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Lissa

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7 Jan 2006

Quote by mik69

Mik69, I think we will draw a descreet vail over the whole knicker episode

Thaks Pete your a true pal if this ever got out my reputation would be in tatters so prehaps we can share a couple of glasse of my usual before I hit the hay lol

lol

Hee hee.................but I know all about it too biggrin

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redface

surprised

ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: I ask nee beg of my new found friends that it goes no further than the 107162 users of this site please.
Well, seeing as you ask so nicely......................Mum's the word wink

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7 Jan 2006

Quote by dracae
some weekends it can get too busy, too many people using it for their recreational break and not cleaning up after themselves

Yeah, but a quick sluice down and a wipe-over with a wet rag and it's ready for business again biggrin

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7 Jan 2006

Quote by mik69

Mik69, I think we will draw a descreet vail over the whole knicker episode

Thaks Pete your a true pal if this ever got out my reputation would be in tatters so prehaps we can share a couple of glasse of my usual before I hit the hay lol

lol

Hee hee.................but I know all about it too biggrin

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7 Jan 2006

Quote by dracae
it's not a bad little 'ole i suppose

Bit of a tight sqeeze though!

7 Jan 2006

Quote by dracae
thought you must be round the back

I do like it round the back redface

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7 Jan 2006

Sorry...............I was busy removing knickers from light fittings rolleyes

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7 Jan 2006

Quote by Pete_sw
Now the nuts had nothing to do with me ok?

I suppose that was Cplbbw as well?
Tut tut.
nope I think you will find it was down to the temp rolleyes

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he's been spilling his nuts all night mad

mad

still not a bad effort for a first timer lol

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Well, it's not easy keeping bar for some of this lot................bad example, some of them wink

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7 Jan 2006

Quote by Pete_sw
Now the nuts had nothing to do with me ok?

I suppose that was Cplbbw as well?
Tut tut.

7 Jan 2006

Quote by brucie
hey lissa i pm'ed you with my whole life story and you never replied ;-)

:sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping:
Huh?
What?
Sorry, did someone say something...................I fell alseep reading someones life story biggrin

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7 Jan 2006

Men never know when to quit wink

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And look at the mess I've got to clean up later!

7 Jan 2006

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Thanks for a brilliant night on the forums guys, nice to see the place getting back to what it was nite nite!

You can take our site but you'll never take our Forum :sparring:

7 Jan 2006

Quote by Pete_sw
OH MY GOD!!
I pop out for a KFC...............and look at the state of the place! Naked bodies everywhere, ashtrays overflowing, knickers hanging from the light fittings!
Cplbbw..............is this YOUR doing?

Whoops, I think the knickers might be mine redface

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Hic,
so whos are these on my head then? :shock: :shock:
Maybe you don't want to know!

7 Jan 2006

Quote by sercher01

I said 'I'm hung like a horse', not 'I'd like a hung horse'

7 Jan 2006

OH MY GOD!!
I pop out for a KFC...............and look at the state of the place! Naked bodies everywhere, ashtrays overflowing, knickers hanging from the light fittings!
Cplbbw..............is this YOUR doing?

7 Jan 2006

Quote by sercher01
hi lissa hun babe sexy!
well it worked elsewhere so i thought id try it here?

Works for me...............I LOVE this game...............usually end up spitting coffee all over my keyboard biggrin

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7 Jan 2006

Quote by sercher01

And I thought your figure was natural!

7 Jan 2006

Just nipping out for 10 minutes for KFC.
Pete, if you can hold the fort til I get back then I'll get to washing some glasses biggrin

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7 Jan 2006

Welcome

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Why not pop into the Virtual Bar and name your poison wink

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7 Jan 2006

Um, two bits of advice.
CAPITALS is seen as shouting and is very rude and gets peoples backs up.
You've only been members for a few days................good things come to those who wait.

7 Jan 2006

Quote by cplbbw
Oi............less of the 'pissheads'!
Still on latte here

sorry sorry lissa how could i forget about you
another latte coming up
in that case then im putting you incharge of the clean up at the end off the night as you will be the only sober one :lol: :lol:
it was worth a try
I have a teenage daughter........I'm used to shovelling out the muck.............so clean-up duties it is :D

7 Jan 2006

Oi............less of the 'pissheads'!
Still on latte here biggrin

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7 Jan 2006

Quote by naked-cleaner
great!! there going to be a fight in the bar in a minute!!

A fight ?????
Nah, Lissa and I wouldn't fight
Its only a game !!!!!!
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7 Jan 2006

Quote by naked-cleaner
And we're ahead

Errrrm, not any more !!!!!! lol

lol

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7 Jan 2006

Quote by naked-cleaner
I only meet guys who post on the Forums and show they have a personality as well as a cock!

Lissa, may I PM you ?
You may!

7 Jan 2006

Quote by cplbbw
Baileys coming up a girl after my own heart think ill have one with you.
and who cares about an entertainments licence
lets have some fun!!
cplbbw jumps on the bar and starts strutting her stuff to abit of pinks lets get the party started!!!!

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm very nice
All we need now is the GFZ to open so we can dive in the Jacuzzi.
Could move the Music in there wink

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Steph
thanks guys i feel off the bloody bar and knocked myself out and none off you guys noticed :upset:
some one get me a very large drink whos on the bar
and i think i need plenty of :therethere: too cos im feeling sorry for myself now
Oh dear............that'll teach you to drink too fast biggrin

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:D :D
So what are you having?

7 Jan 2006

Another tip I'd give..................and this is to all the guys that show as being in this Forum but never post...............BLOODY POST! biggrin

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You can't make an omelette without breaking eggs, and you won't get anywhere.........believe me............without making an effort! Pm-ing people will very rarely get you a favourable response, but getting known on the Forums is a big step towards getting accepted as genuine.
I would never comtemplate a meet with anyone just hopefully PM-ing because they've found me on a search................I only meet guys who post on the Forums and show they have a personality as well as a cock!

7 Jan 2006

Quote by naked-cleaner
Another latte please...............the Luton-Liverpool game has just kicked off!

Come on LUTON !!!!!!!
OI...........you can go off people you know biggrin

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Ooooops, guess that means you are cheering for the Reds then
And we're ahead :D

7 Jan 2006

Quote by naked-cleaner
Another latte please...............the Luton-Liverpool game has just kicked off!

Come on LUTON !!!!!!!
OI...........you can go off people you know biggrin

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7 Jan 2006

Another latte please...............the Luton-Liverpool game has just kicked off!

7 Jan 2006

My partner and I are in exactly the same situation..................I shag other guys, he doesn't shag other women.
Most clubs will have couples that go off and do their own thing, so you shouldn't have any shortage of guys available to keep you amused. Just because you go as a couple it doesn't mean you both have to participate.
We normally tend to go on a night when single guys are admitted though...............just gives me more choice wink

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