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Over 90 days ago
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Quote by northants69m
Hiya
This would be my first munch but I've been here a while, and usually pop into the chatroom as northants_david.
Can you put me down please? And may I bring a lady friend?
David

Quote by midsguy32

Hiya can you put me down I've been a member for quite a while just never really used the forums.I placed an ad ages ago & visit the chatroom now and again.I live in leics but have never been to a munch sounds good fun & I may be able to bring an x GF along.

I can add you guys to the list but all guests must be members of SH. Let me know by PM if you still want to be added to the list.
Quote by ange65
Hiya, can you please put out names down for the munch, hope its not to late. Got work that weekend but to hell wit it. lol. Ta
Angel65 n Mr A xxxxx.

Angel65, I'll add you to the list. biggrin
Could those already on the list (check this thread or PM me) confirm that you can make it to the munch, if you have not already done so. Only 3 weeks to go and 50+ people on the list.
LC
Quote by Calista
Erotica
What happened to all the kinky Northerners???
c x

I think they are all here at SH having a ball. Who needs Erotica, eh!
LC wink
Bloody Hell! I'd better get get the invites and directions to the Leicester Mini-Munch out damn quick before the site closes down! Perhaps this will be the last ever munch!
LC rolleyes
I think you'll find it's par for the course with contacts from adverts. At least they had the decency to let you know they could not make it and it may have been genuine in this case and maybe they will re-schedule.
Best way to meet people is here on the forum and then get to some of the small socials, parties and munches. It all takes time so chill out and before long opportunities will present themselves.
LC
Cheers, Mr&Mrs Pleasure, Steph and Horous.
Any others please let me know if you can come ASAP. Then I can get the invites out.
LC
Quote by blondeslave

OK.. this is the second "chav" thread....... Please can someone tell me what a "chav" is ?
I must have had a sheltered life because I have never heard the expression before...
Thank you for your help..... whoever u may be........lol

Does this help!

LC wink
So a "Chav" is one of the characters in Lord of the Rings ?
More like, "Lord of the Sovereign Rings!"
LC :wink:
Quote by blondeslave

OK.. this is the second "chav" thread....... Please can someone tell me what a "chav" is ?
I must have had a sheltered life because I have never heard the expression before...
Thank you for your help..... whoever u may be........lol

Does this help!

LC wink
Ohh mine was Chardonnay Lara, Britney Janine or Shakira Mercedes FFS! Or best of all Whitney Britney! rotflmao
LC lol
Confirmations required!
If you are already on the list (check this thread or PM me) could you please confirm you are able to attend the mini-munch on the 23rd April in Leicester.
Invitations will be sent out in a couple of weeks. If you don't confirm you will not be sent an invite.
Details of the venue location will be sent out a few days before the event, along with a map and details of parking.
There are now over 50 people on the list. Still room for a few more, but only regular SH users please. If you require a list of guests or hotels please let me know and I will send them to you.
LC
Quote by easy
....................Hi. My name is Venus, and I am a post whore.....................
Venusxxx

I always thought it should be....
Hi,my name is Venus and I am a post whore.
The comma or a full stop (or an exclamation mark. Thanks Fabio) are interchangeable in this sentance, but you should never have a comma and "and" next to each other.
That's the way I was taught anyway.
*awaits Ice Pies verdict on this matter* worship
Damn it Easy! You beat me to it! I was going to pull up Venus on that. Oh, well!
Like he says, the comma before the 'and' is unnecessary or superfluous as the 'and' acts as a sort of punctuation in itself. That's the way I think about it when I'm writing and I often mentally read back to myself what I have written, imagining how my sentences sound as if the were spoken.
You can punctuate with a comma before 'but' though, as in, "I went to the shops, but found they were closed".
LC
:welcome: to the site.
It would appear that you both have already had a look around. The way to get to meet people is to join in with the banter on the forums and let us get to know you. Somewhere along the line you'll be able to get an invite to the munches where you can meet others from this site in a purely vanilla social setting. It's a great way to meet people without any pressure.
Hope you find what you are looking for.
LC
Quote by lilacgem
1. The Female always makes The Rules.
2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3. No Male can possibly know all The Rules.
4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some or all of The Rules.
5. The Female is never wrong.
6. (If the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the Male did or said wrong.)
7. (If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.)
8. The Female can change her mind at any given point in time.
9. The Male must never change his mind without express written consent from the Female.
10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female Wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The Female must under no circumstances let the Male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. The Male is expected to mind read at all times.
14. The Male who doesn't abide by The Rules, can't take the heat, lacks a backbone, and is a wimp.
15. Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm.
16. At no time can the Male make such comments as "Insignificant" and "Is that all?" when the Female is complaining.
17. If the Female has PMS, all The Rules are null and void!

Brilliant!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by Maia

Shame you can't get your avatar piccie up! What's the number of the ad you mentioned?
LC

Now you're really flummuxing me .. let me have a little rummage.. i think this is it
254849
Thanks Maia! That's a good advert IMO as it's a bit different from the usual. It shows that you are intelligent, articulate and sensual. Nice one! :thumbup:
Quote by Maia
Hello maia & welcome to the fun & laughter of the madhouse.
Be careful though ... that stuart bloke might wanna give u a rendition of 'My Way' wink
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢

IS this a joke that I have missed? biggrin What would his rendition be?
Slyde is referring to his recent first munch up in Scotland, where he was introduced to a great Munch tradition which involves Stuart doing his rendition (just imagine Sid Vicious) of 'My Way'. I think Slyde was so impressed (as we all are) he just hasn't got over it yet! lol
LC :wink:
Quote by havantcouple
r is to lose at strip poke and
b throun out with nothing bar
r front door key. and b left to fing
r own way home as we r redface

I'll translate for you all...ahem!
"Our fantasy is to lose at strip poker and be thrown out of the house where the game was taking place with only one item, our front door keys. Whereupon we have to make our way home stark bollox naked."
Rather odd fantasy if you ask me, but differn't strokes and all that! rolleyes
LC wink
Quote by corriefem
Wow off the site for 2 months and nothing changes hahaha anyway LC love to come along if I can get weekend free which okay at the moment.
I can however remember being new and I hope that MS Naughty is given a chance to attend an event as everyone needs to start somewhere smile

I've added you to the list Corrie. Great to see you back again. biggrin
If those already on the list (check this thread or PM me) would like to send me a confirmation PM please do so. Only 3 weeks or so to go and over 50 people on the list.
LC
Hi Maia. biggrin
Welcome to SH towers. I'm sure you'll enjoy it around here.
Shame you can't get your avatar piccie up! What's the number of the ad you mentioned?
LC
Quote by david2052
I've just posted my second post after almost a year on here. Wish I had done a newbie post when I joined, I probably would have felt more included given how many posts I read despite not posting myself.

Like I said david2052, best way to get known and feel included is to join in and post often yourself, otherwise people will forget who you are or think you are not around. That's if you want to post of course. Nothing wrong with being a browser, it's just that no-one will know you, neither will you get invites to parties or munches.
LC
I think it's down to newbies copying what other newbies have done and it's no bad thing IMO. At least it shows they are reading the forums and seeing how they may make a start here. The best newbie intro posts are those that make an effort to tell us about themselves with a well written or thought out post, not just a few lines which says little. It's not mandatory to do a intro post, though it does help. In the long run joining in with the banter is the best approach to putting across personality and is the best way to get known.
LC
Reece, you have a legitimate reason for staying here in my opinion.
Good luck with it all. We are thinking about you and keeping fingers crossed.
Regards
LC
Quote by richardm
Is there any chance of a place for an ugly little single male to come along?
Should be back from Majorca by then I hope.
smile

Hi, Richard, I've added you to the list. Look forward to seeing you again. biggrin
If those already on the list (check this thread or PM me) would like to send me a confirmation PM please do so. Only 3 weeks or so to go and over 50 people on the list.
LC
What a cracking night out! Don't think Peterblurugh knew what hit it last night when the SH crew descended upon it. There were a lot of stares and fingers pointing at all the flirting and naughty behaviour of our party and confusion amongst many of the young regulars in the bar as to whom was with whom. :shock: They must have been wondering what the hell we were on, as SH regulars abandoned themselves to utterly outrageous behaviour in full public view. :twisted: It was a hell of a lot of fun and I thoroughly enjoyed myself!
Many thanks to Roger and Helen for organizing this and to Kristof for getting us there and back. wink
Hopefully there'll be another one sometime....if they let us back in! :twisted:
And er......I could have sworn I saw that Dawn Mids somewhere about! rolleyes
LC
Quote by freckledbird
oooooooooooo Rachel has a snake?

Er...yep! rolleyes
A rainbow boa, I believe. smile
LC wink
Quote by babe1
hi
Can we be kindly added to the list as possible cause cant give u a deffo till nearer the date if thats ok. If we are accpeted that is smile :) :) :) :) :) :)
Hugs
Babe1 & Tbone
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Yes, you're both added to the guest list. Look forward to seeing you. biggrin
Anyone who is already on the list (you should know if you are because I have notified you on this thread or by PM) can request an updated list of guests from me. As the list stands we have 50 people.
LC
Quote by ms_naughty
How can a newbie get on a list when no one will let them in cos there new ?
If I got in invite to one id be known :cry:

I do have to agree with Ms N - i know you are more of an old hand here than me but both as relative newbies it is a bit of a chicken and egg situation. Maybe Ms N and I should pool our resources..addd together our combined postings and maybe we can be invited along as a couple!
69position
Thanks hertsguy30s
It does seem like a chicken and egg thing ..
I have been told if people can say they have met me i get on a short list for 1 munch.
This makes me feel as tho I've got to arrange a meet with a stranger just to get to meet people in a group ( which for a newbie i feel is far safer)
I have found most on here to be friendly but if i got to arrange a meet with someone to get into a munch it will just be my luck to pick a srew ball .
I dont know what else newbies can do .. i come on the forum most days and leave the odd post.
Have chatted to 1 or 2 on the phone ..looks like ive gotta go and shag them soon if i want to go to a munch!
You don't have to meet a stranger or shag them to get to go to a munch. What most munch organizers will want to see is that you have joined in on the forums or chatroom for some time, so that people have got to know you and you them. This ensues that when you do go to a munch you will know who people are and will find it easier to join in and get to meet people. This is a mini-munch mainly for people who have met before and know one another. The mini-munches are becomming popular amongst more established members for this reason, that they can relax and enjoy themselves in company they already know. There are larger munches which can accomodate a larger number of newbies which are always welcome, but still you will find that you have to be an active member of the site to get an invite. There are also plenty of other things being orgaized on SH, such as small socials, parties and visits to clubs, so no shortage of opportunities to meet people. Have patience and show a commitment to the site and you will be invited to go to munches.
LC
.........you can never leave.
Hiya Slyde,
Good to see you back...wondered where you went! rolleyes
LC wink