>>>>>>>>>>>
somewhere.
Quote by tiggs
Heh good I hoped so ;) The nursey one. Nicely packaged!

:P But the eggs get to stay, expecially for TnH and his bouncy boobies avatar thread.
Sorry for the hijack onlyme1981
Quote by tiggs
Hahaha Libra+Love - i simply mean't that it's not just the body that counts. I find that sometimes slim chicks can be a bit self interested and so dont have as much fun. There are plenty that arent of course! hahaha. lol Size doesn't really matter that much, as you said yourself biggrin
And nice Avatar btw ;)

:lol: Playing with you babe. Did not seriously take offense. Promise, you'll know when I do wink
And ta for the comp....the nurse or the eggs? :haha:
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Do you find that your tastes have broadened over time?
Yup! I think I've always had a lot of ideas over the years and as time goes on you get to try a few of them and then you get more ideas ! It's also about understanding that sex is fun and being able to have sex without it being more, or rather at least without expecting more.
Do you participate in activities now that you wouldn't have before?
Yes I think that's probably true. It's hard to say, again time adds to what you'll try with experience.
Do you go with the same type of people looks wise or do you look for something different?
I like all sorts. Obviously I think most people would love to have sex with hotties, but they're not usually the ones that are best at sex. They can be a little uptight. If you're a size 16 rather than a size 12, (or whatever), sometimes you're just less up yourself and prepared to have more fun. I try not to judge books by their covers and just enjoy experiences. Of course I still love to look at slim cute ladies, but when it comes to having fun there's a lot more to it than just the body!
Tiggs smile

Scratches tiggs off her maybe list :notes: and takes her head out from up her size 8 self.
I remember way back when the first ex hubby use to do things to me in my sleep. So one night I tied him to the bed when he was drunk and beat him with the broomstick. :shock:
Does that count?
Do you find that your tastes have broadened over time?
Absolutely! I'm not as shallow as I use to be (sexybriefs where are you?). Give me child-like playfulness over looks anyday please.
Do you participate in activities now that you wouldn't have before?
:rascal: :grin:
Oh yes....
Do you go with the same type of people looks wise or do you look for something different?
Well I've had the 20 stone body-builder and the 23 stone fat man. Who knew fat could be so much fun. I was like a kid on an amusment ride :twisted:
And the oldest person I see regularly is a very sweet 68 year old gentleman. So yes, I'd say my taste have change, boundries have been moved and there's always something new waiting to be explored just around the corner.
Great idea! :twisted:
But I think I'll sit this one out.....animated fried eggs aint quiet the sizzle factor you're looking for, I don't think :cry:
But I do love titties, so come on girls, let's see those bouncing boobies......pleeeeaaaase! :grin:
My ex took away my car. In less than a year I dropped from size 16 to size 8.
Eat only when you're hungry, drink loads of water and walk more. Walking's easier than trying to make time for excercise anyway.
Good luck with it.
And to answer this thread seriously.....
I believe it's a combination of the forums and the munches which have made SH such a success.
The cafe is warm and friendly (for the most part) with diverse conversation and humour, but because so many have met and know each other personally the sense of community comes through on the forum. I remember as a newbie wanting to be part of it too.
Yeah sure we have inner fighting and things kick off every now and again, but we're a caring supportive community too.
Can it be duplicated?
I'm still enjoying this one too much to be arsed to look for anything else that may or may not even come close.
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LMAOOOOOO
That was one of the milder videos then .....????
There are two more that we have ..... one where she ... *ahem* inserts her fist ..... and another where some guy in the audience has a strap on on his head and she drags him out of the audience and shags his head.
:shock: redface :shock: surprisedops: :shock: :oops:
Cx

Try it wink
:oops: innocent
Haven't done magazines, but I have explicit piccies and video clips plastered all over a well known website.
Must give mags a thought......
I personally do like to see who's names are on the list when deciding if I'd like an invite or not. Having said that, I don't normally put my name on lists published in open forum but use an alias instead.
Double standards really, want to know who's going, don't want all and sundry knowing where and when I'll be somewhere either. confused dunno
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Libra, I haven't slept with you yet.

Only cos I'm still a virgin and have the t-shirt to prove it lol
A friend of mine back in South Africa was always getting his face slapped. He obviously thought his little party trick was worth it though as he did it time and time again.
He'd stand up close to a girl standing at the bar and grind up against her and say, sex don't bother me. rolleyes
:shakeshead:
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Not used it yet, and doubt I'll ever dare; but
an adaptation from something I read in the "Relatinships: The last line" thread
"How about we go back to your place and scratch yer thrush"

You scratch my thrush I'll pick your sores.
Eeeeeewwwwwww
bolt
Quote by rachel-lane+peaches
peaches said a corker the other day.
after she,d been to pick up the last of her things from the guy she was with from his place. she got a txt from him about an hour later saying, fancy one last fuck for old times sake?.
her reply...no thanks ive got the one back that ive been missing all the time while i was with you cya! flipa
x rache x

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
You got your happiness back. From where I'm sitting it's fantastic to see.
Warm wishes. kiss
Quote by BigDanny12999
I use to be married to a violent alcoholic. I worked in a nightclub at the time. After excaping to work after a vicious hiding and then returning to the apartment to collect my child and clothes I was greeted by the vicious ex. He came steaming down the passage, the only word I made out was the word bitch. I opened the door fully. The ex stop dead in his tracks, turned and almost ran back to bed. I'd brought a doorman home with me. No need to say a thing :mrgreen:

Your ex sounds like a real tough guy. Bullies are so predictable aren't they? mad
I hope that the doorman "had a little chat" with him!! wink

He did :hunk:
But just to clarify, that was a v long time ago. The first ex-husband. The one the second wife shot at :shock:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Guess she wins the parting shot.....
Oh God I'm off to write a book. confused
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Thanks L+L I'm gonna try that one today, do you want to know the result?

Hey, you're talking to the lady of flirt here. Use it, it will work. wink
:lickface: I must say, have seen some nice piccies and ads......I'm adopting that young Mikehboy19...and breast-feeding :twisted: ....Any way you could get them all on cam for us Deb? :twisted:
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Libra........... Mac said your boobs are looking a bit saggy! rotflmao

Tell Mac he's right.
They're empty tittie sacks is all evil
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Hey! That's mine, I was wondering where I'd left it!
hump

No...actually it's mine, but bring your camera wink
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I've seen that nekid bod somewhere b4.. can't for the life of me think where though........ maybe it was in a different position ????

Hmmmmm......can't remember....do you have any piccies to remind me? :wink:
I don't know how to download piccies from my phone :silly:
But here's a gratuitous nekkid one...