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Long__un
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 51

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You can hide in the top left corner for the first 10 seconds,
then you're on your own. MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Sorry, i didn't know it had already been on here.
Only been on this forum about a week and a half now.
Best horror b-movies : The Evil Dead trilogy.
Bruce Campbell is a legend. 'Gimme some sugar baby' cool
Tonight : Birthday meal with friends then on the piss.
Tomorrow : Go-karting then on the piss.
Sunday : Pray for decent weather. Doing first skydive at Redlands, Swindon.
Wish me luck! :high-smile:
Don't know if it's true but my bro told me this.
If you eat loads of Marmite it repels mozzies
and you won't get bitten while on your hols.
Something to do with the yeast apparently. confused
Best party trick I have ever seen was at my old local pub.
A regular called Justin did a headstand against the wall then while upside down,
necked a whole pint of bitter in one :!:
That's ok then. I off to shag my bike now see you all tomorrow. smile
Don't look at me like that!
I never said i'd give up sex for them. I just prefer them that's all.
Stop picking on me. sad
What's your favourite tune and why?
For me it's got to be 'Adagio For Strings - Tiesto remix'
Cuttin' shapes at Tramps, Las Americas, Tenerife. Happy days... cool
Christ! On my own in every sense at the moment.
Charlotte Church, Colin and Edith not allowed in Room 101.
What is the world coming too? sad
1. Light 1 shot of Sambuca in a small tumbler glass.
2. Once lit, quickly place hand over glass forming a vacuum.
3. Break vacuum and snort fumes.
4. Pour Sambuca into mouth.
5. Swill it around.
6. Tilt head back, open mouth.
7. Put lighter to edge of mouth and light it.
8. Let burn for a few seconds.
9. MOST IMPORTANT. Shut mouth to extinguish flame.
10. Neck it.
11. Get upturned glass, pour residue from shot glass onto it.
12. Snort residue.
13. Cue lots of eye watering.
14. Go back to 1. biggrin
GUY : Want to know how to weigh your breasts?
GIRL : Sure!
GUY CUPPING BREASTS IN HANDS : WHEHAAYY!!
Jo Whiley
Sara Cox
Spoony
Colin and Edith
I have to put up with their 'talent' every day at work.
Better include Radio 1 on that list as well.
Been riding bikes for 15 years. Nothing gives me more of a thrill. Sex is fun, but for me the two just don't compare. Like i said before, I know i'm in the minority.
I take it you don't know what a suzuki gsxr750 is then?
No worries mate, it's a motorbike. (a quick one too!)
Alright babe, do you like chicken?
Well suck my cock it's fowl. wink
Need some help with the 2 o clock bin rake at the local nightclub.
Best I can come up with is 'Any chance cupcake?' cool
Charlotte Church...Talentless, Gobby Welsh Trout. Just F*** OFF.
New back tyre or new pair of shoes for her?
Hmmmm.....Pirelli it is then. lol
I did go into the cafe. Posted 'Are bikes better than sex' and sort of introduced myself.
I'm just wandering around the site trying to get a feel for it. Must admit, you seem like a nice friendly girl.
Thanx babe. Can't think of any more bad jokes now. I know some bad chat up lines though... Do you come here often?
I know i'm probably in the minority but hurtling around Wales upwards of 150mph, stopping at a pub, eventually stop shaking like a shitting dog to get myself a drink and sit in the sunshine just does it for me I guess.
Hi everyone, i'm Drew from Hereford. Quite new to the scene but not afraid to make new friends. I'm into the bike scene as well (own a Gsxr750 Srad). Anyone out there up for a blast into the welsh mountains? Looking for nsa fun with like minded females too. Pillion passengers welcome as long as you don't mind going too fast.
And yes, I do think bikes are better than sex.
Cheers,
Drew x