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It's only a week until December Sassssssyyyyyyyyyy :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Exactly, and next Saturday the Rudolph kit will be coming down out of the loft
We've got a toy run on the Sunday :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
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Lissa
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 60
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Quote by earthchild
can I play too? :twisted:
woohoo my fave avatar ever is back :twisted:
Darkfire??? whats happened to my fav pic of your piercings???
it was at least /10
like the piercings, its gone :wink:
earthchild i called you darkfire and i dont know why, ha
why did you get rid of them, they looked amazing,,, but then i think i have got a fetish for nipple piercings, :twisted:
they wouldnt heal and were more trouble than they were worth, much better having the nipples bitten and sucked hard without having to worry about the rings :twisted:
calling me Darkfire is a compliment, you have no idea how much lol
Quick hijack
My nipple bar fell out the other evening, and I very foolishly left it out until the next morning. I had to almost re-pierce my nipple to get it back in :shock:
Yes, I whimpered!
I was just surprised that it would start to heal up so quickly, but I'll never make that mistake again!
Hijack over!
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This could be a whole new forum in itself Skive Corner (only open during normal working hours for those members who have better things to do than go to work)!!
so, what excuse did you use Lissa?
Woman troubles!
My boss gets all flustered and embarrassed just at the thought.
Better never tell him that since I've been having the contracetive jab I don't have periods, eh?
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:thats just cruel no woman should be allowed to use that excuse around a man.....its just upsetting and then we can't speak or think properly
And normally you can??????
Hee hee!
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This could be a whole new forum in itself Skive Corner (only open during normal working hours for those members who have better things to do than go to work)!!
so, what excuse did you use Lissa?
Woman troubles!
My boss gets all flustered and embarrassed just at the thought.
Better never tell him that since I've been having the contracetive jab I don't have periods, eh?
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Quote by leroy1867
Well Winston Churchill said "Dogs look up to you, cats look down on you but pigs treat you as an equal!"
Shy
Many, many, many years ago I worked at the National Agricultural Centre at Stoneleigh. I normally worked on the Bull unit, but did a few weeks helping out on the Pig unit. Pigs are actually remarkably clean and intelligent animals. They only ever use one corner of theirpen as a toilet...............made cleaning them out a doddle!
maybe they could teach some guys a trick or 2
:D :D :D You ain't kidding!
Quote by leroy1867
Skiving also today, il talk about any old cobblers
Funny you should say that. We have three cobblers in town, and they are all old!
Is it a dying art? Once they all shuffle of this mortal coil will we be cobbler-less?
do cobblers make cobble stones?
Good question!
Do they...............and are they similar to kidney stones?
:shock: :D 
I'm supposed to be reading/studying!... :sleeping: :small-print: tooo tired tooooo bored, is it acceptable for a woman to perv?? 
Quote by ShyGuy1955
Well Winston Churchill said "Dogs look up to you, cats look down on you but pigs treat you as an equal!"
Shy
Many, many, many years ago I worked at the National Agricultural Centre at Stoneleigh. I normally worked on the Bull unit, but did a few weeks helping out on the Pig unit. Pigs are actually remarkably clean and intelligent animals. They only ever use one corner of their pen as a toilet...............made cleaning them out a doddle!
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It aint gonna happen Lissa :sad: she likes pink :shock: everything is fookin pink - there's no way I'm riding out with anyone on a pink bike, daughter or not
imagine it, with playboy decals too
Ohhh the shame
edit : actually, i quite like the idea of a black one with pink Playboy decal ....but that'd be mine, not hers :giggle:
She could always have one of these, Dark!
:shock: :laughabove:
Naughty me
Accidentally hit 'off' instead of 'snooze' on my alarm this morning
Contemplated for all of three seconds going in to work late, then thought 'bollocks' :D
I don't normally get onto the forums during weekdays, so this is an exciting new event for me
So, come on then...................what we gonna talk about?
The more bizarre the subject, the better :twisted:
Accidentally hit 'off' instead of 'snooze' on my alarm this morning
Contemplated for all of three seconds going in to work late, then thought 'bollocks' :D
I don't normally get onto the forums during weekdays, so this is an exciting new event for me
So, come on then...................what we gonna talk about?
The more bizarre the subject, the better :twisted:
Hmmmm, difficult question.
My step-father is in his 70's, but doesn't look or act old. Other people the same age as him definitely seem 'elderly', as do some younger than he is.
I suppose retirement is the benchmark to some degree. Once you reach compulsory retirement age it seems society is saying 'you are now too old to be productive any more'
It's not something I have ever really thought about, but looking at the question now I think 80 is probably the age at which I personally would consider someone to be 'elderly'.
My step-father is in his 70's, but doesn't look or act old. Other people the same age as him definitely seem 'elderly', as do some younger than he is.
I suppose retirement is the benchmark to some degree. Once you reach compulsory retirement age it seems society is saying 'you are now too old to be productive any more'
It's not something I have ever really thought about, but looking at the question now I think 80 is probably the age at which I personally would consider someone to be 'elderly'.
As the mother of a 16 year old daughter who had refused to wear anything but jeans or trousers since she was 11, I would love to see her in something more 'feminine and girly' sometimes, but I certainly wouldn't like her to wear the Playboy stuff.
I really don't think it is suitable clothing for young girls, and you are completely right to have strong feelings against it.
Stick to your guns. Fashions come and go.
I really don't think it is suitable clothing for young girls, and you are completely right to have strong feelings against it.
Stick to your guns. Fashions come and go.
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if our nips fall off we're blaming Lissa
No, no... take it from me, mo'cyclists are never to blame - find the nearest Volvo 'driver'.
A Volvo turning right, and a diesel patch!
That's why our nipples fell off.... Like your thinking :lol:
Phew, I'm not getting the blame
If you can't find a Volvo driver, try a BMW driver
DOGS DIARY
7am: Oh boy, a walk............my favourite!
8am: Oh boy, dog food........my favourite!
9am: Oh boy, the kids.........my favourite!
Noon:Oh boy, the garden....my favourite!
2pm: Oh boy, a car ride......my favourite!
3pm: Oh boy, the kids.........my favourite!
4pm: Oh boy, playing ball....my favourite!
6pm: Oh boy, welcome home Mum....my favourite!
7pm: Oh boy, welcome home Dad.....my favourite!
8pm: Oh boy, dog food.....my favourite!
9pm: Oh boy, tummy rubs on the couch.....my favourite!
11pm: Oh boy, sleeping in my people's bed.....my favourite!
CATS DIARY
Day 483 of my captivity....
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat while I am forced to eat dry cereal.
The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape and the mild satisfaction that I get from clawing the furniture.
Tomorrow I will eat another houseplant.
Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded.....must try this at the top of the stairs.
In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favourite chair. I must remember to try this on their bed.
Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to strike fear into their hearts. They only coo-ed and condescended about what a good little cat I am. Hmmmm, that didn't go according to plan.
There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary confinement throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly, I overheard my confinement was due to my powers of inducing 'allergies'. I must learn what this power is and how I may use it to my advantage.
I am convinced the other captives are flunkies, and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit.
The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant and speaks with them regularly. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I have patience.
I can wait. It is only a matter of time.
7am: Oh boy, a walk............my favourite!
8am: Oh boy, dog food........my favourite!
9am: Oh boy, the kids.........my favourite!
Noon:Oh boy, the garden....my favourite!
2pm: Oh boy, a car ride......my favourite!
3pm: Oh boy, the kids.........my favourite!
4pm: Oh boy, playing ball....my favourite!
6pm: Oh boy, welcome home Mum....my favourite!
7pm: Oh boy, welcome home Dad.....my favourite!
8pm: Oh boy, dog food.....my favourite!
9pm: Oh boy, tummy rubs on the couch.....my favourite!
11pm: Oh boy, sleeping in my people's bed.....my favourite!
CATS DIARY
Day 483 of my captivity....
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat while I am forced to eat dry cereal.
The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape and the mild satisfaction that I get from clawing the furniture.
Tomorrow I will eat another houseplant.
Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded.....must try this at the top of the stairs.
In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favourite chair. I must remember to try this on their bed.
Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to strike fear into their hearts. They only coo-ed and condescended about what a good little cat I am. Hmmmm, that didn't go according to plan.
There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary confinement throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly, I overheard my confinement was due to my powers of inducing 'allergies'. I must learn what this power is and how I may use it to my advantage.
I am convinced the other captives are flunkies, and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit.
The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant and speaks with them regularly. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I have patience.
I can wait. It is only a matter of time.
Quote by Suffolk-cpl
Lissa, many many thanks.
These look like just the sort of thing we're after.
I guess you give them your seal of approval??
I certainly do.
I wish you many hours of fun with them
Hehehe
Soon, Mrs Suffolkcpl can have her pegs back for the drying of clothes!!! :wink:
:D :D :D
I started off with pegs too................but I loved the adjustability of the clamps. I pretty soon found that I kept needing to have them tightened more and more as I got used to the pressure. Can't do that with pegs!
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Saw some at Erotica, last weekend, that were two bars of surgical steel, held together/apart by a bolt, either side... will go dig out the literature and see if I can't get you a url for them... brb
I have some similar to that, but the clamps are also linked by a chain for added weight. I got mine from the Bizarre bazaar in Birmingham. Will see if I can find a link to the vendor for you.
