There seems to be a lot of parody cyber-sex posts at the moment (most of them laugh out loud funny!) but I was wondering if anybody really does practise this or what peoples views on it are? I've got two tales, the first was accidental, I got chatting to a girl a year or so back, instantly hit it off and we chatted into the early hours of the morning. By the end of the night, we got on to the subject of sex and turn ons, and eventually found that we were both masturbating, there was no cams or video and I didn't have a clue what she looked like, but I do remember having one of the most long, luxurious and best hand shandies of my life, before saying goodnight and retiring to bed, content. Upon waking the next morning, I instantly logged on to chat to her, and we were both so totally overwhelmed with the previous nights proceedings, it was strange, like we had connected. It's a shame that after a while we lost touch, but I do sometimes find myself wondering what it would have been like if we had met, or what the sex would have been like. In the second, much less successful tale, I found myself logging onto a chat site to find such activity, but found the whole process of arranging it cold, and too clinical. I guess that's a yes and a no from me, and I wouldn't go looking for it again, but I'd like to know what peoples opinion is. Over to you guys!
I always thought the best way to deal with them (especially Jehovas), if you had the time, was just to get totally engrossed in what theyre saying, agree to sign up for everything, waste a good ten minutes of their working day, then just smile and say no thank you as you walk away? Well that's what I do. Maybe it's a worthy distraction as I detest shopping! One exception though, is that I always give to animal charities, especially cats. I don't know what it is about animals but it really gets to me to hear of them abused. That's definetly one thing my friends would say annoys them about me, I'm too giving towards animal charities. I think it's true that if you gave the suggested donation per month to all of them, that theres so many it would start costing a lot of money, but I think a few pence in the street when I'm strolling through town is acceptable. Also another thing I don't begrudge is petitions, it only takes 30 seconds to sign a piece of paper, even if you don't listen to every detail in the inevitable spiel. But of course, people trying to sell you insurance or a credit card when your shopping for beans is too much, that I think we could all do without! Rant over!
Lew x
P.S. Thats the first time I ever wrote "Rant over" in a forum post. I feel so righteous!
I know but somebody has my digital camera at the moment and I'm not posting very old pictures of myself! Hopefully will get it returned before long and post my mug for all to see!
Good Morning forum! I've just put the link to my ad on my profile/posts, does it work? Please somebody let me know. Thanks and have a good day!
Lew x
Hiya Chaz! Fellow newbie myself here, you'll soon find that everybodies very friendly here, have you thought about being assigned a mentor? Somebody a bit more experienced than you will take you under their wing and show you the ropes a little bit. I was nervous at first, but feel a lot more comfortable now that somebodys looking out for me and advising me on all of the aspects involved with swinging.
P.S. Alex are you a marketing tool to generate traffic for SH? If your avatar changes daily then you can guarantee that I (and a lot more young men like myself) will come to the site everyday, just to see your beautiful physique!
Haha I don't know if they'd appreciate that title. Hot Fuss is a good album, definetly one to have in at summertime!
Excellent 6 times! Did you ever see them while they were being supported by an unknown little band called "The Killers"?
Dino I like your BSP signature, I don't know if you've ever been to a show, they passed through Lincoln last year and they really DO drape the place in greenery. Along with fake plastic owls and a huge stuffed bear...
Yeah i agree, the only other forum I've been a member of is on football365, and you can't really talk to football fans about female ejaculation and the clitoris! ...well you could but it wouldn't do your brain anygood! So is anyone going to explain to me what my vanilla lifestyle is??
Hi everyone I'm Loowis. I'm a newbie here so be friendly! I'm being mentored under mals scheme and thought it best to let you guys know who I am. I'm 5'10, medium build, dark hair and a trendy dresser. I work full time, run my own place and am currently studying for my diploma in Customer Services, hopefully one day I'll get into Uni. I'm willing to get on with anybody, and my interests include music, films and seeing live bands. I guess I'm just looking for friendship and a bit of a laugh, feel free to pm me, I would appreciate it and reply as soon as I get the chance.
Lew x
So how long has everybody been here, or into swinging as a whole?
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