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Quote by redgirlmanc
One Nil to Man Utd Come on You Reds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted:

You were saying?
:P
OK OK Its 1-1, but we will triumph by the end! Glory Glory Man United! lol
You realise that as opposing Reds supporters we are traditional enemies
so........................ poke duel
LOL, but i never let football interfere with sex and fun or id never shag anyone, everyone hates Man Utd supporters! lol
Yeah, but I think Chelsea supporters are rapidly taking over in the most-hated spot biggrin
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Quote by redgirlmanc
One Nil to Man Utd Come on You Reds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted:

You were saying?
:P
OK OK Its 1-1, but we will triumph by the end! Glory Glory Man United! lol
You realise that as opposing Reds supporters we are traditional enemies
so........................ poke duel
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Quote by redgirlmanc
One Nil to Man Utd Come on You Reds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted:

You were saying?
:P
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Quote by Devon1
Dev..............off topic here.............lol.............but do you live anywhere near Bideford Bay?

ER in that sort of area
We were down in that area in October. Some fabulous roads round there. We took some of our mates up Porlock Hill.......................and didn't warn them first :twisted:
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Quote by mihangel69
Oh.....How's the game going Lisa?

Don't ask mad
biggrin :D :D
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Dev..............off topic here.............lol.............but do you live anywhere near Bideford Bay?
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Quote by mihangel69
Thanks for that young lady. (Thinks: Don't shout out 'Come on you reds' too loudly. Don't want to rub people up the wrong way so soon!).

Wrong Reds biggrin
I support 2 teams.................Liverpool...............and whoever is playing Man U :shock:
:D :D :D
makes a quick mental note, never to support Man U in front of Lissa
Ditto. I'm learning fast!
:gagged:
Yep
Just decided Liverpool, are the greatest team on the planet :bs:
I LIKE you!
Wanna shag?
:D
Not bad going.
Did I happen to mention I also support all the other teams playing against Man U?
lol :lol: :lol:
Ok, do you want a shag too?
I have more than one useable orifice wink
Sounds great. Could I have a packet of cheese and onion crisps too?
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Crisps..............or sour cream and chive Pringles?
:D
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Quote by mihangel69
Thanks for that young lady. (Thinks: Don't shout out 'Come on you reds' too loudly. Don't want to rub people up the wrong way so soon!).

Wrong Reds biggrin
I support 2 teams.................Liverpool...............and whoever is playing Man U :shock:
:D :D :D
makes a quick mental note, never to support Man U in front of Lissa
Ditto. I'm learning fast!
:gagged:
Yep
Just decided Liverpool, are the greatest team on the planet :bs:
I LIKE you!
Wanna shag?
:D
Not bad going.
Did I happen to mention I also support all the other teams playing against Man U?
lol :lol: :lol:
Ok, do you want a shag too?
I have more than one useable orifice wink
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Quote by Devon1
Thanks for that young lady. (Thinks: Don't shout out 'Come on you reds' too loudly. Don't want to rub people up the wrong way so soon!).

Wrong Reds biggrin
I support 2 teams.................Liverpool...............and whoever is playing Man U :shock:
:D :D :D
makes a quick mental note, never to support Man U in front of Lissa
Ditto. I'm learning fast!
:gagged:
Yep
Just decided Liverpool, are the greatest team on the planet :bs:
I LIKE you!
Wanna shag?
:D
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Quote by mihangel69
Thanks for that young lady. (Thinks: Don't shout out 'Come on you reds' too loudly. Don't want to rub people up the wrong way so soon!).

Wrong Reds biggrin
I support 2 teams.................Liverpool...............and whoever is playing Man U :shock:
:D :D :D
makes a quick mental note, never to support Man U in front of Lissa
Ditto. I'm learning fast!
:gagged:
lol :lol: :lol:
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Quote by mihangel69
Thanks for that young lady. (Thinks: Don't shout out 'Come on you reds' too loudly. Don't want to rub people up the wrong way so soon!).

Wrong Reds biggrin
I support 2 teams.................Liverpool...............and whoever is playing Man U :shock:
:D :D :D
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Quote by mihangel69
You can have my seat if you like............I'm going to be nipping over to watch the footie on the big screen in a minute

Many thanks for that. Who's playing?
Blackburn-Man U
Carling Cup semi-final 1st leg
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You can have my seat if you like............I'm going to be nipping over to watch the footie on the big screen in a minute
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Quote by rich18uk
just like my self love the dance floor, kates works do sat so will be on performance as last was talk of the work place lol
rich

Oh dear!
biggrin :D :D
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Pete and I are both fine thanks.
He doesn't tend to post much on here, cos he can never wrestle the keyboard away from me biggrin
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Quote by Devon1
Sorry Minx, had to take a phone call but I'll give you a hand pulling now....................pints that is. biggrin

Cheers Lissa..bloody impatient gits in here rolleyes
Oi who's pinched my nuts :!:
redface surprisedops: :oops:
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Quote by Devon1
Sorry Minx, had to take a phone call but I'll give you a hand pulling now....................pints that is. biggrin

Did u park your bike outside the towers confused:
On double yellows too!
I'm sooooooooooo bad!
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Sorry Minx, had to take a phone call but I'll give you a hand pulling now....................pints that is. biggrin
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Quote by Pete_sw
I think you were just lucky and arrived at a time when all the regs were busy flaming the one-liner brigade :wanker: therefore you slipped in unnoticed...it's not that we like you or anything...
poke innocent
only kidding lolol
biggrin
Minx x x

And besides, you make a half decent barman rolleyes
rotflmao
wave
Although after the mess he made in the bar the other night he deserves a damn good smackbottom
:D
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Quote by CplDaveAnn
I should stress we are not doggers! Who don't seem to be bothered who they have sex with. .

What an absolutely charming generalisation!
As a DOGGER I am obviously the lowest of the low..............dear, dear...............I'll go and flagellate myself out of shame!
Mind you, I'd enjoy that!
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I'm not from Wales either, but I AM half Welsh...............and Pete and I will be in Wales on Sunday with some of our Bike club, up at the Ponderosa on Horseshoe Pass biggrin
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Yep, I'm gonna try and grab something to eat, so if anyone pops in while the bar is un-attended................just help yourselves.................we trust you!
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Bye Adi and you both soon biggrin
That loud enough for you, Dracae?
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Quote by fem_4_taboo
but raises the question when is a newbie not a newbie??

Good question!
My other half has only had his own ID on here since November...............mainly because I bullied him into it.................so in that respect he's a Newbie.
But he is usually here looking over my shoulder while I'm on the site, and we Dog as a couple, so in that respect he isn't a Newbie!
Confusing, eh?
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Quote by hisandhers
Taxi here Adi can I join you I've got to go back to work. By e for now all :taz: get like this when I'm stressed at work wave

Bye hun, see you in here again soon biggrin
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Quote by ChairmanMiaow
I'd have an accident if i stuck to the speed limit on motorways - it's very hard to keep alert driving that slowly on empty roads in dry conditions, when you do a lot of miles.

I couldn't agree more about motorways. We avoid them like the plague on the bike. They're no fun anyway...............straight lines are boring..............but they are really hazardous with all those switched-off, cocooned drivers taking absolutely no notice of anything around them.
At least when you're travelling at speed you are alert and awake!
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