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Lissa

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21 Jan 2006

Quote by redpantherman
Serendipity - The tendancy to find interesting Cocks by chance :shock:

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Come back an hour later and you will find both Cocks reunited for you to collect.
Do not contact the police, if you do, I will abduct the other Cock and you will never see either of them again!
Only you have the power to save your Cock now!!
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just cum in from a bender last night - vision somewhat impaired... are we talking about socks or cocks?
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Jesster has TWO cocks?????????
Bugger.................never noticed that out Dogging.....................all that prospective DP I've missed out on :cry:
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21 Jan 2006

Right lads, this v twin lover is gonna love and leave you other v twin lovers!
Gotta polish the v twin in the morning biggrin

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Night night wink

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21 Jan 2006

Quote by lovejoy68
have you got any brandy mik :
i can always clean lissas bike while im here sure i can find some paint polish mostly got crome polish though (ex harley rider)

EXCUSE ME!
I don't allow just anything to be used on the bike you know! Crystal Glo acrylic polish and AutoGlym Extra Gloss sealant for the bodywork. Solvol Aotosol on all the metal. Armorall on all the black plastics and rubber!
Not that I'm fussy or anything wink

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21 Jan 2006

Quote by mik69
I'm watching you, Mik!
It's no use trying to hide :shock:

Lissa I would never hide from you redface

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21 Jan 2006

Quote by dracae
'fraid it's an early start for me in the morning, i'd best be going

Night hun....................keep that Spiderman costume handy biggrin

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21 Jan 2006

I'm watching you, Mik!
It's no use trying to hide :shock:

21 Jan 2006

Well, it's 20-odd years since I lived in Plymouth, so dunno if Union Street is still the action capital of the city. It used to be a really lively place to go wink

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21 Jan 2006

I hadn't noticed it til you mentioned it, T-J biggrin

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Couldn't be arsed to scroll through all the thousands of pics to see if my bits were in there wink

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21 Jan 2006

Quote by jesster

So come on all you clever clogs, where does the Odd Sock go??

The odd sock never goes away! It just stays hidden until you throw the matching sock away!! then it reappears lol

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Ah....................but where does it go to hide?
Is there a parallel universe filled with single socks....................a kind of footwear swinging heaven?

21 Jan 2006

Um................don't most pubs and clubs have people in them?
Do you go to some weird animal bars or something?
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21 Jan 2006

Ah.................the old disappearing sock!
I think it's either an invisible sock eating monster which lives in the washing machine................or a very small black hole that only a single sock at a time will fall into. confused

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20 Jan 2006

I'm sort of still here.....................I think wink

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20 Jan 2006

Night night cplbbw!
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20 Jan 2006

Quote by mik69
Is it safe to come in?
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Lissa for gods sake you have seen a face pic of me please tell this lot I aint no george cluney confused

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I cannot tell a lie.......................he's no George Clooney!More a Brad Pitt!
Lissa your not helping me here with your lies
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20 Jan 2006

Quote by cplbbw
There aren't any spiders in this shed are there....................if there are I'm bringing my pussy!

hi lissa you got my message on your other thraed then hunny
i no your straight lissa but :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: npring pussy!!
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It's a lovely pussy.................all warm and furry!

20 Jan 2006

Quote by mik69
Is it safe to come in?
:shock:

Lissa for gods sake you have seen a face pic of me please tell this lot I aint no george cluney confused

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I cannot tell a lie.......................he's no George Clooney!
More a Brad Pitt!

20 Jan 2006

Quote by lovejoy68
as for me i have 30+ pairs of exactly the same socks so if i get a hole in one i just throw the sock with a hole away then the next time it happens i can make another pair up

That is SO a man thing! :D

20 Jan 2006

There aren't any spiders in this shed are there....................if there are I'm bringing my pussy!

20 Jan 2006

Is it safe to come in?
:shock:

20 Jan 2006

Pete's gone to bed early because he's doing overtime tomorrow :cry:
I'm wide awake, I'm bored, so entertain me biggrin

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Let's make this a silly, talk about the first thing that comes into your head thread wink

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What do I want to talk about? Socks....................or more specifically, socks with holes in the toes. Why is it always your big toe that makes the hole? Even if you keep your toemails cut short you STILL end up with a hole.......................and then your toe pokes through, your sock gets tighter around your toe.............and it hurts! So what do you do with holey socks? Darn them or bin them?

20 Jan 2006

Quote by jasper100
I don't know about London but in S. Wales there are a lot of sexy 40 something labies at dance classes especially Line Dancing and Jive.

Line dancing!
Jive classes!
I'd rather die!

20 Jan 2006

Really sorry to hear about this. I can quite understand SM's rage, as I felt exactly the same after the incident that happened to my son's family a couple of weeks ago.
Thank God SJ is ok though, if a bit battered and bruised. It could have been much worse. Scum like that have no conscience.

19 Jan 2006

Quote by Phoenix
There ARE some very nasty people out there, and they don't wear t-shirts saying 'I'm a Psycho'

Ermmmm, looking for my T-shirt which says.... "looking for a shag"...
You don't need one of those with me wink

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19 Jan 2006

Quote by naughtynymphos1
you can have a vertical ring you know

You certainly can!
My hood is pierced vertically and I swap from bar to ring as the mood takes me biggrin

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19 Jan 2006

I have swung without Pete being present a few times, but I doubt if I'd do it again, for a couple of reasons.
1.........Pete doesn't swing, he's strictly a voyeur, so swinging without him deprives him of the pleasure he gets from watching.
2.........Security. I'm tiny, and if things turned unpleasant or started to get out of hand, I like the security of knowing that Pete would step in. There is probably a very small chance that things could turn unpleasant, but it could happen. There ARE some very nasty people out there, and they don't wear t-shirts saying 'I'm a Psycho'

18 Jan 2006

Quote by Martin_M
More of this to come as we keep upgrading the hardware, but the worst should be behind us!

'It's behind you'
'Oh no it isn't'
'Oh yes it is'
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Sorry.............still not lost the Christmas pantomime feeling!

18 Jan 2006

The site seems to be having a few problems tonight.
I keep getting the old 'site not available' bollox and dropping out. People just may have been getting the same thing and given up rolleyes

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18 Jan 2006

Quote by PARCHER
HI CLAD YOU ALL LIKE MY POST IAM NEW TO ALL THIS :x WHERE DO I GO FROM HEAR P . :small-print: :giveup: :giveup:

Try reading the Forums, getting to see what goes where, and the kind of things people post.
Join in with the posts, get yourself known a bit, and you might do better.
Contrary to a lot of peoples expectations..............this is NOT a quick shag site. You need to have patience and a sense of humour to survive on here biggrin

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18 Jan 2006

I love to be bitten, but fortunately the marks are normally where they aren't seen in everyday life wink

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18 Jan 2006

The only people who know what Pete and I get up to are his Dad, and young Rich18uk who is a fellow member of our bike club biggrin

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No-one else has a clue, and to be honest, I don't think there is anyone else we could tell without it being a BIG issue! We'd love to have people we could chat to about it, and at the last place I worked I did have, but at the moment there isn't anyone we could trust to take it well.