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30 Mar 2005

Quote by lilacgem
Did everyone else get "You are a smashing person and you needn't worry what other people say about you !"
Wonderful Test, right on the button

You must have put down the same answers as me biggrin

Your a 7ft Snowlizard from Snkzara too ??? WOW well a big fleedle snigget to you too :wink:

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30 Mar 2005

Did everyone else get "You are a smashing person and you needn't worry what other people say about you !"
Wonderful Test, right on the button wink

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30 Mar 2005

Quote by Trapper
No Longer A Registered User!

Thanks for that, don't you just love acronyms TTFN lol

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30 Mar 2005

Quote by Parrot
Tracy.... There are several reasons for a good seller to be NARU'd..

I am an ebayer myself and this is an interesting thread, but one questions,
What does NARU'd mean ?
Yours confused

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30 Mar 2005

Quote by Clare_Lincs
Never did a Hi Im new thread Thing is,in my opinion that newbies can get known just as well by erm just posting on other threads!(Less likely to get savaged from the off aswell)

Being a newbie (Joined only a few weeks ago) This is the way I am trying to get known (And possibly get on the list for the Nottingham Munch hint hint lol

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I just felt it was a bit forward to post a 'HI IT'S ME' post when no one yet knows me from Adam, and mum always told me not to make a fuss wink

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30 Mar 2005

For us it was a series of events. We have both been a 'bad influence' on each other since we met, but becoming more mature mentally and more at ease with our bodies and our sexual tastes sort of led us both into it.
(Sorry for the very dry reply, will think up some humour for next time lol

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29 Mar 2005

Quote by seagull69
Didn't read the article but the one and only time we went to utopia we nearly fell asleep with boredom Somtimes I wonder whether these exposes are infact a bit of free advertising for these clubs. As someone wrote read like an ad.

I wonder if owners around the country are ringing the NOTW to tell of their outrage of a swingers club they 'know nearby'. Lovely way to get free advertsing, not sure its the right clientele they should be aiming for though, place will be all reporters and no swingers :lol:
BTW Wouldn't the reporters be easy to indentify by their camera, old mac, and hat with 'press' on the band wink

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29 Mar 2005

Quote by Parrot
I think men have the best toy, no batteries needed, always with you, just need to figure out how to get in back into action 5 mins after using it

I find the nipple adjusters work best for speedy recovery.
Thanks, I better just go and test that with a bit of tweaking :wink:

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29 Mar 2005

Quote by rachel-lane
ooh bugger thats right i have to take tablets fankies fabio i forgot cant up the dose anymore or ill end up with tits like dolly parton :shock:

Which tablets are these, I wouldn't mind a pair of them myself lol

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29 Mar 2005

I think men have the best toy, no batteries needed, always with you, just need to figure out how to get in back into action 5 mins after using it wink

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29 Mar 2005

Quote by bluexxx
Walking in the fresh spring air is better than sex... miles better....
Did I really say that? :shock:

Or that feeling of opening the tent door and lying there all warm and snugly in your sleeping bag, breathing in the fresh spring air and viewing all that green countryside around you :high-smile:

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29 Mar 2005

Quote by Tool
When you've driven for miles holding a pee in because there aren't any toilets, then you finally get to one and let it flow........I always tell her that's better than sex.

PMSL - I so know that feeling, the moment of release can bring such a smile to ones face lol

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29 Mar 2005

Quote by westerross
Good start James - Accountant and good sense of humour eh? Rare combination there!! :lol:

Not that rare, I think accountancy is full of humour, what about that funny errata to the VAT guides that stated:
'After Cabbages please insert Condoms'
See Accountancy can be funny :lol:

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29 Mar 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
I swear a lot :twisted:

I hope in a good way and not 'That was F**king quick' lol

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28 Mar 2005

Quote by J3diMast3r
for the record the only James Bond is Sean Connery.

I think Pierce Brosnan comes a close secind though. Always thought he'd be a good JB after seeing him as the Russian agent in 'The Fourth Protocol'.
I heartily agree with that, Pierce had the right amount of dodgy jokes and cold steel looks.
BTW Sorry, I know this is supposed to be about Dr Who and Ant and Dec.

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27 Mar 2005

Quote by Drifter
Welcome back Dr Who! The first time in weeks I have had cause to turn on my television. Though my favourite Doctor is Jon Pertwee, closely followed by Tom Baker......

Dr Who for definate, never watched Ant and Dec, not after Biker Grove anyway wink

I thought the new Dr was alot like the 'true' Dr - Tom Baker, but it seems lots of people thought he was like Jon Pertwee, maybe we see in him what we want to see biggrin

PS Awaiting the wrath of the Dr Who fans for making the 'true' doctor comment :D and while I am on the subject, for the record the only James Bond is Sean Connery.

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27 Mar 2005

I want to fuck you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside
NIN 'Closer'
For some reason those lyrics have always stuck with me.

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27 Mar 2005

Quote by DeniseBabe
Our conversation was actually what we had witnessed in the chat room if that helps shed any light. Of course everyone has reservations and limits. We just stated we had never seen a man say he only wanted a single women yet lots of single women tend to say they only want a single man.

Is this because the women are looking for partners or is it because the women may not believe that the married men are doing it with their partners consent, and are therefore protecting themselves from being involved in any possible marital problems ?

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26 Mar 2005

Quote by Tania
Does the sexual version of frustration still have that cool plastic dome thing with the dice in the middle ?? :shock:

What do you mean? Something like this?

I cannot believe what Astronauts have to go through nowadays lol

And with regards to the sexual fustration, why not relieve yourself while making him watch but not touch, that should give him a piece of his own medicine wink

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26 Mar 2005

Quote by Lil_Bunny
I tried social conformity (house, live in partner, "normal" life, kids etc) and it didn't work for me. Possibly I was with the wrong partner but I'm mature enough to realise I don't need a partner to feel fulfilled or complete.

Glad you are mature enough to realise that. Life is for living, not hoping what will come.
'Single' and 'married' are social tags not a state of mind, I know 'married' people who treat each other like strangers and single people who have very deep relationships with others.
People are far too complex to generalise that men want this and women want that, and to be honest I would find it a bit strange if women were joining a swinging site just in search of a partner. It would be like that fable that all motor repair night school classes are full of women all thinking they will find a man good with his hands lol

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25 Mar 2005

So what happens if you have a goatee, a moustache AND sideburns ?
Do I have an anti-personality ?
Should I be careful not to mix with people with personalities incase I cause a rip in the fabric of facial hair dynamics ?
Is this the beginnings of an episode for the new Dr Who series ?
Answers on a postcard to the usual address.....

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25 Mar 2005

I think there may be some confusion here, I thought it was that men thought about sex more, thatâ€™s not the same as having a bigger sex drive.
Its that old problem of a mans wants, and a mans actually getting his lazy arse off the settee wink

My wife has a much higher sex drive than me (I now await the many offers to help me alleviate the problem lol

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25 Mar 2005

Quote by guy4fun
The phrase MILF came from american pie part one...

I can remember using this term well before American Pie. Me and my friends many years ago, back when we were teenagers, decided to have a vote on whose mum was milf and mine won biggrin

I was very proud, but please understand I didnâ€™t vote for my mum myself, now that would have just been weird wink

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25 Mar 2005

Quote by bonnienclyde
Funny thing though with previous ads we had single guys reply even though we said they would not be replied to, but with my pic included we have had none.

Now theres an interesting thing, perhaps including a picture of the man as well as the woman acts as some sort of single guy repellant lol

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24 Mar 2005

Quote by littlemee

And Littlemee, have you been watching Waynes World recently

No, but I knew I'd heard it somewhere!!!
I only wish I were that original & inspirational.
Its ok, your secrets safe with me, honest :wink:

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24 Mar 2005

The music is so annoying and the game so infuriating, but why can't I drag myself away from it, please someone drag me away from it now banghead

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24 Mar 2005

Ok mine was the girls out of â€˜Five Starâ€™ if anyone can remember them lol
And did someone mention Andrew Ridgley ? Well just to get my only claim to fame in quickly, my French teacher was George Michaelâ€™s sister !!!
And Littlemee, have you been watching Waynes World recently wink

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24 Mar 2005

Me and my wife are newbies here, but one thing we have noticed while going through the photo adverts is that where there are photos, they are usually of the female partner.
Now thatâ€™s fine for me, but my wife likes to see whatâ€™s on offer so to speak and not just a â€˜hotdogâ€™ shot, a whole body would be nice clothed or unclothed.
Now is this because it has always been done this way, are the men shy or is there a bit of sexism going on.
Thoughts and comments welcome. biggrin

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24 Mar 2005

Quote by LordZenx
Venus - What is right ?
I am
Venusxxx

Thanks for sorting that out for me, I feel alot better now biggrin

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24 Mar 2005

Quote by VenusnMars

How can you categorise for everyone what is 'right' ?

Easy. Ask Venus :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
I may regret this but here goes......
Venus - What is right ? wink

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