Hi Darl Please put us down
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Lilly_2009
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 54
Straight Male, 56
UK
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Can you add us to the list too please. We'll bring spare ear plugs if anyone wants them 
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hi Try,
can you confirm us for this please? we've booked the hotel
Muchos Gracias
Mr and Mrs Lilly
can you confirm us for this please? we've booked the hotel
Muchos Gracias
Mr and Mrs Lilly
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Best to nudge in while there's still room then.
Can you put us down too please.
Can you put us down too please.
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Really, I don't know what you lot are complaining about.
The Police are still here to stop any black man driving a car less than 5 years old.
The Police are still here to stop any black man driving a car less than 5 years old.
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Quote by fabio
right.... here is one... help guys because my eyesight don't think can cope with this for much longer...
i use firefox as a browser and all of my browsers open up and the text is all the same size (1024x768)... but somehow i have done something... not sure what... and one side that i use now has text much smaller than the others.....
help... i am squinting like mad.....
frustrated of tyneside...
With firefox, you can change the text size 'on-the-fly' by using CTRL and +/- (i'm too lazy to move my hand over to the mouse)
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Mr. Lilly here......
I see them as a badge of honor. shows i'm putting the effort in.
The first time I experienced it, it was a first time shared experience.
Her: that wasn't me!
Me: yes it was
Her: I've never farted like that!
Me: err, thats wasn't from your arse.......
When the penny dropped (she wasn't the brightest girl, she thought a Vietnam Vet was literally a Vietnam Vet) the look on her face was priceless.
I see them as a badge of honor. shows i'm putting the effort in.
The first time I experienced it, it was a first time shared experience.
Her: that wasn't me!
Me: yes it was
Her: I've never farted like that!
Me: err, thats wasn't from your arse.......
When the penny dropped (she wasn't the brightest girl, she thought a Vietnam Vet was literally a Vietnam Vet) the look on her face was priceless.
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Quote by Thebonediggers
my dad use to say he was 'jiggered' if he was tired
snifter for a little alcoholic drink - as in 'fancy a snifter old bean'
and 'top hole' meaning good idea (i think)
yes, top hole means something different nowadays...
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Bergen bread is good. a low gi one becse theres loads of seeds in it.
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'I kissed a man and I didn't like it'
he looked clean shaven but it was like kissing sand paper.
Not for me.
he looked clean shaven but it was like kissing sand paper.
Not for me.
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I really do think that the female orgasm is just a myth. I've slept with over 1000 women (not that I'm bragging) and have yet to see any of them orgasm.
Say what you will, but the figures don't lie.
Say what you will, but the figures don't lie.
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Quote by Donnydave
There is a program out there that removes all passwords on accounts i have this program and will let you know what it is called but you have to boot from cd drive to this to work.
it's called ophcrack
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She could do with the odd bacon sandwich, but I love the song and the video.
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Virgin/Blueyonder. Never had a problem with them in 15 years. Last month they knocked £8 of my bill and gave me mobile broadband for nothing as a thank you for my loyalty.
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I like a fella who can kick it on the dancefloor. Not a big dancer myself but them breakdancers certainly get me inspired......