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Lizaleanrob
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 57
Straight Male, 60
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Quote by Katniss
Whats on your Xmas Wish List?????? Im talking fun items not all deep and meaningful like World Peace and for everyone to love each other lol

I want a Kat for Xmas wink
Ste....the speakers are 20 quid.....too rich for me......but I'd risk a tenner if you want to share innocent
bolt
fil one could go off you ya know :fuckinghell:
and ste im almost out of retirement ;) :eeek: :scared: :scared:
Quote by Sarah
Hi
2 new mods have been appointed:-
Theia
Woohoo
We wish them good luck in their new roles! :twisted: :twisted:

how can woo be mod we cant understand a bloody word he says
anyway why as it taken so long for woo to be a mod was he overlooked before bolt:bolt:
congrats guys anyway :thumbup:
Quote by little gem
Ah, look at you guys being all bah humbug!
Room under the bridge for one more? lol ;)

course gem if not we'll evict G :lol2:
Quote by sandybeach1
I have to admit I love a bit of Movember, its like a 70`s flash back sillyhwoar:

I'd did look a bit like a 70s porn star
That's the look :phwoar:
just for you sandy
our kids have left home kat and we seem to have less time than ever before :sad:
is it worth it?? .......sometimes wink
Quote by Trevaunance
When I first joined the site there was a rule laid down by the site when using the chat rooms that people had to ask in the open room if it was ok to whisper someone. The site then got rid of the rule without many members at the time being aware.

Removal of that rule did cause a few problems in the chatrooms for a while. Personally we much preferred it back then, and since the rule was taken away we have switched whispers off permanently.
It makes you wonder why someone expects an answer to a unsolicited whispered 'Hi' when they can't be bothered to say 'Hi' in the main room. Would they walk into a pub and start whispering in strangers ears?
it was a good six months before we realised the rule had been removed like you trev we ended up turning whispers off when Liza goes on cam.
Quote by little gem
Slapton Sands
Well, the naturist beach in the middle of the bloody British "summertime" to be specific. It's somewhere Neil used to beg to go as he loved just laying there basking in the sun, pottering down to the sea and having a little swim before walking back up to chatter away to me or reading our books. Happy memories.
So, why is it one place that makes you feel miserable?
I shall tell you. Fear not, there are reasons. Damn good reasons (and not just because I miss Neil and it holds happy memories that make me cry to think we won't have them again)...
It's a bloody boulder beach, so no glamorous strolling up and down, no, it's more like lolloping, lob-sided while you collect stones in your shoes that you can't get rid of and then catching an unsuspecting toe on the side of a rock you didn't see while you were busy juggling wind breaks and trying not to loose to gravity totally as you just know I'd knock myself out then having to explain to our 'nillas why I was unconscious on the nudist beach. lol We're not talking Baywatch. Oh no, far from it.
The nudist area seems 10 million miles away from where you have to park the car and lug all the nuddie beach paraphernalia down to the best spot. It's out of the way, quite rightly, to protect innocent passers by from seeing me looking like something from a horror film, curled up, to try to prevent ships running off course due to the light bouncing from my highly reflective, and slightly blue tinged, body of exposed skin! *shivers* Brrrrrr! :lol: Apparently getting dressed is not in the spirit of things and isn't really allowed on nudist beaches. confused
In all the bumper pack of stuff brought along there is never anything that accounts for the fact the nudists next door have a better bumper pack of stuff than you. We have a windbreak, a couple of beach mats, a cool box (not that this would have been needed, I'm sure my skin could have helped out), and a bag with bits n bobs in like a book to read, suncream (Ha! As if that's needed!) etc. The nudists next door turn up with a set of colour co-ordinating windbreaks, a mini tent, a wheely BBQ with attached chiller, a set of loungers with detachable pillows, some fairy lights to decorate their windbreaks and a chandelier for the posh tent.... and most importantly, a blanket for if it gets a bit chilly. So, what happens then is we have to go look for extra stuff to lug along the bouldery surface and end up with so much kit I feel like I am training to go into the army! :lol: And if you've dragged the things on the approximated 10 million mile hike away from the car, you have to get it back there too.
Oh, and then there are the peeping toms with binoculars in the hedge row bushes at the back of the beach. Great if you like that kind of thing and look a little bit handsome sprawled out, all bronzed, glowing on the pebbles, looking relaxed and feeling sexy. Not great if you're feeling like the 'Blue Man Show' might give you an audition for their next theatre tour, could cut glass with your nipples and can no longer wiggle the recently nearly broken toes to the point where you think they may have actually fallen off and provided a small mammal with a meal! :lol:
And then, it rains. :?
Bloody miserable!
Fun times. Yeah. Fun times indeed. :lol:
kiss LG. x

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great to see you posting gem :kiss: xx
Quote by Bobbyrob
Can you swing if you got erectile dysfunction successfully ?,

soft swing would be a perfect place to start i think
Quote by gorgeously-yours
I dont know about equality act Dirty I have one price for all as do most socials but I think Commercial events have different rates for singles and couples . I ve been told its to keep the balance !!
Be interesting to know where that stands legally ... I may look it up out of interest thanks ...
Lizel thanks I plan to come to this next event but not happy to pay directly into a strangers bank account until last minute , xxx se ya there hopefully xx

we'll be there so see you on the night, hopefully and all things being equal it should be as good as the last event our only concerns would be how near it is to Xmas
Quote by sercher01
as it's getting to that time of year i thought id put this up as I've Just realised i'll be on my own this christmas day . just me and my dog . i can't remember this ever happening before ............bit daunting to be honest . im sure theres more people on here in the same boat .
how do/would you feel if it was you and what would you do ?

to be honest you would probably find me in some hot climate diving, why stay here ?
Quote by Max777
Personally I don't think the amount we have sent/pledged/spent at this time to aid the people of the disaster is anywhere near enough.
We have funds held in accounts specifically for this purpose, our aid fund is there to give aid around the world when needed, it's use at this time will have no effect on the UK economy.
These "foreigners" need our help and should get it.
I also doubt that the report I heard on Channel 4 News was the result of FB or Twitter, I am still more inclined to believe it was an error by an individual or individuals at Channel 4.
I don't doubt that some would then use that error to their own needs and for racist gain.

it doesn't matter how much is in the Kitty mids I'm afraid the likes of the Philippines do not have the mineral rich resources needed for a bigger donation.
£10 million seems to be in line with the likes of Japan and Australia and a little less than the USA. How much are other European countries donating?
I did read yesterday that China had donated a whopping £125K!
that's risen to 200k now but only in exchange for factories at a later date lol
we are always pretty top to the tree with donations max which is good for natural disasters
but bigger questions need to be asked like why are people starving and living in slums when billions are being spent on missions to mars and scotch whiskey.
Quote by MidsCouple24
Personally I don't think the amount we have sent/pledged/spent at this time to aid the people of the disaster is anywhere near enough.
We have funds held in accounts specifically for this purpose, our aid fund is there to give aid around the world when needed, it's use at this time will have no effect on the UK economy.
These "foreigners" need our help and should get it.
I also doubt that the report I heard on Channel 4 News was the result of FB or Twitter, I am still more inclined to believe it was an error by an individual or individuals at Channel 4.
I don't doubt that some would then use that error to their own needs and for racist gain.

it doesn't matter how much is in the Kitty mids I'm afraid the likes of the Philippines do not have the mineral rich resources needed for a bigger donation.
Quote by Trevaunance
I'll admit defeat.
Ive briefly searched BC, CH4, ITV and SKY yet I can't find any reference to any cars or computers? It just keeps saying water, blankets, food, shelter etc as you would expect
Are you sure you don't mean those that are needed by the aid team themselves?

I'm with you Trev all i can find is a reference to organising logistic routes first on channel 4 dunno
Quote by MidsCouple24
Yes the Philipinnes, desperate for clean water, tented accommodation, food aid, medicine and so much more, so I am quite dumbfounded to hear on tonights Channel 4 news that Britain has pledged 6 million pounds of aid, to wit cars and computors are winging their way to the disaster area as we speak. Cars and Computors ?

in order to coordinate aid more than fresh water and food is needed!! transport and a decent network would help to distribute the aid far more efficiently wink
Quote by Katniss
Stoptober
Id like to ask if anyone else is trying to stop smoking with the help of the Stoptober Campaign. Id really like to give up and i know its easier if others are giving up at the same time and supporting each other through the cravings and all that malarkey.

so how did we all do wink
Quote by Trevaunance
We prefer them younger due to Mrs T's fantasy of shagging younger guys.
it's amazing how many people cant grasp the concept betwixt being younger and looking younger smile

has she not worn out that fatasy yet and gone on to older men innocent
Quote by Trevaunance
It's only a few minutes of your day this year, so please remember the men and women that have died and been injured for our country.
You may argue and disagree at times, not least about the causes of war, but this is not the time or the place.
We shall be at the Exeter ceremony with our children tomorrow; We hope you will be replicating us elsewhere.

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Quote by lilnfil

Ffs not eveyones as old as you fil ;0) xx.

Oi poke I'll have you know I'm only 34 ........ I just like older women boink
Quote by gorgeously-yours
Ps you coming xx

No....its the way am sat ....ta boom tish rolleyes
Will the pool be open? xx
course it will but you know what its like on a sat night 125 peeps and its full with only a dozen or so chattin and the usual uninvited whispers :giggle: bolt:bolt:
Quote by DirtynSquirty
wideeyed you have my thoughts and opinions make of them what you wish!
i have no desire to hijack the thread, i have given our opinions to the OP and shared what we consider our niggled experiences of single males as a long term couple on this site.

Portraying personal preferences as site rules is rather hijacking the thread and should be challenged. And your frankly, bizarre use of the word wilderness to describe being single does overshadow somewhat the everyday theme of the thread. Maybe you were trying to be clever but it does come across as condescending, arrogant and quite unpleasant to us.
Happy to take the discussion to a new thread for expansion if it suits.
for your benifit! but im sure others understand the concept of golden rules they are not site rules they are unwritten codes of conduct, manners and respect

but if you want my true opinion then you are trolling, as i am very sure you understand fully
and as such id rather not feed the troll
wideeyed you have my thoughts and opinions make of them what you wish!
i have no desire to hijack the thread, i have given our opinions to the OP and shared what we consider our niggled experiences of single males as a long term couple on this site.
Quote by GnV
Moronic labour supporters and the money for nothing generation sadly.

struggling with this one. Money for nothing generation? Hang on a minute here, didn't we, as a nation, own in full railways, electric generating companies, gas companies, water companies, british telecom.......... the list goes on, and yet dear tory blue rinsed bitch maggie 'sold' them companies to 'us' the people that already owned them. Those companies then passed through our hands to the french, german, chinese........... etc until we are stretched beyond belief at the huge profits they generate for private individuals............. sorry, can't go on here. What an idiot.
Hummmm
How quickly you forget!
Hardly the blue rinse bitch you describe. She put an end to the immense power (no pun intended) wielded by the Trades Unions which saw the 3 day week, homes without electric, gas and coal. Rotting bodies stacking up waiting for burial. Huge piles of vermin infested rubbish lining Britain's streets.
You really prefer a return to that kind of scenario rather than the free market economy that exists today where you have the freedom of choice to select a provider rather than have the State owned one foisted on you?
i think the rub is G even after 30 years someone always wants to hold us to ransom over our utilities
Quote by DirtynSquirty

uninvited whispers are an absolute no no and always have been, although many seem to ignore this most golden of rules rolleyes

Think you might be confusing your personal preference with any general chat room rules 3. Anybody can whisper uninvited at any time if they so wish. Granted, there is a unwritten code, for some, that they should always be preceded with a request. And, as stated in our previous post if a request or dislike is stated in a users profile it should be respected.
Suspect that a majority of chatroom users across the board would welcome uninvited whispers as it happens!
sorry but this observation is based on talking to many many couples over quite a few years in the chat rooms,socials,house parties and meets....
meanwhile i think Your opinion would be based on the many years spent in the wilderness as a single male and not those more recently spent as a couple
whilst the odd whisper may be acceptable anything up to 30 uninvited whispers whist Liza is appearing on cam can and does become an annoyance and tedious which results in us either turning off whispers or the cam
as for asking to whisper first it's just good manners!!! wink
Quote by Godot
So, as a new single guy to this site I have been browsing the pages and sometimes posting. This place has a story section which makes me happy! But obviously I'd like to stop lurking at some point and actually meet people (best way to learn is to do etc). I know that the absolute worst thing I can do is crawl onto other people's computer screens drooling and leering, so I suppose its really two questions:
1. Which is a better way to introduce yourself, signing up for a big meet/event and chatting face to face or hanging out in the chatrooms online and building up a group of people who feel comfortable with you around?
2. Do people tend to message someone they like and meet up offline first (i.e. for coffee!), or is there a sort of ongoing video conference between loads of people for a few months and then people pair off and go their seperate ways as and when it suits them?
Yes I've seen the adverts for meetings, but it kind of looks like jumping in feet first would only lead to mistakes and frustration. I want a handle on what goes on here before jumping straight in (which is weird, because thats like the opposite of what you have to do outside, but never mind). So, any advice?

welcome to swinging Godot where everyone is different
suck it and see would be the order of the day, some will like what others hate.
chat rooms and socials seems to be the key with some quality pictures to boot
uninvited whispers are an absolute no no and always have been, although many seem to ignore this most golden of rules rolleyes
our biggest bug bare would be that there are two of us!!! many single guys seem to think that by ignoring/dismissing the male part of a couple the female will still want to meet,this definitely is not the case and often seals the fate of a potential meet.
our only other niggle is patience the fact that we swing does not mean we shag everyone or anyone. even though we go to clubs house parties and socials we just don't play for the sake of playing.
Quote by lilnfil

we certainly take profiles without pictures as suspect,

Busted!........Damn you! innocent
yep! you two are definitely suspect :eeek:
Quote by MidsCouple24
I am sure there are a lot of fans of the fantasy threads, not for me, I don't watch or read porn, I like the real thing or a nice movie on Sky wink
I like the threads that invoke thought and the threads that teach me something new lol

we always read and watch porn there's always something new or a good idea or two that make you think Ooh maybe we should try that or wear that type of thing :wink:
it's the way of swinging, i think people start to make contact then stop for what ever reason.
Quote by Paddy
Guilty.....
I use my

i bet toots is still scratching her head wondering what this(^) is
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Quote by Cubes
I'm afraid in my mind this woman is getting exactly what she wants. rolleyes The fact that she's now come out in support of it means they should pull the stunt and replace her with someone else.
She has failed at attracting celebrity in other ways, so she uses controversy to further her career.... and it's working. Her televised spats with Holly Willoughby are infamous, and are the main reason she keeps getting repeat appearances on that morning show.
I don't for a second believe she actually lives by her own public creed. I'm willing to bet that if someone with an obese child called Tyler offered her a TV show she'd adopt him as her kid's BFF.
Let's face it, if she was a nobody and she came in here with her over the top views, we'd just label her a troll and do our best to ignore her. Unfortunately it doesn't work that way in the media. sad

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glowing and accurate review
one would imagine that by now her children have skin as thick as a rinho
on the other hand im sure most of what she says is constructed to offend based on an impromptu interview i see her try to wriggle out of as she had very little in the way of answers to the questions she was asked