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Lissa
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 61
UK

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Put what you like on, Dracae.
After having to suffer Radio 1 all day at work NOTHING could be worse than that biggrin
Blimey, I hope someone is gonna turn up for glass washing duty soon................my hands are still wrecked from saturday night!
Pint for Pete and Dracae!
Hi Dracae....................keep your nuts under control tonight please!
One large one coming up NC.
Plate of chips for Adi please Pete
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Pint on it's way.
As for profanity.............you ought to hear ME at work redface
Especially the time I stuck the end of my finger in the circular saw :shock:

:shock: :shock: owwww confused feel sick now surprisedops:
You should have seen it................the blade went right down into the top of my finger, ripped my nail off, took a fair bit of meat and bone out with it.
biggrin :D :D
Best part was, I'm the First Aider...............and I was so embarrassed at being dumb enough to stick my finger in the saw I just patched myself up with plasters, never went to the hospital. It healed, and my nail grew back,although the end of my finger is totally numb.
Right................stop vomiting Pete you big wuss and get on with the cooking
lol :lol: :lol:
Pint on it's way.
As for profanity.............you ought to hear ME at work redface
Especially the time I stuck the end of my finger in the circular saw :shock:
Adi, hun, another drink sounds just what you need!
Pete, I'll gladly run the bar while you get the kitchen up and running.
And one order for Toad in the Hole please.
Chips or mash with that, H&H?
The most riveting thing I did today was re-organise the rivets biggrin
How bored must I have been?
:D :D :D
Mine's Weekday Bloody Weekday biggrin
But Monday's suck more than any other mad
Spent virtually the whole day standing around with nothing to do. Soooooooooooo boring!
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u lot do like this thread dont u? wink
right! ill put another 1 up 2 keep u goin cool

Yes, yes, YES!!!!
Pete has gone missing................I suspect cplbbw!
Nice cold one coming right up biggrin
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That's the last time I let you invite your in-laws!
Coming right up, Adi biggrin
'Dipity, your cheese on toast is ready.
HeyAdi, I see from your joining date and post count that you're actually quite new to the site. Well, the bar is where you can chill out, get to chat to people and start to feel at home.
No attitudes in here wink
We're all out of peanuts..............someone went a bit mad with those over the weekend. Pork scratchings? Think there are a few bags of crisps around here somewhere too. Or I can nip into the kitchen and rustle you up some cheese on toast?
Oops.............I promise not to blow smoke in your direction, Adi wink
Adi, meet 'Dipity.
'Dipity, this is Adi's first visit to the bar..............I gotta VIRGIN................lol
'DIPITY!!
Great to see you.
One EXTRA strong one coming right up biggrin
Ah yes, the lovely chat room :shock:
I never bother anymore, it's much easier to chat like this really, and I don't type that fast so it suits me biggrin
One double coming up.
So is this your first time in the SH bar?
Hi Adi biggrin
What can I get you to drink? Or are you driving later?
And I'm all by myself............................so pop in for a quick one and say Hi biggrin
My other half is an International Dance Terrorist. If we go to party's I take a staple gun to fasten his feet to the floor just to save other people from having to witness his pathetic attempts.
Between the sheets though...................OH BOY biggrin
Latte please!
Just had a really crap day at work and need a nice strong coffee sad
Been going over my 4-wheels wants list..............and how could I?
How could I forget the GT40?
Not the new one..............ELEANOR!!!!!
:doh:
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Never understood what happened to the British Car Industry with such brilliant cars!

Ok.................I'm laughing my knickers off here............you WERE joking, weren't you?
biggrin :D :D
Lady Steph, maybe you would do well to invest in one of the camera and radar detectors like the Snooper. biggrin
As for the slightly holier-than-than attitude from some about speeding................come on people! I totally agree with the 30 and 40mph limits through towns and villages, and we abide by them, but on a de-restricted road in open countryside we will go as fast as the road and the conditions allow. The speed limits were set years ago, when vehicles had crap brakes and very few driver aids...............technology has moved on, and so should the upper speed limit.
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Well here is one to be going on with while Searcher is searching wink

Lissa wasn't joking.....................look at the state of the bar!
Check out the clubs and parties section.
A lot of clubs have couples only nights, so that would probably be your best option. biggrin
Quote by cplbbw
Spill the beans? Can't do that! all I can say is everyone was fantastic, very welcoming, very funny, very sexy mmmmmmmm, very drunk &b it carried on very very late! wot else do u need to know lol

oo i soooo cant wait till the notts munch, dont suppose you have seen my cat suit about anywhere have ye dunno
i bet that lissa as it, i saw her eyeing it up last night wink

Bugger.....................sprung biggrin
Quote by R n M
I'm not sure why all non swinging posts are not locked. What's the point? If you want to discuss Barrymore go to one of hundreds of sites dedicated to BB. Ditto with football, shopping, cars, whatever....
The amount of irrelevant rubbish that has to be ploughed through on here is mind boggling.

Have you never actually read the description of The Cafe?
'General discussion and chit chat' Where does it say that it has to be solely about Swinging?
Or do you really want a Forum filled with 'I want a shag, why haven't I had a shag?' posts?