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Lisafunfun
1 day ago
Bi-curious Female, 53
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Quote by vfrrider_uk
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It would be better if you message said you were a couple looking , the way I read it was it was for you as a single male who is looking.
Hope you may now get better luck!
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So are you now trying to play behind your new partners back, or is she going to be involved?
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Come back Jack
You will be missed by lots and especially I will miss our boaty chats!!
You will be missed by lots and especially I will miss our boaty chats!!
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Just booked for April 2016, Anyone else going the same time?
Lisa xx
Lisa xx
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Your profile also says you are single, then you come on here saying your wife is away!
Why do you think no one has offered to you?
Lisa
Why do you think no one has offered to you?
Lisa
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Pity your profile does not match what you are saying in this message!
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Hi All and Especially Lassie.
Whilst we all partied and had a great night one Girl stood out and worked her little butt off. All I can say is what a fabulous night and it was the work and dedication from Lassie that made it all possible.
So from me and him and I am sure the others will all agree.
Well Done Lassie and Thanks xxxx
Lisa xx
Whilst we all partied and had a great night one Girl stood out and worked her little butt off. All I can say is what a fabulous night and it was the work and dedication from Lassie that made it all possible.
So from me and him and I am sure the others will all agree.
Well Done Lassie and Thanks xxxx
Lisa xx
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Quote by La_bella_donna
So after another aborted meet I'm getting so frustrated.
As clearly stated in my ads I'm wanting to meet for fucking. All night. Filthy. Pretty much it all goes. I chat to the lucky people/ person for a while, we meet. And then...
So far I have had
I can't meet up to your expectations
You are too much for me
You are insatiable I can't do any more.
I ain't bad looking, I'm on the larger side of normal expectations but, I am glorious. And pretty good company. If I agree to meet I will always be there. And I will be there for one reason.
I'm so sick of this rejection I am feeling I may go crazy cat lady.
I get a very rare night away, maybe one every two months. I want to have an epic orgasmic time. Is that too much to ask?
Perhaps I'm going about this wrong?
You could try a friend to go clubbing with, I had a female friend who we went out with and had some great fun. but she has now given up. but in a club you can have fun then leave it alone. but if you meet a decent guy then who can perform that's for next time!!!! I met a really good guy but he has since met and settled down with someone so that's one away!! she is a lucky bugger lol. but i would deffo say go a to a club.
Lisa xx
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The biggest problem i find is they are attached, and don't have the wife's/girlfriends approval. so when it comes down to it they have to make excuses. as they are scared of getting caught. it is so simple to catch them out early doors. I ask for a phone number and say i will call when i want and at no given time. this always sorts them out, I even rang one who when he answered and i said who I was said to me in reply "Sorry i am not interested in double glazing" Obviously his wife/partner was with him. he even had the cheek to send me an apology and said he was in a meeting.
Lisa xx
Lisa xx
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Many thanks for the replies, Just another thing is there anymore? is there a list anywhere i can read so i am not so Blonde?
Lisa xx
Lisa xx
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Does anyone know what the following mean?
Jack of spades?
Queen of spades
I have seen these about girls who play without their partners but the meanings are somewhat a mystery?
Cheers
Lisa xx
Jack of spades?
Queen of spades
I have seen these about girls who play without their partners but the meanings are somewhat a mystery?
Cheers
Lisa xx
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I once seen a documentary on TV where there were two state senators discussing the death penalty, one was George Bush and the other I cannot remember.
The one guy went on about reforming the criminals. George Bush came out with a classic to the other senator, He made reference to a person that had been in the other senators state, he had a teenage girl and brutally beat her, left her for dead. he then served a 10 year jail sentence and was released as he had been reformed. one month after he went and re- the same woman but this time he Killed her. George Bush said, that would not have happened in my county! A very fitting reply. the other senator was stunned as he had nothing to answer with as his legal system had failed the victim as the has swore he would kill her when he was first caught.
Something to think about!
Lisa xx
The one guy went on about reforming the criminals. George Bush came out with a classic to the other senator, He made reference to a person that had been in the other senators state, he had a teenage girl and brutally beat her, left her for dead. he then served a 10 year jail sentence and was released as he had been reformed. one month after he went and re- the same woman but this time he Killed her. George Bush said, that would not have happened in my county! A very fitting reply. the other senator was stunned as he had nothing to answer with as his legal system had failed the victim as the has swore he would kill her when he was first caught.
Something to think about!
Lisa xx
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What can i say but thanks again to all the organizers, and the venue staff. And a big thanks to everyone for being so nice and making it a great night. We will be back again
Lisa xxx
Lisa xxx
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This was a classic!
This guy said he was 100% single, so I asked for his number and he said I have to text him first, No I explained my way is simple I will phone when I want as your single there wont be any problems. I tried him a few days later and he responded with hello, I said hello its Lisa. His response was how many times do I have to tell you I don't want any double glazing, lol lol his wife must of been with him lol
Lisa xx
This guy said he was 100% single, so I asked for his number and he said I have to text him first, No I explained my way is simple I will phone when I want as your single there wont be any problems. I tried him a few days later and he responded with hello, I said hello its Lisa. His response was how many times do I have to tell you I don't want any double glazing, lol lol his wife must of been with him lol
Lisa xx
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Quote by 50ShadesOfBlue
Hi all,
I am the lady friend 50 is talking about. We are both on here as singles as you can see. But we have been talking and have decided it would be nice to have some moral support and would like to go to a club together.
Any advice and recommendations would be gratefully received.
New x
Told yas I weren't making it up lol
I would say stick on your own as you will get more offers lol Single females are like gold dust. xxx
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Quote by hpsaucyy
yhh deejay I couldn't get one either so am sharing with someone xx
Glad you got sorted Saucy, I was going to offer you a place in my room!
Anyway your sorted now
Lisa xx
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I cant wait im all excited yippee so many people to meet and all in one place lol
Lisa xx
Lisa xx
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We will be there.
Just need to find which hotel we booked now lol
Lisa xx
Just need to find which hotel we booked now lol
Lisa xx
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Anyone going to Hedo this year as we are there in November?
Also has anyone been and got any advice?
Cheers Lisa xx
Also has anyone been and got any advice?
Cheers Lisa xx
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Anyone got any good suggestions on where to go in November?
I have looked at Hedonsim but its fully booked!!!
I want nude and fun fun and more fun in the sun
Any suggestions welcome
Thanks
Lisa xxxx
I have looked at Hedonsim but its fully booked!!!
I want nude and fun fun and more fun in the sun
Any suggestions welcome
Thanks
Lisa xxxx
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Quote by Geordiecpl2001
Anyone care to let me know which Hotel is where the majority will be as I would hate to miss anything, Messages very welcome?
Thanks
Lisa xx
Could we know the name of this hotel as well?? Mind, we promise to be well behaved, repectable and not offer anyone beer and not let Shel run around in her underwear !!!
John & Shel
I have sent you a message and if in my room underwear is banned and so are men lol bring your toys girls xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Lisa xx
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Anyone care to let me know which Hotel is where the majority will be as I would hate to miss anything, Messages very welcome?
Thanks
Lisa xx
Thanks
Lisa xx
