Long__un's Profile

24 Nov 2005

Highland Toffee
Super Sids
Traffic Light Lollies
White candy sticks that looked like cigarettes (so that you could pretend that you smoked)
Happy days... biggrin

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23 Nov 2005

Weekend - I feel good, James Brown.
Weekday - Comfortably numb, Pink Floyd.

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23 Nov 2005

Got one for this place.
Welcome to the jungle - Guns'n'roses. :taz:

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18 Nov 2005

If I had a load of those freaky cup a soup furry arms, i'd send you all some. biggrin

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18 Nov 2005

John West salmon ad where the bear gets kicked in the nuts. :sparring:

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18 Nov 2005

I reckon that Honda chain reaction ad is one of the best ever.
Kickin' soundtrack too. Sugarhill Gang, Rappers Delight. cool

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18 Nov 2005

What's white, fluffy and sits in trees?
A sanitary owl. :scared:

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18 Nov 2005

Christ! I thought my jokes were bad...

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18 Nov 2005

I think it's Barry Scott, not that I watch much tv...

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18 Nov 2005

Nevermind... At least you'll get a free ringtone...
bolt

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18 Nov 2005

I still don't get the 'Phones 4 U' ads.
Weird american with a town full of freaky hillbillies. confused

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18 Nov 2005

Can't believe they got away with that one. biggrin

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18 Nov 2005

That'll be Jimmy Nesbitt then.
Stuck in advert land along with Martin 'SCS Sofas' Kemp
and Sean 'uuur two' Bean.

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18 Nov 2005

Quote by cc_7up
Definitly the 'Smash' advert

cc_7up

Those smash martians used to scare the shit out of me when i was a kid! :scared:

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18 Nov 2005

Mine has to be Peter Kay throwing his mum out to make room for a snooker table.
Check out for a great collection of adverts. biggrin

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17 Nov 2005

Parasail from the back of a land rover with an ex raf chute and a home made harness.

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17 Nov 2005

What's the maddest thing you've ever done?
It could be anything from jumping off your wardrobe in your batman costume,
to jumping out of a plane at 12000 ft. :silly:

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17 Nov 2005

I've got a brand new combine harvester - The Wurzels.
'I've got 40 acres and you've got 43, i've got a brand new combine harvester
and i'll give you the key'
magic.. drinkies

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17 Nov 2005

The Frog Chorus - We all stand togetther.
Bom, Bom, Bom, Nay- eee-eye!
Pure gold...

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16 Nov 2005

I am the invisible man - Queen

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16 Nov 2005

Spitting image 'The Chicken Song'
Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deck chair up your nose... :gagged:

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16 Nov 2005

I've got it too. But i'm a dj. Whats your excuse?

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16 Nov 2005

Party with Black Lace!
Agadoo
Hands up
Y.M.C.A
In the navy
D.I.S.C.O
Viva Espana
Superman
etc etc etc..

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16 Nov 2005

Nope, animal would say AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

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16 Nov 2005

smart arse!

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16 Nov 2005

alright alright i'm going..

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16 Nov 2005

i'll get my coat..

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16 Nov 2005

Apparently said my ex's name in my sleep when i was with my last female companion.
Ever tried 'Rodeo sex'?
Take her doggy style, then just as you are about to cum, call out her sisters / mothers
name and see how long you can hang on for. lol

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16 Nov 2005

Yep. Works every time... cool

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16 Nov 2005

Go down for the first 2 seconds then go up to the top left corner. rolleyes

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