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Lucifer
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 65

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Nice to see you back Corrie... passionkiss
Good luck with your house, job and ex challenges. It might seem hard at the moment, but before long things will be all sorted and you will be well on the way into the next phase of your life.
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Lucifer
PS If you do feel like a wild sexual encounter, drop me a line eh ?? wink
Quote by BadAlice
Well, erm... having been around the chatroom for a while, I figured it was time I posted... so here it is...
Hi all.....
Run out of things to say now - most unlike me! lol lol

Nice to see you've made it in here, BadAlice !
I'm sure you'll soon get back your rambling abilities :lol:
Quote by melons
Poor lucifer, are you better now or would you like me to come and nurse you better smile

Mel, I'm just about back to normal now, thanks, but please don't let that stop you popping round in your uniform wink
Quote by marmalaid
Well it's your own silly fault, you should drink more drinkies and have more sex hump shouldn't you? Sounds like a reason to munch if ever there was one! :wink:

lol I did try my best at both..... And ooohhh yeah, I did enjoy the munching...
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Are you poorly? Is Steve a qualified vet? Is euthenasia legal in Berks?

lol I was very poorly yesterday morning after the motel party and would have welcomed euthanasia redface
Many thanks must go to Marcuso for the effort he put into organising it. It went very well and everyone seemed to have a good time, even the barman :shock:
The only downside was blowing through a speed camera on the way home somewhat in excess of the posted 70mph limit.....
I'm sat here waiting for the letter from the DVLA to turn up :cry: offering to besmirch my virgin licence.... If I get banned, anyone offering a lift to future munches? It's a long way from Berks to Manchester on a pushbike lol
Debs,
The deadline for entry seems to be midnight on Sat 3rd....
I'd guess the judging will take a month or so, the judges involved will be too busy typing one-handed and wiping mess off the keyboard to make any sensible progress.... biggrin
Blimey hun what with posting on here and bickering with Tonguey, how do you fit that much into a day ?????
Seriously, well done WBB, you can come claim a special snog this weekend
passionkiss
Hi Steve,
Welcome to the madhouse....
Hope you spend more time at the keyboard !!
A lovely poem Angel_chat.... you clearly have a talent for it.
Well done on the 500, and roll on the next 500. Your posts are pretty much a bollox-free zone, keep it up hun !
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Lucyfer
With many of you that I've met in the chatroom, we've exchanged MSN addresses, then flirted and even exchanged some more "graphic" data redface
It seems that most of the ladies I continue to chat and flirt and even meet with have an MSN ID that's the same as their chatroom nickname. But I've neglected to take note of who all my MSN contacts actually are... Doh!
So if we've got messy before but haven't in a while, and you see "Lucifer" pop up, please say hi and let me in on your secret lol
I'll write it down on a piece of paper, stick it to my monitor and promise not to forget next time wink
Welcome to the forum Subbuteo passionkiss
I've been doing 19 hour days in the chatroom waiting for your response to my last question - "can I have a shag please" and you haven't been back for a while lol
Come in and say hi soon
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To Heather, Bluexxxx and WBN,
I can wank for england, let me know if you'd like me to help out :wanker:
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Sorry for the hijack skip....
Well I started out counting all those I had done and stopped quite quicky.
Then I made a tick for those I haven't and got thru the list alot quicker.
I have the highest score so far but I'm too redface to post it here
But then it's my job, eh ?????
Interesting question re Sheene and Rossi. It's a shame we'll never see them race because that would have been special.
Sheene faced an entirely different set of challenges to Rossi. Till he arrived on the scene, bike racing was the preserve of the wealthy. He was a cheeky working class boy who grabbed it by the scruff of the neck and changed racing both on and off the track forever, and he was a hero.
He rode evil-handling 500cc two-strokes with a powerband as wide as a fag paper and inadequate brakes. He had some horrendous crashes and, on at least one occasion, hobbled to his bike on crutches and rode injured. He was a racer, he was willing to take it closer to the edge than his rivals and he had that drive to win that all champions have.
I don't think I've ever seen Rossi crash in a race, though. He was on the podium for every race of last season, despite some horrendous qualifying results, awful starts and on 1 occasion getting a 10 sec stop and go penalty and racing through the pack for the second time. At the start of this season, he moved to Yamaha, took a bike that achieved very little last year and won first time out.
But the the bikes are completely different now. Today's roadbikes outperform the GP bikes Sheene rode, and riding techniques for extracting the available performance have changed. But I bet if Barry was racing now, he and Rossi would give us a real show.
Shameless plug for bike racing - Warwick is right, Gibernau is having a great season and is 5 points ahead of Rossi. Assen GP this weekend. It will be good.
I'll stop waffling now ....
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Shit.... I never realised I could waffle so much... redface

Keep on waffling Shireen, you clear know your stuff !
My vote for the most gifted racer of all time goes to Valentino Rossi.....
If you don't who he is, then the motorsport you're watching has twice as many wheels as the most exciting racing there is wink
Hi to you two from another leathered up biker !
Lucifer
(918cc of pure horniness)
I'm not a great footy fan, so can't really add to this discussion much....
My prediction, though, is that there will be lots of bored ladies in the chatroom from onwards and, with any luck, alot less blokes lol
Oooh, and good luck to England..... I can't cope with seeing grown men cry (again) smile
I searched for "miserable failure" and google returned
"Lucifer's attempts to get a shag in the chatroom"
Feck this internet thingy's clever, eh ???
Loo ya horny tart I'm gonna come collect on some promises.....
blast hump
pretty please lol
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(Falling asleep immediately after orgasm)
Thanks to you all, you're bringing some colour to my cheeks.......
And WBB and Heather are bringing a bulge to my trousers... and not for the first time ahem.
Looking forward to seeing you all soon.....
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Only need to add one thing to that list - available now :twisted:
CQ

Indeed, might I refer all the ladies to http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/13746.html lol
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i find them VERY comfortable

Except when there's a safety pin holding them together, eh WBB? wink
Easy-peasy for me - having an arse that looks like it's just been spanked.....
Marya I do believe we were made for each other lol
Steve I thank you for you effort there..... truly a work of art lol
Nice bum marya.... looks freshly spanked wink