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Lovecommando
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 66

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I'm sorry I couldn't make it to the party. It sounds like you all had a teriffic time. Many thanks to Marcuso for the invite, much appreciated. As I didn't get the chance to I'll just say............

LC
Quote by HarryJones
Ohhh I get two mentions already biggrin and I've sadly only made one short porn film in my whole career, the gorgeous camerawoman was making the most wonderful sounds. :D
Regards
Harry Jones

That would be the classic 70's porn movie, "The Devil in Harry Jones".
Here's a pic of Harry in action on set. Notice the trademark black socks Harry wore which started quite a trend with all the other male porn stars of that era.

LC wink
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
MSN is down = it's not you or your puter.
phredd

Nope, mine's working.
LC
Quote by Calista
Administrator ................... Reckon this one goes to Mark!
Aeronautics .................. Covering the Mile High contingent
Aviation Skills training options ...... For those willing but nervous!
Angler ................... no fish jokes please rolleyes
Artist ................... piss or drawing?
Art Enthusiast .................. For the discerning vouyer
Astronomer .................. For the doggers.
Athletics .................. in case the hubby comes home early.
Camp Cook .................. mince anyone?
Camper ................. Swinging Holiday service?
Campsite Service ........... ahem .. think this is self explanatory
Canoeist ................ For those up the creek without a paddle maybe?
Caver ................ no size comments gents!
Circus Skills ................ has to be marmalaid's badge
Community .................. the official gangbang badge?
Cyclist ................. a comment came to mind but I'm too polite ;)
Dinghy Sailor .................. for those with water beds ?
D.I.Y. .................. no comment
Electronics ................. Violet wand maybe?
Emergency Aid .............. to go with the above?????
Entertainer .................. any number of people on this site
Equestrian ................... as above
Oh I give up .... any one else want to add?
C x

Ok, here's a few.
Forester - an oral badge.
Guide - the mentors.
Hobbies - goldfish collectors.
Interpreter - for interpreting obscure forum posts.
Librarian - anyone with a porn archive.
Martial Arts - TNH, Blue have these.
Master at Arms - Sarge.
Mechanic - sex machine fetishists
Meteorologist - more doggers.
Naturalist - change that to naturists.
Photographer - lots of those here.
Physical Recreation - anyone who has sex on a regular basis.
Pioneer - for new and unusual sexual practices.
Power Coxswain - for guys who are longstayers.
Public Relations - for attending an orgy.
Pulling - everyone at some point.
Quartermaster - anyone who invites others to stay over at theirs.
Smallholder - someone with a small penis.
Snowsports - people who go dogging in February.
Sports Enthusiast - energetic shaggers.
Survival Skills - attending Blue's partys.
Water Sports - self explanatory.
Writer - for best posts on forum.
Welcome to SH North Star.
It's never too late. If you are an active member of the BDSM scene then you will understand that respect for others and their boundaries is important. Same here. Being accepted into the swinging scene is down to those two principles, plus perseverance & personality. This is a community and if you are genuine then all things will follow. It just takes time and getting to know people. You'll no doubt know what a munch is by definition and you'll be able to go to them after if you are active on the forums or chatroom first. This is a lively site with many diverse and interesting people. Stick around and who knows.....!
Regards
LC
Guinness or any stout for that matter.
Tilda Riazz microwave rice.
The internet, blogs & blogging in general.
Lost.
SG1.
Jimi Hendrix.
LC
Where the hell is Zootle? Remember him?
And talking of people up in Scotland, can't recall seeing Slydewoosh for a while either.
Nice to know Rocky Horror's about somewhere.
LC
Used a cash machine today & saw a message that said all NatWest machines will be down from to for the changeover on Sunday. Imagine if you need a few quid for a taxi or summit & find you can't access your cash. Just thought I'd let peeps know to aviod anyone finding themselves in this predicament.
LC
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1


Thats a fake fur throw so maybe his pillows do actually match the quilt smile
I think that is a ASDA Throwover = we have a black one wink
phredd
Can't be me then.......I don't shop at Asda! :grin:
LC :wink:
I met Queen before they were really famous & was party to their pre-gig soundcheck. After they had finished I went to the gents lavs & just as I was washing my hands Freddie Mercury came in. I was so awestruck, I legged it! lol
LC
Quote by Tra-n-Lee
Theres a difference between having preferences and being deliberately antagonistic and offensive to people. No sense of community and a "head up their own ass" complex basically.
"looking for certain type of people" is very very different to "no fat old mingers"!
And we take it as an insult that we look or sound like we have anything like the latter attitude.

Well said Tra-n-Lee. :thumbup: We've seen a few on here trying to defend this attitude, whilst at the same time pretending they mean no offense. They are nothing more than trolls.
LC
Wotcha, Neil! Good to see you back on-line again. This place has been seriously lacking in quality bollox these past months. So open up that document file you've been keeping all your scribblings in and let the bollox commence. lol
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Hi Rebecca, welcome back to the site again. Judy has often sung your praises & you have cropped up in conversations now & again. Hopefully, I'll get to meet you sometime.
So are those photos on your website the new ones then? Gorgeous!
Take care.
LC
This is the first official picture of Daniel Craig as Bond. He looks fine to me, but yes, opinion is quite divided as to his looks on the fan forums as well.
Quote by cc_7up
Can anyone tell me if Craig Daniels was in,'Our friends in the north' ?dunno confused
cc_7up

Yup! It's one of the dramas where he made an early impression as an actor.
LC
Quote by da69ve
I liked the Bourne Films.........i think they want to go in that direction.

Yes, me too. The Bourne films have been such a success that EON have decided audiences are ready for a darker more realistic Bond story. 'Casino' will be more plot driven & there'll be less of the gadgets & the corny one liners, according to Campbell the director.
LC
Quote by da69ve
Well i will give him a chance to show us what he has.......as far as i know he will be playing a young Bond on his first mission as a 00 will be interesting to see a "wet behind the ears Bond" and discovering what makes him become the Bond we all know now.

Yes, there has been a lot of talk about how they are going to portray Bond in this production. Bond's mission inCasino Royaleis not strictly his first mission , though it's the first book. The film will explore what makes him into the character we know, having undergone torture, betrayal & a crisis of conscience. Dark, gritty & dramatic it will be.
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After two & a half years of searching for a replacement for Pierce Brosnan, EON productions have today revealed their new JB, British actor Daniel Craig. It was a tough decision for EON as to who to choose for the forthcoming production Casion Royale, considering over 200 actors. Craig's perfomance in Layer Cake brought him to the attention of Barbara Broccoli & there was much infighting as to who should get the role. Finally all the speculation is over but some fear that Craig is not the right actor for the role, citing he's just not attractive enough. Many, including myself think Craig will make a fine Bond, as he has a stong screen prescence. So, will men want to be him & women want to bed him?

Craig. Ladies man?
You been through the mill this past year & it's glad news to hear that things are improving for you all. You've proven you are all very strong & resilient people to have endured what you've had to suffer & an example to the rest of us.
Here's wishing you all the very best for the future. biggrin
LC
Good to see you again Arti! wave
Yeah, where is MQ, eh? Miss her a lot, she was a good poster. And haven't seen PJ1 around here for a while, either!
LC.
Quote by SXBOY
that would need some serious lubrication

Or a squirt of WD40 to keep the mechanism running smoothly! Should do nicely! :P
BTW is that duck....i mean 'duct tape' stuck on the top? Hmmm.....perhaps it's a member from SH who's selling it! wink
LC
Nylons, especially fully-fashioned nylons, they are the original nylons & I admit I have quite a fetish for them. There are many women who have their own websites dedicated to these type of glamour stockings & they are very popular.
Pantyhose is another niche fetish that has it's followers & it's very popular on many websites.
Stockings & sussies do it for me though, every time. wink
LC
Quote by dambuster
our first kinda mini munchie was really gud although we were both "shitting it" and thought we would feel uncomfortable to describe the way we felt would frankly be like someone getting a small pin stickng it in your let ear lobe whilst a orangtan tries to felch your arse.............but.................it was good we liked it !!!! it was fun!!!
thnx em!!!!lol
louxxxxx

redface Is arse felching a good or a bad thing ?
What is it ?
Lou, what an amazing imagination you have. rotflmao
DB read about felching here
And your next question is " what's a snowball?" :rascal:
LC
Quote by jezzay
Where's oxysweeties?

Wasn't oxysweeties what Marine Boy ate to help him breathe underwater...ah, no that was oxygum!
Do yer mean ockysweeties? I was wondering myself....not posted since July! What happend to them?
LC
You see it's all a matter of timing. I come and go. And I thought I hadn't seen Lovecommando for a while but here he is. With a shiny new avatar.
And how come these people who used to do pretty good posts get banned? I remember Manofmuchfun getting his come-uppance but can't remember why.
And now I'm terrified of leaving in case I don't get missed and don't get a mention on this post!!!!!!
Jezzay
Aww...Jezzay! And here's me thinking nobody noticed! kiss Yeah, I've been sitting on the back-benches here at SH for a long while now, but been to a few munches of late, so keeping in touch with the SH community that way.
But................mostly this week I've been............ blogging! wink
How's the bookclub going. Anymore meetings planned? :P
LC