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Lizaleanrob
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Quote by Trevaunance
Or you could join the air force, fly off to distant countries, look down on smiling waving people and then drop bombs on them.
Then again there is always the Navy
you get to sail to foreign lands, meet lots of lovely ladies and then visit the doctor to explain your willy rot.

:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove:
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CROYDEN
the shit-hole center of the universe over poulated with wanna be gangsters
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Quote by Lost
James is my middle name and I'm a big fan of The Saint tv series, hence Templar!

Fuck! You didn't last long matey. Are we that horrible in here LoL
skippy's gone as well losty dunno
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Quote by Lost
I guess I can be judgemental about some things Rob and a couple of them sex related issues. One would be that of safe sex. Those that practice barebacking are making a mistake. Another would be of people swinging (read cheating) behind their partners back, let's be honest about it, it's just plain old lying. Of course there are the extremely rare exceptions. So yeah, I guess i am pretty much judge jury and executioner in respect to this.
I guess people, and I include myself in this, can be extremely vociferous when slapping away on keyboard in a way that they can't be face to face and use this to be able to fully vent vent feelings ideas and opinions without having to be polite.

we don't meet cheaters
we don't do bare back
what we do is allow others to make their own mistakes/problems (as long as were not involved we feel its none of our business)
we discovered that everyone has their thing, (sexual misdemeanor if you like)and although most are coupled with a Little common sense other prefer the extremes of swinging.
the fetish scene showed us not to question others kinks regardless! i think we just carried this through to the swinging scene and its probably why i find these witch hunts so bizarre.
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Quote by tricky-dicky
How about starting a petition to bring back flower and star dunno
bolt

Or get the 'has beens' to start posting again.
there's a thought lol
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we are toying with the idea of traveling the pacific and Indonesia Micronesia and Polynesia
but none of it would be complete without going to Easter island or Kiritimatiaka aka Christmas island two places id love to visit just for the heritage
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Quote by the_magik_s
Liza waxed, which she likes to add a good quality temp tattoo to for some reason it always looks dam good
me shaved and trimmed like magik

Good gardening skills guys wink
ahh i see what you did there :wanker: bolt
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Quote by GnV
How about starting a petition to bring back flower and star dunno
bolt

i think flower will be back G
along with his refreshed SH conspiracy theories
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I’ve noticed that recently there seems to be a lot of judgemental comments in the forums.
Other users seem to take on a judge jury and executioner role, to which a pack hunt of various posts/posters pursues
As swingers I would have thought that we have absolutely no right to judge others or make outlandish claims towards other users, which to be honest appear often to cross the AUP barrier
I’ve noticed this at least three times in the last month or so and it almost appears to be coupled with some sort of swinging snobbery.
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Quote by DirtynSquirty

WTF are you on
I'm afraid my illustration only points how patronising you was coming across,
my edited illustrations was about what type or patroniser i think you are
now I'm beginning to wonder if this couple knocked you back (other elements)at some time or another as that's some axe you seem to be grinding there fella
firstly their spelling and grammar now their integrity ....jeeze :doh:

Firstly you make the scurrilous and unfounded insinuation that I am educated and then you propose that I might have been knocked back, as you put it, by a couple that haven't had one meet in 5 years and 11 months on here.
What other depths would you plumb!
1 edit.
quote !!!
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Liza waxed, which she likes to add a good quality temp tattoo to for some reason it always looks dam good
me shaved and trimmed like magik
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Quote by Theladyisaminx
I don't know if others feel like me.
I have always looked at the forums for years and often in the past found threads or posts that have inspired me to write threads or join in posts. It seems just lately that looking down the titles of thread names I find it all a little bit depressing that I soon click out of the forums and don't feel compelled or inspired to write anything.
Where has the fun gone from this place?
Do others wonder the same thing?
I feel I need to go on a mission to spark some life back here as it feels like a wilted flower that needs some loving.
Would anyone like to help me?

i have a bit of time in the next 10 days so i will try to chip in to this worthy cause :thumbup:
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Quote by DirtynSquirty
Really!!!!
No! Fucking Really??
it's good to see genuine swingers hounded out in favour of those more versed in spelling and grammar.
i can't imagine how vulgar it must feel to fuck someone so uneducated banghead
and all those wonderful words and not a clue at how to string them together without being patronising

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Well..... i was Really honest and Blunt in the first two confused:
Well..... i was Really honest and Blunt in the first two :?:
Well..... i was Really honest and Blunt in the first two :?:
Your illustration of a couple appearing to be less than honest brings us neatly back to the original post.
The OP couple paint a familiar picture of a wronged user let down by others, one we generally hear from single guys. Their previous postings do indicate they have been let down a few times and their profile text, before deleted, alluded to time-wasters etc. Granted, any of us have and will be let down occasionally along the road but to never had a meet off of here in nearly six years is a highly questionable run of bad luck!
When guys have made the same gripe about lack of meets and genuine people etc I have always asked them what is the common denominator in all these failed meets. Surely it follows, that the bleating OP couple are the problem and the reason. Finding it incredulous that a couple with a "pretty" bi woman who didn't seem picky haven't managed to have a meet since joining in November 2007 because of others.
Other elements will be withheld in respect of naming and shaming AUP.
WTF are you on
I'm afraid my illustration only points how patronising you was coming across,
my edited illustrations was about what type or patroniser i think you are
now I'm beginning to wonder if this couple knocked you back (other elements)at some time or another as that's some axe you seem to be grinding there fella
firstly their spelling and grammar now their integrity ....jeeze :doh:
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Quote by DirtynSquirty
Really!!!!
No! Fucking Really??
it's good to see genuine swingers hounded out in favour of those more versed in spelling and grammar.
i can't imagine how vulgar it must feel to fuck someone so uneducated banghead
and all those wonderful words and not a clue at how to string them together without being patronising

3 edits!!!!!!
Well..... i was Really honest and Blunt in the first two confused:
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Really!!!!
No! Fucking Really??
it's good to see genuine swingers hounded out in favour of those more versed in spelling and grammar.
i can't imagine how vulgar it must feel to fuck someone so uneducated banghead
and all those wonderful words and not a clue at how to string them together without being patronising
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Quote by Cubes
... a woman crouched down to the bottom shelf in the supermarket and exposing an extensive view of her thong is very very sexy

You obviously don't shop in our branch of Asda! :scared:
;)
nope im not seeing it either
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Quote by Theladyisaminx
I believe there have always been many jobs that are physically and emotionally demanding within all sectors. Many of which don't provide pensions. Yet without these jobs being done for us all we wouldn't be able to survive the lifestyle we live today. Some have put their life on the line and died to provide us all. Some even demand being away from home for weeks at a time. These workers also provide taxes to pay all sector workers their pensions.
I think public sector workers are looked after and have it pretty easy in many ways far easier than all those in the private sector.
I believe all are needed to provide services that we all need and use. Why should one sector be treated differently from another?
We all pick our paths in life but we all don't expect to be looked after forever within the paths we choose. Would be very nice if we all were.
I don't want to undermine anyone's role in life. I would like to just see people think about others roles and not to always think of themselves when they have chosen their own path that gets changed by circumstance as often circumstance affects so many other peoples life all of the time when the money isn't there different actions have to take place.

:thumbup: always a pleasure to read your posts lady
and ermm welcome back to the forums wave
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Quote by GnV
Local booulangers bread in France is fucking awful unless eaten quite seriously within 20 minutes of being baked or dunked in something more edible at a later time. The stuff is course and hard and made out of flour, the like of which we seldom get in this country, being course and unrefined as would not be accepted here in Blighty.

But isn't that the point Lost?
The bread is 'fucking awful' to Brits because they prefer to eat cotton wool slices steeped in E's and preservatives to make it last longer.
French bread, on the other hand, is made with raw products and bugger all preservatives which is why it doesn't stay fresh for long. The classic boulanger will bake many times a day; certainly very early in the morning for the people going to work followed by maybe two further bakes during the day. Left over bread will be used in soup or, as Lost says dunked in next morning's breakfast coffee bowl.
It's just another way of life but, IMHO, there are much nicer things to stuff in your mouth than Warburtons's finest cotton wool.
i must admit whilst i do like the odd french pan baguette with a nice french cheese
it holds no weight when pitted against its Spanish cousin and good stewed sweet peeper salad and a good Rioja wink
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Quote by Katniss
Bloody failed already due to a whole heap of new stress just been thrown at me banghead
but have cut down now to 5 a day, this is hard work

thats still good :thumbup:
what about an e-cig least the nicotine is still there for when you need it
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Quote by Katniss
she was on telly again the other morning, banging on about how teachers shouldnt strike, shes a sanctamonious judgemental woman, i cant stand her and had to switch off

its not just me kat is it, she is absolutely fucking hateful :censored:
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barbarians the lot of you
why eat sugar and salt rich foods when the purest of food is right here
you cannot beat a real nice piece of steak be it fillet/ribeye/rump/serloin/tbone/porterhouse :bounce:
foreign food most of its made for the british pallet and nothing like the real thing wink
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Quote by herts_darlings1
I reckon swinging in syria could be f*ckin risky

Think it would count more as an extreme sport.
no where near as risky as dogging in Dubai :huh:
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Quote by Cubes
Okay ladies and gents... just to be clear: If you object to someone's apparent moral code, please feel free to walk away from the thread. Nobody's forcing you to get involved.
That said, how about we let the OP have her thread back now, if she still wants it? dunno

Excuse me !!!
me losty and herts are in the middle of hijacking this thread if you dont mind
Jeeze:: some people rolleyes
bolt:bolt:
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our daughter suffers the same thing
in a supermarket reacently "mom i've got the heroin" (herring flavoured cat food)
and shouting across to liza "mom i have the craps" (crepes)rolleyes
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Quote by Lost
Reads to me like the lady in question and her prospective lover are trying to snatch a sneaky couple of hours by themselves without their partners knowledge. OK its not explicit and i'm not an analyst of wordy bollox so my opinion still stands and if i'm wrong i guess i'm going to hell on a bus

You must be proper posh! I was always told I would be going to hell on a hand cart!
Can't be that posh herts. Apparently i have to share the damned bus with Rob! lol
shhhhh herts, losty dont know its an old omnibus and he's right it aint posh if im on it
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Quote by MidsCouple24
really mids you do read a lot more into things than are ever there
i suggested we did not know all the facts
trev stated as a community we sometimes are a little to quick assume things (which i have also been guilty of at one time or another )
but no one no where has pointed a finger at you jez!!!! all your guilty of is being a oversensitive to whats written in the forum or laymans term being a bit of a tit lol

Thankfully someone else noticed the meaning behind my last post, namely that on reflection I may have leapt to the wrong conclusion. I don't think so, but I offered a reason what had made me to think so.
It's getting to the stage round here that I can't even point out my own mistakes without someone taking offence. Just for the record, this time I do mean you Jed.
at least you got his name right bolt
You see now, I could accept what you say, I could accept people pointing out facts, such as there being no admission or proof of someone cheating in the OPs post, but when it is coupled with a minor but relevant snipe at people in the forums I make no apology for finding it to be part of the normal "attacks on posters" however minor it was.
And I refer to the bit .....
That's a very good point Rob, and it certainly seems there is an assumption amongst the morally incorruptible forumites of cheating.
You don't have to be on your high horse or morally incorruptible to see that there is a a possibility of cheating, regardless of that I simply offered advice that was requested
OMG
Really jed !!!!
i think you need to get a third party to read it all to you, as somewhere your missing the point.
there are no snipes at you! yes i spelt your name wrong (flog me for it )then made a quip at my own inabilities
WTF makes you think your that important to us that we wish to drag out your every word or do you have complex about being unimportant so make a big thing about it
trev gives the correct advise press the the little yellow triangle
in edit: if im honest, firstly your talking BOLLOX mids
and secondly trev wasted far to much time writing his eloquent reply to you jed as it will be wasted on you
i applaud trev for writing it worship:worship:
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Quote by Katniss
Stoptober
Id like to ask if anyone else is trying to stop smoking with the help of the Stoptober Campaign. Id really like to give up and i know its easier if others are giving up at the same time and supporting each other through the cravings and all that malarkey.

sorry did mine a few years back but good luck doing yours
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Quote by MidsCouple24
Oh god, October 1st tomorrow and I haven't even started my Christmas Shopping yet,

jed your a bloke we dont go xmas shopping till 4 oclock on xmas eve
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will I have to pay a penalty ?

probably having to suffer the label of being a bit of a woman if you xmas shop before the above date
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oh hang on, still got Halloween to go yet

is that not why doorbells have batteries, so that they can be removed for the trick or treat onslaught
Quote by MidsCouple24

before the big marketing onslaught hits us,

that would be Simon cowel and the well and truly pre fixed xmas no 1
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Quote by Trevaunance
really mids you do read a lot more into things than are ever there
i suggested we did not know all the facts
trev stated as a community we sometimes are a little to quick assume things (which i have also been guilty of at one time or another )
but no one no where has pointed a finger at you jez!!!! all your guilty of is being a oversensitive to whats written in the forum or laymans term being a bit of a tit lol

Thankfully someone else noticed the meaning behind my last post, namely that on reflection I may have leapt to the wrong conclusion. I don't think so, but I offered a reason what had made me to think so.
It's getting to the stage round here that I can't even point out my own mistakes without someone taking offence. Just for the record, this time I do mean you Jed.
at least you got his name right bolt
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