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Lizaleanrob
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 57
Straight Male, 59
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Quote by AD2013
The shit heads have tried getting in again twice again since I posted this tread so if you seen on the news bugular found dead in Manchester you know I will have caught the shitheads arrrr

cctv time for 700 quid you can get a reasonable system fitted
or dog with big teeth lol
Quote by MidsCouple24
Adult over 18 is all well and good, you have to be 18 to drink alcohol legally,

thats just not true jed
have look here your gonna have a shock wink
the reason its sold to over 18's, is because it's an adults choice as to what they wish to drink and how much.
lets face it mids if we're gonna ban extra strong drinks then why not unnecessarily fast cars,any cigarette above a low tar rating,certain fast foods like kebab's,extra hot curries etc etc etc.
starter: marmite you either love it or hate it
main: rib eye steak, in the right hands it rivals anything else with its tenderness and taste
dessert: black cherry pavlova very light on the top with a very dark underside :twisted:
moyes just isn't good enough jed end of
the singing utd fans have gone very quiet these past few months, with the signing of mata utd now have 3 world class players (not enough)with two injured.
matas move is about desperation to play before the world cup, had this not been imminent i doubt that mata would have signed for utd, with little prospect of champions league football next year and likely that Europa league may also be out of reach.
all this will make it hard to attract big name stars next transfer window?
those that said everything was in place for a seamless takeover when moyes joined must be choking on them words now lol
things are that bad at m-old traford that fans have resorted to phoning 999 and asking for the return of fergie
rotflmao
im afraid the work fergie put in to making utd a world class outfit has been undone in 6 months by a complete moron, who's only record is to not have won a single trophy in his years as a premiership manager
on a lighter note its looking more and more like i was right with my predictions
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopicpage/416415/20.html
Jose has made the premiership a interesting place again his sense of humour and charismatic charm has brightened up the news interviews with managers and the such like.
love him or hate him Jose is a very special manager and brings a spark of fun to the otherwise dull football world outside of the game its self
not to take away his management skills either
wenger is an old master at the premiership and knows he will strengthen his squad again this year, this will of course be the bargain he always comes up with rolleyes
as for pelgrini i look forward to the Barcelona match as i feel this would have been a better final and fancy city to turn them over
Quote by Too Hot
Ner ner ne nerner my bete noir is worse than your bete noir ... what utter bollocks
why Do Conservatives Lie ?
We are ruled by a cabal of wealthy white middle class men and on the whole always have been. This cabal have no interest in disturbing the status quo . The Tories manoeuvre to further polarize the nation .The labour party make noises to redress the balance but haven't since Michael Foots' leadership even looked like they might enact any policy to do this. There has been a class war fought in this country since the 70's and the Tories have all but won it, parliamentary politics does not offer the working classes a solution to their problems and will not until those in charge are forced to pay attention .The unions offer a solution (yes even now) offering the working classes a means of protest and organising that protest the alternatives would I suggest be far less palatable to our 'rulers'
Thatcher and Scargill are both deeply flawed self serving individuals but so have been many of our greatest leaders .... I would suggest that the best way to judge a politician is look what they're aiming at and not necessarily at whether or not they hit it.
Why do POLITICIANS lie ... because we fail to make it in their best interests not to .. Simple

And whilst the oiks, riff raff and rag tag nobodies moan and complain about how unfair life is...... We get 3,000,000 incoming immigrants who have come here with very little and many have built successful businesses and enterprises whilst the downtrodden still complain about the unfairness of life.
The problem is that we have evolved an unrealistic expectation of what a (any) government can do for us and so blaming " them" is easier than taking it on the chin and getting on with life.
The smaller and less intrusive our government becomes, the more personal responsibility people will have to take and, in my opinion, that is no bad thing.
IIRC staggers has no issues with immigration
Quote by MidsCouple24
No but you may be banned from eating in public places lol
ITV tonight Weight Loss Ward opens with the statement that by 2050 obesity will cost the NHS £50 Billion per year and that the average weight in the UK today is Overweight. This does not include the other costs such as Mobility allowances, carers allowances, Disability Living Allowances etc paid by the benefits system.
Sunderland is one of the fattest places in the UK where 25% of the population is DANGEROUSLY overweight.
One of the subjects is 5ft 11ins and 31 stone, she says it is because she is greedy, she is having constant medical treatment and has a daily carer to help her, her dog is clinically abuse from living on the titbits she feeds it.
In many cases adult obesity leads to child abuse and animal abuse, but no action is taken against the abusers, feeding your children or pets to the extent they become clinically and dangerously obese is abuse. For children it leads to bullying and death, Yes folks you are killing your kids.

and these are ???
ffs mids its not about how much food you can stuff in your mouth
you obviously never watched the link i supplied and your inability to understand how the body process sugar as against the likes of corn sugars, will leave you one of life's ignorants to the problem forever banghead:banghead::banghead:
they should be violated in their own home in every room so they know what it feels like to have a thief break in.
about 7 years ago a friend of mine was broken into a robbed of some very sentimental goods.
it took about 3 weeks to find out who did it, so he set about his revenge.
he sent the guy a letter saying he had won a two day stay for two in a hotel with a gift voucher for a hotel, stating he had to go on a certain two days, he waited for the guy and his partner to leave and then jemmied the front door and and unloaded the guys complete house into 3 vans.
when the guy returned he had nothing no clothes,cooker not even a light fitting! waiting at the door was my Friend who handed him a list of things he wanted returned in exchange for the thief's contents.
took a few weeks but he got it all back and from what we know the thief went straight and now works as a local bin man.
Quote by Staggerlee_BB
Why do nationalised industries have to be profitable?

they don't!! but would that not take much needed monies from other resources, in order for them to be viable surly they must at least break even
and welcome back staggers wink
good luck Steve :thumbup:
always liked your posts and found you an unbiased contributor to the forums.
all the best in your new life matey wink
Quote by Toots

Thanks for the input. I need something to control my rather ample bosom and as I'm a fan of the dressing up side of things, I adore outfits that enhance my figure. I may not be a skinny bird but that won't stop me, heeehee. :rude: x

Skinny girls have their place ...which is somewhere like Outer Mongolia where I don't have to see them.
Corsets are ok but whenever I see them on a slightly larger frame than say a 14 I just see it as depseration when trying to keep the extra folds in *smiling* and wayyyyy too much effort in getting them on also. Never been a fan of them, I prefer to breathe nice n easy and not to struggle too much when putting something on and given the corset is from the back as opposed to the basque from the front then the lazy part of me plumps for the front.
Of course most men may comment on their preferences but at the end of it all they much prefer them to be on the floor, stands to reason dunnit.
normaly because
1: they havent been fitted for a corset first
2: they are wearing the wrong type for their body frame
we have seen many larger women look fab in in waspies and underbust corsets, over bust like you say has a habit of pushing parts of the body out even with liza's small frame.
imo wink
after going to see the prodigy's nye bash at the o2 i been listening to their old stuff this past few weeks :taz:
:welcome: flirty
corset over basque every time they just shape so much better, can be picked up on sites like ebay quite cheap wink
Quote by Cubes
It does seem to be the opposite for us too, but as we live right on the sarf coast we tend to lose half our potential matches in the sea. I guess the best place to live would be the central Midlands 'cos then you get to pick from the full radius. ;)
In edit: Maybe I should ask for a 50% discount? bolt

what! on ya council tax lol
Quote by GnV
Have you seen the size of the table in the Cabinet Office at No10 ?
The SH Gov. could have some proper orgies on that !! Or is that just the French Gov. that does stuff like that ??
John

Remember John Major / Edwina Currie....... dunno
*shudders*
didn't she have an egg intolerance or am i thinking john Prescott
liza asked could she be chief whip :twisted:
mids: minister for misinformation
trev: minister for information
goerdiecpl: minister for northern tourism
Gnv: minister for foreign affairs
mal: minister for humour
toots: minister for health(something about an apple a day)
frecklebird: minister for education
flower: minister for the opposition
whohoo: is on the short list bolt
bioke: minister for camp
dean: minister for swing-camp
nwc: minister for outdoor activities
Quote by SansSouci
The Govt is moving away from coal fired power stations, so that's one market closed to any potential investor of mines

stations owned by the Chinese and the electric delivered by the french,
it might be worth noting that coal subsidies in Europe will be banned under European law by 2015 so hold on to those spare coppers as our electric is going to become expensive
i am neither for or against the miners or the thatcher government but i prefer to have a balanced view, the next generation of power stations are not due till at least 2023 so that's gonna be a lot of coal needed for the next 10 years with others not going to be completed till 2030.
Quote by deancannock
How much would coal extraction cost today in manpower terms and the ocean of regulation to keep workers safe?
I don't know, ask the Germans that mine it and subsidise it and EDF who transport it the British power stations!

if the mines where profitable? why would someone like EDF not mine it themselves, that way they would receive it at cost which would = bigger profits dunno
that's like saying why don't Tesco grow there own grapes and make their own wine....make more profit !! or why don Nissan start up in the steel industry and make more profit. EDF are a power generating company....that's what they do. They are no a into deep coal mining. Each sector always does it own thing. I have said this so many times now, but I will repeat it again Littleton Colliery in Cannock, was man for man the most productive pit in Europe. it was highly profitable. They still closed it down. The loss of our manufacturing base is something we are now paying the price for, and will do for years to come.
where there is profit an entrepreneur will look to make a buck or two so my question would be, why it has not been reopened even by one of the profit making foreign enterprises?
Quote by herts_darlings1
How much would coal extraction cost today in manpower terms and the ocean of regulation to keep workers safe?
I don't know, ask the Germans that mine it and subsidise it and EDF who transport it the British power stations!

if the mines where profitable? why would someone like EDF not mine it themselves, that way they would receive it at cost which would = bigger profits dunno
Quote by Freckledbird
I think that type of customer has always existed Rob, I think it's just that the Internet has given them more nerve, because people do realise that the kind of blackmail you describe, can get them something for nothing.

your right frecklebird
and chancers are a particular pet hate of mine :taz:
we are trying to think of a way to discourage this behaviour without being off putting to genuine customers
its not so much about the good review like our Friend in Soho says he is packed from 7 in the morning to 11 at night 7 days a week, he has an excellent reputation and the likes of the Internet have little impact on his business.
we see all feedback as positive, if there is a genuine problem then we are able to approach the issue so no further customers suffer the same problems, like dean says you can't please everyone. The lifes moaners reviews are always easy to spot in my opinion, so for us genuine feedback good or bad is only beneficial.
its the thought that someone wishes to use the threat of a bad review to obtain free goods or discount, all the restaurant owner's i have sat down and spoke to say this sort of behaviour is at least once or twice in a weekend.
Quote by GnV
Good luck with your new venture rob.
Will you be calling it 'Sweeny's" in deference to that famous barber who converted his clientele into sausages...
A rather neat way to deal with moaning minnies who, on complaint, are shown the steps to the cellar where Liza awaits in the shadows with a rather sharp gutting knife :lol2:
Gives new meaning to "I was gutted after eating at 'Sweeny's'....

lol G
to be honest G we wont really have a lot to do with the general running, our nephew is a very accomplished chief working on some of London's top restaurants and gastro pubs but the traveling is taken its toll,so he will run it along with our daughter who will run the front of house,me and Liza already have a very busy business to run.
we sat down and found a massive hole in the dinning market, its just alarming to the amount of feedback regarding this sort of freebie angling from other restaurant owners, in fact we are thinking of putting up notices saying anyone threatening this sort of Internet blackmail will be asked to pay their bill and leave and refused future entry. lol
we are lucky enough to be opening a restaurant in the next few weeks ,having done our homework it has become clear that after talking to various restaurateurs, growing numbers of customers use the the threat of a bad review on the Internet to try to obtain discounted food or freebies like bottles of wine.
we have a Friend that owns two restaurants in Soho who Say's this type of Internet blackmail is becoming a daily occurrence, some of the stories are the most trivial of complaints to the point of someone being seated in a position where the sun is in their face, rather than ask to be moved they wait till its comes to paying the bill to then complain.
we are friendly with a lot of restaurateurs and the same warning come from all of them from the smallest of them to the biggest, the main warning appears to be Internet review blackmail.
from a personal point i have been lucky enough to eat out regularly either on business or socially, if the food was bad,overpriced,service problems etc i would always vote with my feet but i would never destroy someone's reputation for the want of some discount or a freebie.
i have to wonder if the Internet has created a new breed of chancer's
there are always photographers at fetish clubs but they always ask if it OK to take pics first, if its not they move on
but then I'm a believer that the swinging fraternity could learn a lot from how fetish clubs are run and the occupants conduct them selves.
Quote by twos_company
I know we`ve kinda been , dunno , focused on one another since mr 2`s was diagnosed in may, but everyone seems to have disappeared ..... guess it`s what he always said... can count your true friends on 1 hand/..... peeps have been amazing n the kids have been troopers
but where 2 go from here ?? I just don't know...............
being invited down spa when hub aint even been dead 2 weeks ?? that's way wrong !!!!!!!!!!!!!
this `ll just vanish into the net ...

most peeps know deep down the direction they want their life to take after such a loss, probably not after two weeks! but given a little time you'll know. when you do don't look to others for their approval or you'll end up on the wrong path.
good luck Mrs two xx :therethere:
Quote by whiplash
haha ill throw a spare in the back of the trunk ... or you can find someone to snuggle up with lolxx

ooo plan ..plan lol..cheers hunni xxx
id like to see that bolt