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Quote by mik69
Right for then if we are getting our kit off for one night and one night only i've put naked pics in my gallery redface Note: the management of the virtual bar cannot be held responsible for any vommiting caused by viewing said photos surprisedops:

Wow!!
Keep 'em on............the pics!
Keep 'em off............the clothes!
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Quote by letzplaytoo
Aaagh...... 1st time in chat... says 'hi' and it dumps me...... confused now cant get back in mad
Bar person! Drinky-poo's... I need falling over juice .... and I shall be havin one of those and those and a shot of that one over there and a dash of the green one and a ..... ohhhhhhh just give me one of each in that there bucket and a straw.... :shock:
Hi folks .......... hic.... cool lol :lol: :lol:

Another pisshead!
You're going to fit in nicely.................just watch out for cplbbw :shock:
Little me a piss head Lissa??? what ever gave you that idea..... wink thnaxs for the welcome btw now who is this 'cplbbw'???
Stay here long enough and you'll find out................they'll have you naked and dancing on the bar before you know it biggrin
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Quote by letzplaytoo
Aaagh...... 1st time in chat... says 'hi' and it dumps me...... confused now cant get back in mad
Bar person! Drinky-poo's... I need falling over juice .... and I shall be havin one of those and those and a shot of that one over there and a dash of the green one and a ..... ohhhhhhh just give me one of each in that there bucket and a straw.... :shock:
Hi folks .......... hic.... cool lol :lol: :lol:

Another pisshead!
You're going to fit in nicely.................just watch out for cplbbw :shock:
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Quote by Pete_sw
Give me a latte, quick!
I've just had to sit through GI Jane cos my daughter has been waiting to watch it all week and I've had the football on!
Hi everyone biggrin

one Latte, have you checked out the menu?
not a bad bit of escapism, bet you had one or two smirks lol
Cheers for the latte.
My daughter IS GI Jane...........lol. Well, she's a Lance Corporal in the Army Cadets anyway, and plans to make the army her career :shock:
She wants to join the Military Police :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Give me a latte, quick!
I've just had to sit through GI Jane cos my daughter has been waiting to watch it all week and I've had the football on!
Hi everyone biggrin
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Quote by fabio grooverider
Excellent news
We have been burgled in the past, its just terrible.
Right I'm orgainsing a lynching party :evil2:
Who's with me confused:

Do you think I'm big enough... lol
Lol.
I'm only 4 ft nothing, but believe me, they wouldn't stand a chance. I'm just the right height to cause MAXIMUM damage biggrin
lissa... you are suppose to knee them... not headbutt them!!!!! bolt
sean xxxxxxx
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Hey, crash helmets have more than ONE use, you know wink
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Quote by man50
hi i would thank all these that that have took part in this discussion i have picked up some very valuble pointers and i realise also there are some very genuine people on here. so here's hoping my quest for the holy grail as such continues with a achievable goal at the end .so i hope i will make some friends on here

Well said.................now get into the bar and have a drink biggrin
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Quote by Pete_sw
Pete!
I'm starving.................I'll have barbeque spare ribs for starters please biggrin

Comming right up, and all the booze you can drink on the house tonite to celebrate your good news. wink
Bugger.................I'm teetotal :cry:
Does that offer stand for coffee too?
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Quote by neilinleeds
behave you lot! i'm sure the doggers shag anyone thing was just a badly phrased sweeping generalisation, and we've all done them, ain't we? ;)
neil x x x ;)

I'm sure we have, but they didn't just make an extremely unpleasant and quite frankly abusive comment once, they again attacked Doggers in their reply on this thread. I may not like certain sexual practices, but I at least am open-minded and tolerant enough NOT to post slagging off peoples sexual preferences or practices!
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Quote by DaytimePlayboy
Excellent news
We have been burgled in the past, its just terrible.
Right I'm orgainsing a lynching party :evil2:
Who's with me confused:

Do you think I'm big enough... lol
Lol.
I'm only 4 ft nothing, but believe me, they wouldn't stand a chance. I'm just the right height to cause MAXIMUM damage biggrin
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Pete!
I'm starving.................I'll have barbeque spare ribs for starters please biggrin
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Quote by DaytimePlayboy
I'm driving so no alcohol... Have you got any seuen tea? wink

:shock:
WTF is that?
Only drink coffee, me biggrin
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Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Lisa, that is brilliant news, its about time something went right for them after the horrible events they have just been through. Lets just hope the police now manage to catch the little gits who took it in the first place.
Really pleased for you/your son and his girlfriend.

They've already got one of them................he was caught on camera using my son's bank card in the local Sainsbury's!
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Quote by DaytimePlayboy
So that's not your ass on the motorcycle lol

OI :shock:
It most certainly is biggrin
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Quote by paul4stockings
good evening, any chance of a quick pint before dinner?

Of course, Hun.
Name your poison, we've got everything here wink
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Sorry, but I've just had such good news I have to share it with someone biggrin
As some of you will be aware, my son and his family were burgled in the early hours of Tuesday morning, and their car taken. He's just phoned me to tell me that the police have found his car.................with not a scratch on it :happy: :happy: :happy:
Good things DO still happen :D
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Cheers hun!
Just what I need after a crappy, boring day at work. :cry:
Bloody MOD have a lot to answer for.......................lol.
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Yeah, I thought men who had screwed loads of women were studs, whilst women who had screwed loads of men were slags?
Oh................I forgot...............that's in the Vanilla world biggrin
Hun, I wouldn't care how many women you'd slept with, as long as you had the same open-minded attitude towards me wink
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Quote by Serendipity
Thank you, you said it! Like we said, we are not doggers! And the reason MOST men go looking for doggers is to join in! What red blooded male wouldn't! .

Please stop while you can still climb out of that hole. As you said, you're not doggers - stick to what you do know or at least come to visit us in the Dogging section and find out a few more facts firsthand from us.
Serendipity
FEMALE Dogger
Dear me, CplDaveAnn, you really DO have a problem with Doggers don't you?
Well, don't worry, I will certainly never be interested in meeting either of you. I find narrow-minded predjudice VERY unattractive, and rather disappointing on a site like this.
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Just a couple of responses to your post.
!.............you may be quite happy to reply to the odd PM you get, but you aren't a female having to cope with the immense amount of crappy one-liners that arrive in our inbox every day.
2............a lot of women WON'T reply to un-solicited PM's anyway.
3.............you've only been on here a short while, and although you say you try to join in on the forum, you've made 12 posts................not exactly a huge effort IMHO
4..............chatroom? Sleaze central more like. Very few of the geniune couples or women from here even go in there any more.
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Quote by Devon1
I'm blooming lost here now, and def need a drink. i got crazy things happening on my other page confused

My other page is my Bike club.
Must concentrate..................mustn't post wrong thing on wrong page :shock:
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We've never met, but we both wish you all the best for the future.
Whatever your reasons for coming to that decision, we respect it.
Be happy biggrin
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Quote by fabio grooverider
minxy... since the others are talking about the losing finalists of the Carling cup... can you start working on tickets for cardiff for the arsenal section babe!!!! smile

You've got to beat Wigan first wink
biggrin :D :D
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Quote by BiWelshMinx

The dust covered the fact this is a classy joint. Pringles it is. Barmaid!

Yes?? rolleyes
Pringles please. And whatever Devon and Lissa fancy.
Oohhh..........and a big one for you!
:smitten:
Minx trudges in with Pringles for mihangel69, a pint for devon1, a goal against man u for Lissa and a stella for meaty biggrin
Poor Minx sad
Take a seat and let people get their own drinks :D
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
One Nil to Man Utd Come on You Reds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted:

You were saying?
:P
OK OK Its 1-1, but we will triumph by the end! Glory Glory Man United! lol
You realise that as opposing Reds supporters we are traditional enemies
so........................ poke duel
LOL, but i never let football interfere with sex and fun or id never shag anyone, everyone hates Man Utd supporters! lol
Hi red :smitten: did i ever tell you about the days i liked football and supported Man U, before they got good again, just before they sold Mark Hughes etc,etc.......
what was that about a shag???? :rascal:
Good effort biggrin
You guys catch on quick wink
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